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Lori “Movin’ On Up” Montgomery and Perry “Obama Not Muslim?” Bacon, Jr., The Washington Post:
Key Senator Calls for Narrower Health Reform Measure: Republican Grassley Cites Town Hall Anger
- Verizon has “less HD on demand,” a Comcast executive concluded Wednesday, saying the outpouring this month of tuneless young women into computer-generated isometric cityscapes filled with cartoon characters has fundamentally altered the nature of the debate.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
gainsayer said,
August 20, 2009 at 18:47
What are the chances the actual linked article makes even less sense than the shorter?
gainsayer said,
August 20, 2009 at 18:48
I just ate, so I have no interest in finding out.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 18:49
Blowhard Offered More Bullshit About Stupid Townhalls?
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 18:50
Brotherhood Of Muslim Bombers And Secrit Terrarists?
LittlePig said,
August 20, 2009 at 18:57
Bigots Obtaining Money By Assaulting Staged Townhalls?
freelancer said,
August 20, 2009 at 18:59
Buy Our Moronic Bullshit And Suffer Terribly?
LittlePig said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:01
Bombast Obviously Marginal, Barry Asserts, Stay Tuned
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:03
Bacon Or Montgomery Being Actual Stenographic Technologists.
LittlePig said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:06
Barack Obama Makes Bigots Apoplectic Screaming Tards
PeeJ of PENIS said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:09
Bonehead Opines Making Bitches Abet St00pid Twit
Also, FYWP
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:11
Behold! One Million Birthers Against Simple Truth.
justme said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:11
Because Of My Big Ass Stupid Toenails
justme said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:13
Bend Over, More Bologna Awaits Stuffing Today
LittlePig said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:14
Barack Offends Montgomery, Bacon At Stupid Tabloid
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:14
This is all
Because Of Max Baucus, Asshole Senator, Truly.
WereBear said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:17
Beanheads On Meth Belie All Sociological Theories
justme said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:23
Bacon, OMnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:25
Beware Of Mouth Breathing Aggressively Stupid Teabaggers
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:26
This is harder than haikus.
PENIS.
stogoe said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:28
Big Ol’ Man-Boobs At Stern, Tibbs!
N__B said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:38
Branes Of My Beloved Are Sticky, Too.
justme said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:44
Bugfuck Obstreperous Morons Barking Assholishly Stretches Temerity
stogoe said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:45
Beast Of Many Backs Assumes Sore Taints.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:48
Branes Of Many Bloggers Are So Tastee.
Spit Take said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:54
Betrayed our mandate: bipartisanship always supercedes thinking.
Batman* Only Means Business About Spoiler's** Tuchus*** said,
August 20, 2009 at 19:54
*The Goddamn, of course.
**AKA Stephanie Brown, AKA Robin (for a little while), AKA the new Batgirl.
***Um, I just sorta ran out of ideas, there. Look, I can’t check out the badonkadonk anyway, because of the cape. Unless, of course, she leaps down and the cape flows upward and… look, I’ve said it before, don’t you judge me unless you’ve climbed a mile’s worth of skyscrapers in my Batboots, I’ve given so much in the pursuit of justice… oh God, do I need to get laid, she’s just a teenager for Christsake, what is wrong with me, sometimes I think that I don’t carry a gun because otherwise I’d shoot myself…
Also, Grassley is a moron of long standing. I think that he has a staff member that chews his food for him.
N__B said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:01
**AKA Stephanie Brown, AKA Robin (for a little while), AKA the new Batgirl.
I thought Stephanie was the new Batman and Dick Grayson was the new Batgirl. You miss one goddamned issue…
Scott said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:09
Beyond Oddments, My Banana Asserts Shiny Toast.
(gets shot by CIA)
Davis said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:10
Grassley, Kyle, et al have taken themselves out of the debate by admitting that they will not vote for anything, so who gives a fuck what they think?
Scott said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:18
Also, is Stephanie actually confirmed as Batgirl? I thought they were going to try to draw out the suspense a little longer…
OneMan said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:41
Baggers Organize, Make Baby-Assed Senator Terrified
N__B said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:51
Badgers Orate, Many Branes Are Strictly Terrified.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:53
Bolsheviks, Observe My Braying, Address Said Tantrum!
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 20, 2009 at 20:56
Banned? Outwitted! Multiple Batches Anonymous Servers/Tunnelers!
PeeJ of PENIS said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:07
Boobie Originates Media Blitz, Arouses Scared Twatwaffles
[Why can't I comment from my iPhone? FYWP]
Michael G. said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:07
Bolsheviks, Observe My Braying, Address Said Tantrum!
That one gets a gold star.
Michael G. said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:08
Also, acronyms are theft!
Tommmcatt said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:11
You people constantly amaze me.
Willy said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:14
Bad Old Momma’s Boys Are Surely Terrified
Smiling Mortician said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:17
Blithering Old Morans Believe Announced Socialist Takeover
PeeJ of PENIS said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:20
Barely Operating Mentality Belies American Schutzstaffel Tactics
PeeJ of PENIS said,
August 20, 2009 at 21:36
Blow, Old Man, Blow Against Sanity, Truth
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge said,
August 20, 2009 at 22:15
Baggers’ Obviously Mendacious Bullshit Annoys Sane Thinkers
Rusty Shackleford said,
August 20, 2009 at 22:25
Illiterate Dyslexics And Neologists Eschew Lucretious Acronymonomy
Mark E. Smith said,
August 20, 2009 at 23:16
Feel the wrath of my B.O.M.B.A.S.T.!
Bastard idiot!
Feel the wrath!
Those who dare mix real life with politics
And go on regardless of the
of the discoveries
Will feel the wrath of B.O.M.B.A.S.T.
clanging in my heart
stogoe said,
August 21, 2009 at 0:12
Birthers Owe Me Big Amounts, Says Truther.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
August 21, 2009 at 1:19
Barry Outrages Moronic Birthers and Stupid Teabaggers.
Batocchio said,
August 21, 2009 at 1:31
Goddam, the actual article is obtuse and ridiculously credulous. I guess they didn’t notice Grassley pimping the death panels, or the debunks by the NYT and others on that? They’re actually presenting Grassley, Boehner and the gang as acting in good faith? I guess that’s easier bullshit to shill when you completely ignore both actual policies and public opinion.
After consulting with the American people, Joseph McCarthy is convinced Edward Murrow is a dirty commie.
After many town halls, John McCain is convinced that the American people really wanted him to be president last November.
After shilling an argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care, Jonah Goldberg is convinced that liberals are the real fascists. (Also, that he is brilliant.)
After a careful examination of her own asshole after tequila shots, Pan Atlas is convinced that Barack Obama is Malcolm X’s love child – and born in Kenya.
After an exhaustive search for the real killers, O.J. Simpson is convinced of his own innocence.
neal peart said,
August 21, 2009 at 2:42
Barack Obama Makes Beezlebub And Satan Trivial
jim said,
August 21, 2009 at 5:19
Bring Obama More Budweiser – Assholes Surge Tremendously.
jim said,
August 21, 2009 at 5:25
Bulletheads Offer More Brawndo, America – Suck Teabags!
Just Joe said,
August 21, 2009 at 8:38
B.O.M.B.A.S.T.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Sing to the B.E.A.T.
Get ready to ignite…