Wait a minute. I thought he was supposed to be sentenced to Purgatory* not us!

I dint do nothin, Officer, I swear!

*For a term not less than 1,000 years without prayer parole, and no time off for good behavior.

(Yeah, it was Limbo that they abolished. By decree. Easy peasy!)

Yeah, it’s not like the Catholic Church has a means of becoming reconciled with God.

I mean, really, how fucking out of it do you need to be to know they discontinued Purgatory (I believe that’s the proper term) now that they don’t need to make a fast fucking buck off indulgences

Did they discontinue Purgatory? I thought they’d discontinued Limbo. Too many faithful upset that they wouldn’t be reunited with their un-baptized babies in the afterlife.

I gave up all that stuff for Lent.

That’s the one with the footnoted Commandments, right?

If they knew half the stuff Jesus advocated for, they’d declare him a heretic.

Have you seen those churches with the huge crosses out front? If JC comes back, they’re ready.

I mean, really, how fucking out of it do you need to be to know they discontinued Purgatory (I believe that’s the proper term) now that they don’t need to make a fast fucking buck off indulgences.

I know she calls herself the Anchoress, but shit. Did you know they hold the Mass in the language of your choice now too? It turns out nobody fucking connected with the Latin Mass anymore, except old ass motherfuckers like Mel Gibson’s anti-Semite pops.

I don’t see how it’s that dreadful – the left have always wanted a classless society.

It’s the plural of “pharos,” or lighthouse, implying that you light up his life, that you give him hope to carry on.

And for what reason? And would those same “Catholics and non-Catholics” object to a requiem mass for say, those bishops that protected the pedophiles in the church, or any Catholic legislators that supported the recent war of aggression, or who may have been adulterers?

I hope she has fun playing with her imaginary friends. These extremist idiots really do really they’re the mainstream.

Who you calling a “phari”, ya pansi?

Or if you prefer –
Pharisee, pharisah, life goes on, brah.

I hope all three of them find it as hilarious as you did.

“What a small, hateful, priggish and loathsome bunch you all are. If I weren’t busy ignoring the suffering of countless millions elsewhere, I’d smite the shit out of you. Now go pray some more.”

That’s enough to make me a believer.

Just another example of The Man keeping a brutha down, knowwhutAhmsayin’?

sanctimonious hypocrites like the Anchoress

Damn, that was the first word that popped into my head too.

That column is, like, sanctimoniousness made solid. Sanctimoniousness given form. A high-fiber-induced sanctimoniousness movement that she swears smells like frankincense and myrrh, but to the rest of us just plain stinks.