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She’ll tell you what she wants, what she really really wants
The hottest conservative writer on the web writes:
President G. W. Bush, a born again Christian, has kept our country safe from terrorist attacks.
Sadly, No! (No link necessary.)
Gregor Samsa said,
March 4, 2006 at 23:25
Oh that’s going to piss Yosef off….BIG TIME!!
Anonymous said,
March 4, 2006 at 23:28
MJ writes: “Girls are experimenting with bisexuality because of these visions thrust on our little ones in the public schools.”
You don’t think that’s a confession, do you? Would there be a video of MJ’s “experimenting” available?
tg said,
March 4, 2006 at 23:41
The poll on her homepage is beautiful in its irony:
DO YOU THINK THAT CBS HAS AGAIN SHOWN IT’S BIAS IN IT’S LATEST BUSH POLL?
Plus, she sure does love her some apostrophes, doesn’t she?
Anne said,
March 4, 2006 at 23:56
Hey, cut him some slack! The first one doesn’t count.
Gregor Samsa said,
March 4, 2006 at 23:58
MJ writes: “Girls are experimenting with bisexuality because of these visions thrust on our little ones in the public schools.”
Dude check out the OJ video in the previous post plenty of HAWT GonG action therein! Yowza!
Timmah420 said,
March 5, 2006 at 1:25
The whole Bush poll thing is absolutely hilarious, for an example of this, check out any of the recent freeper threads talking about the polls.
Heads ‘asplode
GuinnessGuy said,
March 5, 2006 at 1:41
While 9/11 was ultimately the result of 20 years of ineffectiveness (and our schizophrenic relations with Muslim extremists…), one can hardly say that Bush, or even his administration or policies, can claim responsiblity for the lack of further attacks either.
Such a statement shows an asininely simplistic view of geo-politics (which I suppose shouldn’t surprise us).
Matt Weiner said,
March 5, 2006 at 2:18
The link is 404′d. And her front page seems to be teh Blank. Have you scamps been playing with the air horn again?
scarshapedstar said,
March 5, 2006 at 2:56
Yeah, her blog seems to have been picked clean by some ruthlessly efficient e-scavenger.
pishy40 said,
March 5, 2006 at 4:06
MJ,
Really, you should stop worrying about what other little girls are learning and doing; and worry about what you’ve been learning and doing!
Tell us what you want, really really want.
Ron Mexico said,
March 5, 2006 at 4:18
Nary an apostrophe left on the page.
You killed her - you bastards!
melior (in Austin) said,
March 5, 2006 at 4:57
President G. W. Bush, a born again Christian, has kept our country safe from terrorist attacks.
Pay no attention to the uncaught anthrax mailers — we don’t know if they were Christian or Muslim, so we can’t be certain if it’s terrorism or not yet.
The tECHIDNA said,
March 5, 2006 at 5:09
Dammit! MJ’ has vanished like Carmen Sandiego!
(cue Rockapella singing “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego”)
By my powers of snark, geography, and the Apple ][, we’ll catch you Marie!
teh l4m3 said,
March 5, 2006 at 5:29
I wanna (huh!)
I wanna (huh!)
I wanna (huh!)
I wanna (huh!)
I really, really, really
wanna zig-a-zig-UH.
teh l4m3 said,
March 5, 2006 at 5:32
PS I’ll bet The tECHNIDA knows who Betty is.
rock n troll said,
March 5, 2006 at 10:41
My pick for the top 3 presidents of the United States ever are as follows:
1. George W. Bush
2. Ronald Reagan
3. Pierre Elliot Trudeau
How about the rest of you? What are your picks for the top 3?
MoCrash said,
March 5, 2006 at 16:06
Where does Dick Cheney rank in top presidents list?
anonymous said,
March 5, 2006 at 17:28
Rumor has it that a certain musical troll who was made famous at this site is about ready to announce that the war in Iraq was possibly one of the biggest mistakes in the history of humankind. Am I the only one who has come across this rumor, or are there others?
dave said,
March 5, 2006 at 22:18
R’n'T: The guy who writes Doonesbury was not actually President. Sheesh.
Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger said,
March 6, 2006 at 1:56
“Rumor has it that a certain musical troll who was made famous at this site is about ready to announce that the war in Iraq was possibly one of the biggest mistakes in the history of humankind.”
Au contraire. The release of a couple of remakes of war protest classics does not an anti-war activist make. Rumors of my anti-Iraq war declaration have been greatly exaggerated. It ain’t over till the fat lady of liberty sings. Wait, I think I hear her clearing her throat.
John M. Burt said,
March 6, 2006 at 3:25
My Presidential nominees are:
Ronald Reagan
Richard Nixon
Warren G. Harding
George W. Bush
I nominate them for the honor of having their likenesses molded into the titanic mountain of household solid waste being accumulated at the Coffin Butte Landfill in Corvallis, Oregon. Upon completion, the mound will be renamed Mount Flushmore.
shelly said,
March 6, 2006 at 4:46
Is the Rock ‘n’ Troll aware that Pierre Elliot Trudeau was NEVER a US president?
Now, if s/he were talking about best Canadian Prime Ministers ever… then there’d be some room for the guy. ;)
Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger said,
March 6, 2006 at 4:46
OK, so this means that, so far, George W. Bush has an average of 2.5, unless of course I’ve employed fuzzy math. Now, what about the rest of you? I know you have presidential prefererences.
rock 'n troll aka Dr. BLT said,
March 6, 2006 at 4:55
Yes, Shelly. I was aware. I attempted to employ strategery by which I packed a joke and a trivial puzzle all into one blog entry. I was intending to get a response out of our Canadian visitors.
You knew who Trudeau was, and I think Dave, a real kidder, also did.
I’m a Canadian-born American citizen (and a Canadian citizen, of course). I was just a kid when Trudeau was in power. I wouldn’t go so far as to say Trudeau was the best Prime Minister Canada ever had, Diefenbaker was, but if nothing else, he was a colorful figure who provided Canada with many entertaining moments. Does the term “fuddle duddle” mean anything to any of you? Where are you Canadians when we need you most?
J. A. Baker said,
March 6, 2006 at 15:31
Progressives are not only atheists. They also include backslidden unconsecrated Christians and Jews.
Gee Marie Jon’Benet, anti-Semitic much?
MoonBat52 said,
March 6, 2006 at 16:46
Geez Marie, How Hillary of you to expect, not just the village, but the whole damned planet to turn idiot to reinforce the drivel you force feed your fetal matters.
moonbat
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. — FDR
Be afraid. Be very afraid. — Georgie Porgie & Co
Soylent Green said,
March 8, 2006 at 0:44
“Where are you Canadians when we need you most?”
Shhh, they’re watching hockey on CBC.
Ken Houghton said,
March 8, 2006 at 14:59
Look out, JABaker, if she asks to see your horns.
(How did you find that, btw? Still 404′d here.)
Best American Presidents:
1. Margaret Trudeau (for the Richard Nixon Panda Sex story)
2. Anthony Hopkins
3. Dan Hedaya (in Michelle Williams’s breakout)
4. Some dude from Wittier, CA who wasn’t a crook.
Temperance said,
March 9, 2006 at 3:31
“backslidden”?
WTF?? Also, I wasn’t aware that you have to be consecrated to be a real Christian. I thought being consecrated was just for, you know, pedophiles — er, priests.
Heel said,
April 24, 2006 at 17:12
Carmen Electra Nude