I knew he was a brother.

Don’t forget the Tailers.

But I suppose if there really is a market for not being assraped by anyone richer than you simply because you were stupid enough to unilaterally disarm by “getting the government out of our lives” so that only capital has political power, some wily entrepreneur would have developed it by now, so we might as well accept our gilded third-world pile of suck that used to be a first world county.
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Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

I’m only doing this because I don’t believe too many readers will go back to this post and read the comments…

Note ominous ellipses…

I hate when they eat uncooked hot dogs until they barf, then eat some more until they barf again, and then eat the barf.

Two troofs, one bun!

I learned that word from the United Galactic Federation.

It means “blow to the back of the head with a frozen halibut” … & yes, they have halibut on other worlds because SHUT UP THAT’S WHY.

I’m enough of a goombah to have left a comment over there – “your comment is in moderation and will be displayed after approval” … bwahahahahahaha! As if! But the pinhead still has to READ it – & maybe, just maybe, if he can make it past the first sentnece – overcompress a molar until it snaps in two.

Oh my darling Interwebs, how do I love thee? Let me count the lulz.

Now I want to see two wingnut blogs recursively link each other until they both crash … pretty please?

Meanwhile, in the Comic Relief Department: the anti-climate-change troll may as well be a Heavier-Than-Air-Flying-Machine Skeptic or a Hollow-Earther at this point; all the hottest years over the past century-plus have been in the last decade or so – & solar activity has been more or less a perfectly flat line since, oh, I’ll be generous & say the 13th century ( LOL SUNSPOTS ) … that whole cunning plan of subsidizing SUVs for a bunch of knuckle-draggers who didn’t even need them while frantically boot-fucking the living daylights out of carbon-sinks like rainforests & coral-reefs? Not so smart actually – seems they may be good for more than eye-candy after all. D’oh!

But but but but those smartypants scientists don’t know stuff like wingnuts do because secular-humanism has brainwashed them & Al Grrr iz FATTY FAT FAT!

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FlipYrWhig said,

August 13, 2009 at 7:49

It is such an EPIC FAIL that it should have happened in the 1720’s like the South Seas Bubble or something.

Better yet, the great panic of the 1670s and ’80s: the Popish Plot.

Well, to be fair, as recently as 1605, there had been a real Popish Plot that would have left anybody a litle gunshy.

Better yet, the great panic of the 1670s and ’80s: the Popish Plot.

There’s the same incredulity that such things cannot be happening in my time. It is such an EPIC FAIL that it should have happened in the 1720′s like the South Seas Bubble or something. Modern people should not be able to reach such heights of crazee over visits to the doctor.

Also, in relation to Diana Spenser there is the sneaking suspicion that it will turn out to have been alcohol induced. Surely.
What is going to be the state of play in a year’s time?
Fox news will be a museum exhibit in the Smithsonian after one of the anchors shoots themselves on air.

St. Bina, Queen of Sheba said,

August 13, 2009 at 6:02

Nope, it wasn’t just cat food. It was baby formula, too.

And may I say that it’s very, very CORPORATE capitalist to cut cost corners and put melamine in where there ought to be protein?

My apologies, Your Majesty. We didn’t have babies, just cats, so I guess I wasn’t paying attention. Corporate Capitalism 101, you’re right.

The Pike Place Market here in Seattle was founded in 1907 so people could buy meat and produce directly from farmers because the food packers were “preserving” meat with formaldehyde and shit like that. Things have changed so much in the last century! Ain’t progress grand?

And may I say that it’s very, very CORPORATE capitalist to cut cost corners and put melamine in where there ought to be protein?

I wish! I would have gone to a much better college.

Alec just spews a bunch of academic bullshit that sways basically nothing, trying to look “smart”.

I suppose I’m being a little unfair going so far over your head, so allow me to simplify my thesis here, which is to say write down what I am saying in small, easy words.

You don’t know about the weather, about science, or about politics. You get your wrong ideas from people who are lying to you. You think they care about you. They think you are a fool. You think about serious American problems as if they were celebrity gossip because you are a patsy.

Also, your parents have sex with strangers for money, you are old and ugly, no one will ever love you, and you cannot fuck for shit. Get busy living or go fuck yourself.

That will be all.

Do you ever think if theres “warming” it could be due to, you know, sunspots or solar flareS?

How is this an argument, anyway?

Other scientists and shit have to go through the burden of actually explaining plausible and verifiable mechanisms by which to address the Earth’s observed energy balance.

For others, though, it’s enough to point at the Sun and say that it’s hot and that maybe something like sunspots or other might be causing stuff even if no one has produced any strong explanatory theory based around the stuff we’re waving our hands at.

And isn’t it sweet how Troofus thinks the Communists were such tree-hugging greenies and wanted to put an end to industrialization?

Yeah, them commies in China sure are committed to controlling pollution!