Comments on: This is central to my point

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:46:19 +0000

My reversible colon makes sure I’m always fulla shit. Intussusception is ~~painful~~ ~~bloody unpronounceable~~ theft!

By: Ted

Ted — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:16:27 +0000

Anyone who has had a kid and hasn’t contemplated end-of-life has something wrong with them. Nothing like becoming a parent to drive mortality home to you (and I’ve had a parent die, so I know what that’s like too).

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:03:07 +0000

My reversible coma is plaid on one side, for those days when I want to be funky-fresh.

My reversible colon makes sure I’m always fulla shit.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:51:52 +0000

a socialist would scoop out your heart with a large melon-baller "Melon-baller"? You philistine. Anyone would think that you have never heard of heart-snatchers.

By: Mrs Tilton

Mrs Tilton — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:03:19 +0000

Mieux vaut tard que jamais

With emphasis on the “tard”.

By: Exasperated liberal

Exasperated liberal — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:00:38 +0000

but I forgot what they were when I woke up.

That’s why we’re forcing you to read these death books. Gawd!

By: justme

justme — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:00:05 +0000

Entries with multiple definitions are central to his point.

Points with multiple centers are the definition of his entries.

By: henry lewis

henry lewis — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:55:44 +0000

Ya got a light, mac?

Nope, just a dark brown reversible coma.

By: jim

jim — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:52:29 +0000

Sad to say, my will isn’t reversible anymore – at least not since I burnt out the clutch & the gearbox on it a few years back trying to drag-race my desire on a straightaway.

Living Wills are identical to euthanasia … just like porn is identical to sex, & an IOU is identical to cash.

Uh oh. Looks like Tinkerbell still isn’t moving … clap harder, you fuckers, CLAP HARDER!

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:36:24 +0000

Camels©: Turkish & domestic blend, no Malawi ‘baccy in them.

And R. J. Reynolds is just the sweetest corporate entity ever.

By: N__B

N__B — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:35:33 +0000

Tobacco companies “have shifted as much as three-quarters of their production to Third World countries to cut labour and other costs”

Aaaaah. The wonders of the free market. It provides moral instruction while feeding our addictions.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:58:58 +0000

Feel compelled to pass this along. Here's a moral reason to quit smoking. Malawi's child tobacco pickers suffer illness, exploitation. Tobacco companies "have shifted as much as three-quarters of their production to Third World countries to cut labour and other costs" and the child labourers picking the stuff are vomiting blood. Niiiiiiiiiiice.

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:55:51 +0000

No, no! Quetzalcoatl is his Nahuatl name. In honor of the Mayan apocalypse bringing the world to an end in 2012, we need to translate it into Yucatec, and picture William Shatner screaming:

“Kukul-KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:49:32 +0000

So “Quetzalcoatl” is Jeff James Gannon Guckert’s new screen name?

By: Quetzalcoatl

Quetzalcoatl — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:44:31 +0000

His gag reflex was too sensitive.

By: Myths, Legends and Pet Supplies

Myths, Legends and Pet Supplies — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:36:47 +0000

Didn’t W choke on a Quetzalcoatl once while in office? And is that any less plausible than the official explanation?

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:33:51 +0000

Of all the silly arguments that have been passed off as deeply profound in American politics, the notion that Jonah Goldberg brings the slightest qualifications or intellectual depth to the American political debate has to top the list.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:31:59 +0000

Pardon me, that was supposed to be Winged Serpent. I must have been thinking of The Usual Serpects, or maybe Serpico.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:29:50 +0000

His space-time hopping abilities and his penchant for using them to upset conservatives make it clear that Obama is Q.

“The Winged Serpect”?!?!?!?!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084556/

Quetzalcoatlicious!

By: N__B

N__B — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:11:42 +0000

Where’s my last post? Come back little sheba…