Comments on: Another White Victim of Negro Oppression Bravely Speaks Out

By: White Man

White Man — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:47:30 +0000

die…

By: Selwyn Duke's Biological Mother

Selwyn Duke's Biological Mother — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:03:53 +0000

If weren’t for German Shepards, Selwyn would never get laid.

By: nitpicker

nitpicker — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:55:47 +0000

Someone who thinks the name Tintin refers to a show about a german shepherd is someone to whom no one should listen…

By: St. Bina, Queen of Sheba

St. Bina, Queen of Sheba — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:07:55 +0000

PS: Nice ill-concealed racism you got there too, Twoofie. (I’m talking about the “whigger”.)

Can I infer from this thread that you are really Selwyn “David” Duke?

By: St. Bina, Queen of Sheba

St. Bina, Queen of Sheba — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:05:34 +0000

Not to mention just about every black, whigger, and white liberal owns a t-shirt with Obama’s mug on it.

I don’t, and I’m a REAL socialist.

Suck on that, you knob.

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:00:46 +0000

Who needs to know that Tintin’s not a dog? He’s French, and that’s enough for me.

(He’s BELGIAN, god dammit)

By: Bob Loblaw

Bob Loblaw — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:24:32 +0000

However, I will take the inability to address substantively even one point in a 2500-word piece as an admission of defeat.

I’m sure you will, Little Napoleon. Celebrate and treat yourself to a JUMBO bag of Doritos tonight!

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck, the Arlo Guthrie of RedState

Dragon-King Wangchuck, the Arlo Guthrie of RedState — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:09:21 +0000

Jesus, Christopher, that second excerpt is gross…

To be fair to Selwyn, that sixteen year old tied him up so much with his question that Selwyn had to admit to blowing goats in order to save face. We grow them pretty smarts in hogtown, although you don’t need that many smarts to get the better of Selwyn Duke.

Anywho, the ad hominem non sequitur (I do believe you called it) is doubly funny because it refutes the central point of his entire racist screed. To wit:

The sixteen year old identified with his identity group! OMG, he’s a racist!!!
Racial profiling is okay because identifying groups more likely to be ~~abused by both the police and the justice system~~ arrestable makes police officers more efficient!

IOW, fuck you Selwyn Duke.

By: Snowy

Snowy — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:59:33 +0000

Au contraire, Selwyn. I wrote all of Tintin’s articles.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:23:55 +0000

He iz not aware of all internet tradishuns.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:18:26 +0000

Jesus, Christopher, that second excerpt is gross: “sixteen year old kid doesn’t unambiguously phrase his point, though his meaning is perfectly clear, allowing me to respond with a spectacularly dishonest ad hominem non sequitur!”

By: William K. Wolfrum

William K. Wolfrum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:13:10 +0000

Don’t let the mean Libs get ya down, Judge Smails. Oh, and don’t brag about writing 2,500-word posts. It’s a little bit McVeigh-y. ;)

By: RvB

RvB — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:23:15 +0000

Count me as pissed that this individual mistakes crusading investigative reporter Tintin for his dog Snowy. Thus invalidating everything he wrote and everything he will ever write. Shall I describe what he looks like in that bonnet of his?

By: Christopher

Christopher — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:02:34 +0000

Selwyn Duke Sez “Sonia “Wise Latina” Sotomayor”

Well, a while back I said I’d go on an axe murder spree if I heard the phrase “wise latina woman” just one more time, and here it is.

Their deaths will be on your head, Duke, you racist fuck.

Duke again: “when I gave a talk about so-called racial profiling at a Toronto symposium some years back, I took questions afterwards and one I fielded was from a black student. He began by passionately saying, “There was a time when you and I couldn’t drink out of the same water fountain . . . .”

He was about 16 years old.

Rest assured, it’s not that these folks had a Shirley MacLaine vision of a past life. It is that identification. In their universe, “I” am the group; the group is me.

Well, fucker, the kid’s dad sure as hell grew up drinking from a segregated fountain. Maybe, just maybe, that had some kind of effect on him.

I simply can’t fathom this attitude that says “Hey, overt racism has been marginalized for nearly fourty years, surely that’s enough time to completely erase several centuries of institutionalized racism!” the attitude that says, “Sure your parents grew up in a time when large swathes of the US Government and civilian population were overtly racist, but I can’t see how that could possibly have any effect on you!”

It’s insane and disgusting.

By: Dawg

Dawg — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:01:15 +0000

uh, tintin is a dog? I thought he was a comic character/reporter.

By: girzwald

girzwald — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:14:47 +0000

Kirby says your response to selwyn duke sucks

p( ‘ ‘ )p

By: joestork

joestork — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:33:45 +0000

Snowy’s the dog, you tard

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:07:00 +0000

Selwyn Duke thinks Tintin is a dog.
Rin tin tin is whom he speaks of not the Belgian ace reporter.
“Excuse me, is this my stop, Epic Fail?”

By: Arky - Geek God

Arky - Geek God — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:54:44 +0000

We’re supposed to believe Selwyn Duke is his real name?

Blarharhar!!

By: stackozone

stackozone — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:39:20 +0000

#

Smut Clyde said,

August 18, 2009 at 21:23

selwyn’s fetching hat
I refuse to fix that error. Too obvious.

selwyn’s feltching hat

There, FIFY.