Comments on: ‘Scuse Mah Figyahs!

By: Mrs Tilton

Mrs Tilton — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:47:17 +0000

Père,

After the Revolution, of course, we’ll just need to show our Number O’ Teh Beast Happy Purchase Tattoo to get treated

You know, that’s brilliant. Let’s get a law passed prohibiting the provision of any form of medical care to anybody who fails to show their Antichrist Barcode Tattoo. The Christards, loyal to the end to their invisible friend, will refuse to get the tattoo and hence sicken and die. And then they’ll be gone for ever. Natural selection will do that to them anyway over the long haul, but why not goose it along a little?

And there’s really no downside. Since there’s no God, I’m pretty there’s no Antichrist either (more’s the pity). And we can tell everybody that the tattoos will be done in invisible UV ink. Then we won’t even need to actually get them.

By: a different mikey

a different mikey — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:10:42 +0000

We’re having a big party in the Northeast in a couple of weeks and I thought about throwing out to the SadlyNauts but that Doug Watts guy appears to live right around the corner. Oh well. That’s the toobz.

By: Paul T. Lazaro

Paul T. Lazaro — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:41:32 +0000

tigrismus said,

August 16, 2009 at 17:49

Less people complaining about toilets!

FEWER.

Ya, Mein Fewer!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:16:42 +0000

I remember when S,N! used to be fun, before the grammar-pedantry concern trolls started insisting on the mass-noun / count-noun distinction.

By: Tintin

Tintin — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:00:04 +0000

It wasn’t Troofie. It was another troll who used to come her and spew doggerel and weird sexual crap.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:40:59 +0000

Not a total match, but close enough. roast beef, you can pick up your grand prize, a Rev. Swank “Time Never For Homo Nups Global” clock at the Sadly, No corporate offices Monday through Friday between the hours of 8-4. Thanks for playing!

I demand a recount! I totally said it’d be under some grudge-fuck nym against Tintin.

By: kingubu

kingubu — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:24:46 +0000

I may not have mentioned the 5-blade guillotine that we invented at Bimler Research Laboratories, for the closer shave.

Oooo! I love the commercial for it, where the guillotine comes zooming in like a fighter jet with Mme. DuFarge in cockpit and she dives down *shoop* and snicks off the guy’s head and then she’s all pew-pew-pew neeeeeeerw pew-pew-pew *shooop* neeeeeeerw…

What?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:01:30 +0000

Actually, I thought the Hinderaker article had some valid points. Although unlike him I can see that a single payer solution would solve all the problems he brings up. His article is one of the best arguments FOR a single payer solution that I’ve seen in a while.

By: Mr. Concerned

Mr. Concerned — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:59:48 +0000

He’s as repetitive as Brandi coming in to complain about feeding the troll. Or even mikey (and I love ya man) stopping by a troll infested thread to say nothing’s changed and he shan’t be back.

How dare you say such mean things about people who are obviously just very concerned for our quality! I shan’t be back, except when I will be, to tell you in detail why I still shan’t be back.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:49:13 +0000

Less people complaining about toilets!

FEWER.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:25:14 +0000

I think that real health reform would just be to outlaw all this moaning and complaining about it when it hurts or if you have to work when you’re sick. A hundred years ago no one much cared, and weren’t we all better off then?

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:22:05 +0000

#
N__B said,

August 16, 2009 at 17:16 (kill)

does it cut 5 wingnuts at once, or one wingnut five times?

Does it matter?

well, I need to know so I can plan the timing. wouldn’t want the pies to be premature.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:19:35 +0000

Midwestern corn-fed spawn, they are.
He who walks behind the roes.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:17:43 +0000

or one wingnut five times
If you want to get fancy, we have also perfected the crinkle-cut blade.

By: N__B

N__B — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:16:47 +0000

does it cut 5 wingnuts at once, or one wingnut five times?

Does it matter?

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:14:01 +0000

I may not have mentioned the 5-blade guillotine that we invented at Bimler Research Laboratories, for the closer shave.

I believe this may have a place in the Wingnut Processor. does it cut 5 wingnuts at once, or one wingnut five times?

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:12:58 +0000

Yeah, even the zombies stay away from State Fair. ” Wisconsin: Zombies, cannibals, and State Fair. Wear a Cup” was too long to fit on license plates.

He’s thinking of running for gov. The ads write themselves. “Barrett: Tough as Fuck”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:03:09 +0000

Why aren’t cigar guillotines used for the foreskin holocaust?
I may not have mentioned the 5-blade guillotine that we invented at Bimler Research Laboratories, for the closer shave.

By: N__B

N__B — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:58:26 +0000

OT, ZRM – your mayor has balls. http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/53347442.html

By: Paul T. Lazaro

Paul T. Lazaro — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:56:23 +0000

More toilets please! Less people complaining about toilets!