Mar
21
21
Shhh!
A certain Texan with a big iTunes collection was pulling ahead in the Most Humorest category of the you-know-whats. It may not last, but we…um, some secret German thing that we oughtn’t go into.
Wie geht’s, Herr Norbizness? [chuckle, snorkle] That’ll hold him for a bit.
Hey Brad, cat plan, Jesus’s General… Papa November, Echo Bravo…
[Update: The freedom-threatening terror criminal Norbizness has sneakily put his site back online, in violation of many laws and treaties.]
norbizness said,
March 21, 2006 at 22:35
Pulling ahead of what? The Jack Squat Blog? You’re very secretive when you’re smacked out of your gourd.
Damn, I shouldn’t have said “squat.”
Yosef said,
March 21, 2006 at 22:51
See, Gavin, this is the kind of thing clubhouses are for.
Gavin M. said,
March 21, 2006 at 23:10
Isn’t it more like the Wacky Races, when Dick Dastardly and Muttley use the rotating tire-popper?
Then again, if only there were a ’secret thread’ someplace…
Vladi G said,
March 21, 2006 at 23:28
Rassum brassum msblsssl Rick Rastardly
JeremÃas said,
March 21, 2006 at 23:34
It’ll be hard to beat the General. All respects due to Lamentablemente, ¡no! and Norbizness, but in terms of get out the vote, he’s got a big posse, you got a bunch of dudes.
Pinko Punko said,
March 21, 2006 at 23:45
It’s like a sausage race and bratwurst is losing to some gross linguica.
teh l4m3 said,
March 21, 2006 at 23:45
I’m voting Mallard Fillmore ‘cuz he’s an absolute caution!
PS Gavin, I point out that you may have missed a certain aspect to Mr. Protein Wisdom’s in(s)anity at my place…
tg said,
March 21, 2006 at 23:50
Isn’t it more like the Wacky Races
mmMMMmmm Penelope Pitstop … maybe that’s the answer to the “whadda we got to put up against the right-wing skanks?” question – I bet all the cartoon hotties would be lefties. They’re certainly more believable. And no, Natasha is not a hottie. Well, maybe kinda. God, am I out of Ouzo again?
Pinko Punko said,
March 22, 2006 at 4:27
Well, is it time for the FCC.gov gambit?
teh l4m3 said,
March 22, 2006 at 7:43
I think you could all use a copy of my newest book “Scratching the Post: The purr-fect way to discombobulate an ombudsman.”