Damn, wish we’d known that…

that’s how it’s done!

On that topic, imagine my disillusionment when I discovered that Maltesers were not made out of real Maltese.

Although I bet a femur makes a pretty good club.

Here, let me. Ya gotta put your hips into it:

GRUNCH!!

The overhead blow also works well:

KA-RACXXXXXK!

“PC LOAD LETTER!?”

*whap!*

not to mention satisfying.

When I got my new computer I asked the geek who built it for me about how to remove sensitive files (proprietary health information for numerous individuals) so I could give the computer to a friend and he suggested that I simply destroy the old hard drive and put a new one in. Which is what I wound up doing.

Google “data sanitization”. The standard approach is to write various patterns (including random ones) to the entire disk at least three, and preferably seven, times. A sledgehammer is quicker, and unless the drive is more expensive than your typical PC drive, more cost-effective.

Or Bizharo, I guess.

Man, if you want to kill a grammar pedant, make them listen to a Bizarro with Charo’s accent. They’d chew out their own necks.

On Monday, there was a guy in front of the post office protesting something or the other. He had a table of literature set up with blow-ups of Obama with a Hitler ‘stache. Something about “Lose the ‘stache, not (something or other”). Also LaRouchePAC. I came to work yesterday with my camera, but he’s gone.

I saw this guy in the same place a couple of months back,, complaining about taxes. I asked him if he didn’t find it odd that he’s standing in front of a tax-supported government entity, on a sidewalk funded by and maintained with tax dollars, BITCHING ABOUT TAXES. He just blarghed on about the evils of the government.

You know, that happened to me one night.

I mean, not spittle, and I had to cancel my subscription to that site, but…

OK, this requires a magnet with a very high Gauss flux….

That be some high-test wingnuttia. Or perhaps, very low test. How do you clean the spittle of the inner side of the computer screen? Anyone?

Gawd, I wish. Anything to get rid of that recipe.

Windows is a melting-in-the-rain-cake operating system.