Comments on: It’s Sargent Shriver’s Bleeding Hearts Club Band

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:39:00 +0000

Like the meteor’s made of poo or something?

I only use Raw-Goo, the meteor sauce. Our sause is 20% meteor than thiers.

By: David B.

David B. — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:05:39 +0000

I was curious which conservative would wind up “going there.” (I had Malkin at 3:1, Instapundit at 5:1, Goldberg at 10:1, and Rush an even push.) And when this one did, the results were just boring. It’s as though he’s bring up the Senator’s personal life out of a sense of obligation rather than any genuine passion.

Better instead to use Kennedy’s death to complaint about some long-standing bugbear like “media bias” or “death panels.”

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:36:25 +0000

I don’t like to use the word ‘treason,’ because liberals and conservatives alike have dulled its sting by me constantly accusing liberals of treason.

No one tole yew libruls yew cunnit duck mah fest, yew dum betches!

By: White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism

White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:08:36 +0000

Hey, speaking of traitors…

How about ol’ Nixon and Kissinger, who left countless POW/MIA’s behind in Vietnam because they wouldn’t pay the secret reparations they had agreed to pay in the peace settlement negotiated with North Vietnam?

Read the book “An Enormous Crime” by former GOP Congressman Bill Hendon.

http://www.aiipowmia.com/inter27/in010607enormous.html

By: Chris Baldwin

Chris Baldwin — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:19:17 +0000

Accuse a politician of treason? Well that pretty much makes you a fascist.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:15:25 +0000

Where’s that guy’s fucking chin?

I still think he’s a dead ringer for this guy:

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/04/26/aj_burnett_who_farted_2.jpg

By: J Neo Marvin

J Neo Marvin — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:06:07 +0000

Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch … One of the most awesome things I’ve seen this year is the YouTube of Moe, Mike Douglas and Soupy Sails doing that bit on The Mike Douglas Show. I love that routine so much I named an album after it.

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:27:36 +0000

Banned in WankeeLand myself.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:19:56 +0000

Dude’s got more chin than decency.

I consider it one of my finer boasts that I am banned from commenting on his site (& unlike certain pathetic bridge-underside-lurking entities, I really can’t be bothered to switch IPs to thwart The Will Of Bob, easy as it would be to do so) – not that it takes much to win that particular trophy. Repeated use of incontrovertible hard facts to shoot his smarmy bullshit full of holes will suffice.

If you haven’t been kicked out of his personal digital monument to Idiot-Pride yet, you should really give it a try – it’s B&alicious™!

By: Len

Len — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:29:17 +0000

If ever there was a week in which we should completely ignore the idiocy, vitriol and hatred emanating from the right, this is that week.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:57:37 +0000

By the way, I really don’t mind them getting their jokes off about Teddy Kennedy…

Likewise. I don’t give a shit what the wingnuts think about him is basically why.

Agreed re: your Reagan stuff too. The guy was a destructive little pillock.

By: The Right Wing

The Right Wing — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:54:49 +0000

Chappaquiddick! Chappaquiddick! Boogedy boogedy boogedy!

(Maybe it’ll work this time!)

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:54:44 +0000

One of the Secessionist’s commenters…

I really need to throw a foam wedgie under my jaw before I catch up on wingnut news.

By: stogoe

stogoe — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:31:33 +0000

Jesus Fucking Fuck. I thought I had lost all my expectations of the barest levels of human decency from these vile shitpiles, but it seems I can still be disgusted by their utter contempt for everyone who is not themselves. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:30:34 +0000

By the way, I really don't mind them getting their jokes off about Teddy Kennedy, because thank god a bunch of us stopped putting up with their beatification of Reagan. I will never, ever forget how much it meant to me that then Air-America's "Morning Sedition" kicked back against all the Reagan funeral shit with Dead Reagan Monday. So, let 'em all have their Chappaquiddick jackoff -- as long as we never have to pretend that Ronald Reagan was any more than a mean, deceitful, myth filled, racist old bastard who did more to shit on this country than anyone since the Confederacy and anyone until Bush Jr.

By: Wayne LaPierre

Wayne LaPierre — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:22:29 +0000

I envision T-shirts with an arrow on them saying POOTEORITE.

And pee to your left.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:14:11 +0000

3 oiled neoprene wet suits, in which he had fled the fire
…Slowly, step by step, inch by inch.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:10:51 +0000

One of the most awesome things I’ve seen this year is the YouTube of Moe, Mike Douglas and Soupy Sails doing that bit on The Mike Douglas Show.

You say this and don’t provide a link? Cocktease.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:58:21 +0000

And I lol’ed at your story, more than once. The leaving “to spend more time with his not-gay wife” was particularly snerk-inducing.

By: R. Porrofatto

R. Porrofatto — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:57:41 +0000

One of the Secessionist’s commenters responded with his own joke:

They should call the bill NiggerCare.
Posted by Raleigh Rebel at August 26, 2009 09:04 PM

They’ve got such class.