Comments on: Add it to the Dictionary!!!

By: Dylan Baker

Dylan Baker — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 13:33:46 +0000

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By: Doctor Biobrain

Doctor Biobrain — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 17:43:20 +0000

I normally go out of my way to suck-up to bigtime liberal bloggers, in order to get the highly esteemed blogroll link, and will almost never ever say anything bad about them; but seeing as how my blog doesn’t fit into any of the four blogroll categories here, I don’t have a problem with mentioning that “Glenndentured Servitude” really kind of sucks. You get credit for the first, but that second one is too much of a stretch, even for a drunken sot, and isn’t particularly specific to Insta (seeing as how I’m an admitted blogroll suck-up).

Then again, if you’re ever planning to add a “Bloggers Drunker Than Us” category, I will gladly eat all these words if it meant I had a shot at getting on the board. And if it’s based solely on the amount of alcohol consumed while blogging, I don’t see how I could miss.

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 13:32:38 +0000

How about “enormous, Glenndacious, disembodied anus”?

And can one get wicked drunk by association?

By: Michael BÃ©rubÃ©

Michael BÃ©rubÃ© — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:43:09 +0000

And Glenndust: a fine aerosol spray of fatuousness you can use to polish your furniture or cover any political issue in a lovely patina of inanity.

By: Rob G

Rob G — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:15:20 +0000

How about

Glennlivid; a fine single-malt sense of false outrage, aged for 12 years in some Tennessee basement.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:12:23 +0000

Well, it was spared that vision until just now, at least.
I must go wash. Unclean, unclean…

By: jade

jade — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:20:25 +0000

Of course, one good thing about Instapungents is that they can’t directly comment and so your mind’s eye is spared the vision of Glennolds being thickly surrounded on all sides by hoards of blood-sucking little Instapantload vampire hatchlings pullulating on the orange carpet of the reading corner.

By: jade

jade — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:13:06 +0000

Welcome, InstaPunsterbunnies!

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:36:09 +0000

Glenn Reynolds Wrap (n): An incident in which you have succeeded in getting not only FOX News, but the Pentagon itself to run with one of your memes (see foreign policy, Tinkerbell Theory of).

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:26:44 +0000

I’d rather have a painful throbbing headache than have to pretend to be nice to InstaPundit’s readers.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:34:24 +0000

Wouldn’t “inglenntured servitude” scan better?

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:25:32 +0000

Just the memory inspires me to blog the next time I drink.

By: The tECHIDNA

The tECHIDNA — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:22:05 +0000

Man, I cherish the moments that Brad is drunk enough to start referring to himself in the 3rd-person. Could this be the beginnings of Steel Reserve: Episode III?

By: julia

julia — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:52:29 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new politically-independent libertarian oversheep.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:36:18 +0000

Man, I wish I could be wicked drunk right now. Why does Brad get to have all the fun?

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 18:20:10 +0000

“Welcome Instapundit Readers!”

Huh. I know I’ve led a sheltered life up to now, but those words go together like “Please scrape your fingernails across this blackboard for the next 4 hours!” or “Somebody smash my kneecaps with a ballpeen hammer!”

What would go less with the sentiment of, “I welcome you”?

“Welcome, painful throbbing headache!”
“Welcome, hungry mutant zombies!”
“Welcome, Andre the Giant, my new Proctologist!”
“Welcome, shameless self-promoting blogwhores!”

Nah. None are as incongruous as the original.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 17:12:41 +0000

We gotta be careful, these might be used on Glennzilla!

I love Glennzila. I want to have like a million of his babies.