Granted, the two have aged considerably in the intervening years, but if even an evil, terrorist, traitor spawn-of-Satan like myself can tell the difference, then surely his friends can.

Add the fact that the items being scammed were charged to Claude’s credit card, shave with Occam’s Razor, and Claude is your felon.

“Holy crap! Does she realize she’s not white?”

Then I took myself to task for implying that one’s race should determine one’s politics. And then I thought, “But does she?”

If one is pinched does the other one yelp?

Sadly, Yes! wanted this ridiculous story to get some mainstream attention, and now people will read this, share it (thinking it’s a “joke”), and eventually Jon Stewart will make fun of it on television, and then it will be free to wreak havoc with the truth!

You fools!

Gavin, I think you just won the internet.

It is possible that the evil twin, when arrested, continued to assert that he was his evil-and-republican twin brother, which the police would have every reason to believe and repeat to the SF Chron.

(I preferred the old photo because it reminded me of Mirror Mirror and evil Spock)

Michelle experiences what the rest of us consider ‘funny’ as an annoying sensation for which someone is to blame.

I think the fact that a) someone is actually making Floyd the “evil twin” and that b) there is an indirect effort to blame this “evil twin” makes this funny enough.

But let’s also look at the long list of people who either criminally negligent or just criminals who were appointed at one point or another to the White House.

Ok, that’s not really funny, but it hurts so much it helps to dull the pain by laughing.