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What’s An Extrra “R” Orr Two Among Teabaggerrs?
From the Empire Lounge high atop the Boulder Hilton, we bring you Anne Lieberman and her one-woman show “Boker Tov, Boulder.”
Seven Steps to a Happier You
1. Open a new/ empty file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barrack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better? GOOD!
Bless her heart.
Via Don Bob Surber
Gavin adds:
Fig. 1:
Fig. 2:
alec said,
August 5, 2009 at 8:53
I WARNED YOU THAT BARRACKS OBAMA WOULD STOP WORKING AFTER YOU GOT GUNPOWDER BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO ME? NO
BET YOU’RE NOT SO SMUG ABOUT PUTTING SUN TZU’S ART OF WAR FIRST NOW, ARE YOU, YOU LATTE-SIPPING DEMOCRACY LOVERS
tensor said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:04
She forgot Step 8: Profit!
I wonder how many times Windows-equipped PCs will crash during this procedure? Will we know it by the sobbing?
Auguste said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:13
Heh.
Santa Claustrophobia said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:18
No, no… Step 8 is ‘???’ and Step 9 is ‘Profit’.
And this joke sucked when it was repeated for W…
stackozone said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:18
Ok, fine, PROFIT. But where do the underpants come in?
owlbear1 said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:23
Firmly Click, YES!!
Nice finger work Ms. Lieberman
Lesley said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:37
Whatever floats your floaters.
alec said,
August 5, 2009 at 9:51
I believe you’re thinking of Steps 1-7.
LD said,
August 5, 2009 at 10:09
Im just expecting some rightwing nut to try this and have some problem come up so the computer will refuse his action.
Then, a huge storm about how Obama is controlling our computers via teleprompters or something equally sane, which hopefuly ends with the said nut blowing up his/her computer with his/her gun, and in the process shooting himself/herself in the leg.
El Cid said,
August 5, 2009 at 10:33
Wait — our finest military TROOPS live in barracks.
Why is she trying to destroy our TROOPS’ barracks? Why does she HATE THE TROOPS?
tincture said,
August 5, 2009 at 10:40
Hi. My name is tincture and I find that pic rather hot.
other group members said,
August 5, 2009 at 10:40
Hi tincture.
justme said,
August 5, 2009 at 10:42
Judging by the picture, it’s just a typo. She is clearly talking about TEH BUTTOCKS!!!
Why she want to destroy our troops’ behinds is anyone’s guess, though.
Also, she has it wrong from the beginning, Step 1 is “Cut a hole in the box.”
justme said,
August 5, 2009 at 10:48
Mmm, no.
A Republican voter said,
August 5, 2009 at 11:13
Well, I tried it, and it was pretty funny for the first seven or eight hours. But then I got bored, so I went back to disrupting townhall meetings and shooting abortion doctors.
Ted the Slacker said,
August 5, 2009 at 11:38
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
Sadly, No. Your PC will in fact ask, “Are you sure that you want to permanently delete ‘Barrack Obama’?”
I’ll go back now to my own fun pursuits, like googling “Poop” and looking up swear words in the dictionary.
Cyber Zombie Barrack Obama said,
August 5, 2009 at 11:42
How many of me do you want?
Not Looch who is never to return said,
August 5, 2009 at 12:41
Before you create the file (or cut a hole in the box, whateves) don’t you need a vault copy of something or another?
Not Looch who is never to return said,
August 5, 2009 at 12:43
And. “Permanently delete” sounds just a tad more ominous than “get rid of.” Cute, that little edit/change.
kiki said,
August 5, 2009 at 12:52
Actually the message will read “Do you want to permanently delete these 486 items?”, because the recycle bin will already be full of draft death threats and Geller/Palin fake porn and will never have been emptied because RECYCLING SUX TAKE THAT LIBS.
Ted the Slacker said,
August 5, 2009 at 12:55
Because August 5 is totally anal day…
2. Name it ‘Barrack Obama’
[...]
5. get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
What really makes my day is discovering my laptop doesn’t know which file to delete or starts randomly inserting cavutos in file names and I have to call HP tech support. Because I love a reminder of the many awesomely brilliant things in this world not run by gubmint.
Dot said,
August 5, 2009 at 13:07
And you know he’ll be gone for good, unable to be recovered, since conservatives believe protection is a sin. No Norton for them, just the way God intended. Jesus is the only one who came back from the big delete.
Cole said,
August 5, 2009 at 13:16
“will never have been emptied because RECYCLING SUX TAKE THAT LIBS”
Not far off the mark, sadly.
On TV the other day I saw one of those 10 Most Popular Pig Troughs in America shows they fill up time on Travel Food Network (or whatever), and there was this segment on a diner that is run by a Dr. Jon, a former nutritionist, who serves up lard-covered cholesterol burgers and fries, accompanied by Hooters-style servers dressed as porn nurses. The whole shtick of the place is that they are providing a “medical service” or something, but apparently it’s a place for the stupidest of the stupid to eat themselves to death TO SPITE THE DFH Veganaryists. I believe they even have a policy that patrons who weigh more than 300lbs eat free.
From the look of the folks in the video, it seems they serve a lot of free meals.
My first impression was that Dr. Jon was an asshole, but near the end of the segment, it dawned on me that he is a genius. He is actually getting paid to help these disgusting people kill themselves–and probably loving every minute of it. It was soooooo…Mr. Creosote, down to the “fuck off, I’m going to need a bucket” look on the fatsos pigging out and oogling the “nurses.” For people claiming to eat there ’cause it’s good eating, none of them seemed to be enjoying it. This was spite eating.
Sums up most of what motivates Repub voters these days.
Cole said,
August 5, 2009 at 13:23
Here’s a story on the place, if anyone’s curious for details.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17425412/
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 13:47
Now I’m hungry.
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 13:48
And I want a prostate exam from a nurse.
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 14:20
Seven Steps to a Happier You
1. Open a new/ empty file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Annne Lieberrman’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Annne Lieberrman?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better? GOOD!
BTW – notice Mizz Anne put the question mark inside the single quotes in Step #5. FAIL
Anonymous said,
August 5, 2009 at 14:23
Here’s a story on the place, if anyone’s curious for details.
Because if there’s one thing America lacks it’s a place to get a calorie-laden burger and a plate of greasy fries……
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 14:40
My PC asks “Are you sure you want to delete these 856 items?”
PopeRatzo said,
August 5, 2009 at 14:45
Anne Lieberman is just cute as a button and she writes like she’s all grown up.
I do enjoy all her photos of rock stars, though, I think her politics suck.
[[[Jesus, I hate it when I actually worry that nobody's going to know I'm kidding. Well, too bad, that Submit Comment button is just asking for it.]]]
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 14:50
This was spite eating.
The guy really is a marketing genius. It never occurred to me before that there would be a market for something like that, but now that I read the article, I can see it.
If I were him, I’d hire some local actors to pretend to be offended liberals. They could storm in, demand that he serve something healthy and put his waitresses in longer skirts, and the wingnut customers would double their orders. The actors could yell “This restaurant makes me so ANGRY!” and Jonah Goldberg would move in and eat himself to death in two weeks.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 14:56
I’m betting she blogs in her pink panties, while lurking Facebook for sugar daddies.
Magda Carter said,
August 5, 2009 at 15:07
Spite eating? Who cares what whoever eats whatever whenever oh, that’s right, it’s someone else’s business whether I chow down arugula. I forgot.
Ogg The Leftist Caveman said,
August 5, 2009 at 15:15
“Are you sure you want to remove the items in the trash permanently?”
MAC NOT MAKE OGG FEEL BETTER!
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 15:16
this segment on a diner that is run by a Dr. Jon, a former nutritionist, who serves up lard-covered cholesterol burgers and fries, accompanied by Hooters-style servers dressed as porn nurses. The whole shtick of the place is that they are providing a “medical service” or something, but apparently it’s a place for the stupidest of the stupid to eat themselves to death TO SPITE THE DFH Veganaryists.
I’m betting Dr Jon has a side deal with the local weight-loss clinic.
Thinning the herd. We really need to encourage this kind of behavior before national heatlhcare passes, so we can lower our premiums.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 15:42
Just think how much fun this broad would have if someone ever learned her how to use Photoshop. Open a file and have fun watching Windows default dialog boxes pop up when you delete it? Way to use a Ming vase as a bedpan, Gidget.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 15:56
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
I use a Mac.
It would correct the spelling, then say “Don’t be a putz. This is lame. Go out and do something productive.”
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 15:59
I always suspect that Windows dialog boxes are written by someone with only a rudimentary knowledge of English.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:00
I am, however, glad to see Tintin is back working in his Classic ouevre.
Clam Afterbirth said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:00
I think this is the funniest set of instructions since “align the prop as specied in the phat.” Just one of the brilliant directions in the manual for a model airplane motor of my youth. O youth, how hast thou flown.
It’s interesting, merely, that right-wingers have no sense of humor beyond the ability to recognize a kind of teeth-gritted, brute irony. A symptom or side effect of authoritarianism perhaps.
That said, I deplore the absence of penis, fapping, wolverines, or thundering.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:04
That said, I deplore the absence of penis, fapping, wolverines, or thundering.
Wow, that’s not gonna be easy. I guess I’ll have to take it a couple bits at a time.
PENIS.
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:09
It is sweeping this country even faster than the Hopey Changey one. And you can’t stop it. People, regular Americans are PISSED OFF.
You should be afraid. VERY afraid.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:09
It would correct the spelling, then say “Don’t be a putz. This is lame. Go out and do something productive.”
And then make a cup of hot tea in the Improbability Engine.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:11
You should be afraid. VERY afraid.
You don’t scare me. I’ve faced dancing badgers and wolverine penises.
Speaking of which, how’s your wife?
Pat Bateman said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:12
More antisemitism? Shouldn’t you libs be more worried about what’s going on over in Sri Lanka, where the Sikhs are killing like tonnes of Israelis?
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:13
BTW, the White House website now was an email address where you can “flag” people who spread “disinformation” about health care. Sound Fascist, anyone? This kind of totalitarianism makes me fucking sick!
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:14
everything’s about fear for Conservatives, isn’t it?
Substance McGravitas said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:15
If I can’t fag people I am not free.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:17
As for myself, having a poor grasp of definitions make me fucking sick.
For instance, “fascism”
Or “Totalitarianism”
or “Badgers”
jim said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:18
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, mateys!
Hey, would ya look at that! I didn’t get a single DROP on the seat this time – thanks, Sadly,No!™
Yep, she buggered it up alright – you’d have to do #3 twice, both before & after #4 … oh, & she stole this stupid shit from LIEberalz who, naturellement, told us to name the file “George W. Bush … if it was stupid in regards to a POTUS with approval ratings lower than whaleshit during a boom economy, it’s downright someone-please-feed-&-wipe-me-durrr stupid applying it to one that can pull numbers in the mid-50s during a nasty recession.
Assuming she runs an older OS, I think someone civic-minded really needs to let her know how much faster & smoother her system will run once she deletes that pesky “system32″
foldervirus.actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:18
where you can “flag” people who spread “disinformation” about health care.
How flaggy of you, you flaggot.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:20
By the way, CumUPpenance, perhaps you’d link to the exact page on the White House website (emphasis deliberate) that is posted?
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:20
Meanwhile over on MSNBC.com it’s all about the Mom jeans and Radio Shack changing to just “The Shack” and Paula’s Abdulcation and Aldi’s hiring if nobody else is (a whole 5 new jobs per store, from the looks of our local branch) and Snooker Baby and I just really want to punch someone.
I read something the other day that MSNBC is supposed to be the “Left” channel. I call shenanigans.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:22
I read something the other day that MSNBC is supposed to be the “Left” channel. I call shenanigans.
I figure that’s because you need two TVs in order to hear the fucker. The sound on that network is grossly inadequate.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:23
Oh, jeez, a troll infestation so early in the morning? I haven’t even finished my bagel yet. Don’t these shitboats have paper routes or something?
thelogos said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:24
Everyone knows “Get rid of” means to kill. Why is she trying to kill the president? I think she is a terrorist, and with a German name like that, she must be a facist.
Rusty Shackleford said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:29
I thought step 1 was to admit you are powerless over your ODS
N.C. said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:33
More antisemitism? Shouldn’t you libs be more worried about what’s going on over in Sri Lanka, where the Sikhs are killing like tonnes of Israelis?
Everyone knows liberals can only hold one thought in their heads at a time, silly. We’ll get to the tonnes of Israelis when we’re done thinking about the penis wolverines.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:35
Fortunately for me, thunderfap is a freebie.
PENIS.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:39
Semi-antism
Jennifer said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:42
Wait…Anne Lieberman is the Shithouse Troll?
Jennifer said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:45
People, regular Americans are PISSED OFF.
I assume by “regular” you mean “sub-normal IQ”. And, fuck that noise. We let them drive the short bus for 8 years, and look where it got us. It’s time for us Mensans to take over and tell you morons to sit down and shut the fuck up for your own good, as well as our own.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:46
This kind of totalitarianism makes me fucking sick!
Yea, rilly. Nothing like the kind of totalitarianism where the President demands to see all your phone records….
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:46
Sound Fascist, anyone? This kind of totalitarianism makes me fucking sick!
Yeah, and the “Cash for Clunkers” (JESUS I HATE THAT WORD NOW) website is going to take over your computer just like Glenn Bleccch says.
Oddly enough I don’t remember all this hand-wringing when the actual fascists were running things, the ones with the torture and pre-emptive invasions and detaining innocents and public surveillance and all that.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:47
People, regular Americans are PISSED OFF.
Maybe we should switch to decaf Americans, or better still, premium grade, like Jennifer suggests?
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:49
People, regular Americans are PISSED OFF.
This is good news for John McCain.
Who is still a loser.
cowalker said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:49
OH NOES!!!111!!!
Here comes Undelete!!!111!!!
It can recover files deleted from everywhere–even peripherals!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/31/AR2009073102339.html
Just try signing onto the Cash for Clunkers site, and when the government takes control of your computer it will undelete Barrack Obama before you can say “Iissllaammooffaasscciisstt.” And it will submit an order for a veggie burrito to Chipotle’s.
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:49
I love how scared Glenn Beck makes you!
monkey knife fight said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:51
BTW, the White House website now was an email address where you can “flag” people who spread “disinformation” about health care. Sound Fascist, anyone? This kind of totalitarianism makes me fucking sick!
Flagged
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:52
I love how scared Glenn Beck makes you!
If by “scared”, you mean “laugh hysterically until our sides hurt”, you’d be accurate.
Come on…big tough conservatives and the best you can throw at Barrack (sic) Obama is a CRYBABY who would get his ass kicked on any playground in the country?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:53
Also, didn’t you hear the news, Troofie? Liberals get SO MAD when you eat four-pound hamburgers that have been fried in lard and bacon grease. They get SO MAD and they STAMP THEIR LITTLE FRENCH FEET and you should eat two every day, just to make them cry.
Thorlac said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:54
The thing that scares me the most–really keeps me up at night, you know–is what would happen to us if conservatives all of a sudden disappeared? What would we do without them? I hope to God that I never find out what life would be without bugfuck crazy conservatives around.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:55
you should eat two every day, just to make them cry
You’re a cruel man, Scott.
You can be on my team anyday.
Rusty Shackleford said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:56
I thought Glen Beck’s job was to scare conservatives.
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:56
If you refuse to make liberals mad by eating eight pounds of bacon grease every day, it means you’re a BAD AMERICAN. You don’t want to be a BAD AMERICAN, do you, Troofie? Everyone will think you’re a dainty man-kissing liberal if you are not careful. I hear there are already whispers among the Tea Partiers about you already…
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:58
PISSED OFF
With apologies to our gracious hosts, Sadly, No!
Or I guess, not sadly. Anyways,”direction of country” is off it’s peak in June, but since that big spike early in the November of 2008 (I wonder what happened then?) Americans haven’t been this satisfied in years.
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:58
I love how Democrat Congressmen are sooooo scared and afraid like little girls to hold town halls now. Meanwhile, the Republicans are still holding theirs.
zeppo said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:58
Crap, I just reformatted my hard drive.
Damn Barack Obama!!
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:59
Liberals get SO MAD when you eat four-pound hamburgers that have been fried in lard and bacon grease.
Deep-fried Krispy Kreme cheeseburgers. We commie socialists HATE them. We’d SO much rather eat organic arugula (WTF is that, anyway?) and free-range broccoli.
We especially hate it when you chase it with a tall glass of liquified lard & sugar. It scares us! BAD!!!
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 16:59
the Republicans are still holding theirs
Like Larry Craing in a men’s room.
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:00
Craing = Craig
it’s all that deleting Braaacks that did it.
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:00
Like I was saying before — you wanna make a buttload of money? Deep-fry some clumped-up grade-D filler meat, corn syrup, and fiberglass, set up a booth at the next Tea Party event in your area, and hang up a sign that says “Make a liberal mad — EAT THIS STUFF!” They will sign over their life savings to you and gleefully eat crap that will make their lives more awful in both the long- and short-terms, just because you tell ‘em it’ll make a lie-beral weep in frustration.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:01
Better yet, have your burger with a side-order of Chicken Fried Bacon!
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:03
Deep-fried Krispy Kreme cheeseburgers.
With deep fried Coke to wash…excuse me, warsh…it all down.
Jacob Singer said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:03
Fake troll is fake.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:03
You know what makes me really, really mad? As a librul, I mean?
Shoving hot needles into your eyes.
Also, removing your brains in one piece, gently, then sauteing them in garlic butter. I hate that.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:04
I love how Democrat Congressmen are sooooo scared and afraid like little girls to hold town halls now.
TRANSLATION: I love my Nazi brethren stifling public discourse!
Willie said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:05
Shoving hot needles into your eyes.
Oooh, I’ll bet dat hurt!
Listen, did ya evah take a statue of th Empire State Building and shove it up your nose with a….
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:06
Ball-peen hammer?
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:07
Oh, I forgot: deep-fried Krispy Kreme BACON cheeseburgers:
GCS Ballpark sells a unique food item called “Baseball’s Best Burger”, a variant of the Luther Burger. It consists of a bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut used as a bun.
GCS Ballpark is in Illinois, which makes me wonder why the South is falling behind in the deep-fryer arms race, but maybe if we deep-fried the whole thing as one unit we could close the menacing Cholesterol Gap.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:07
New GOP motto:
If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance OR baffle ‘em with bullshit, drown ‘em out with douchebaggery!
Willie said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:08
Right, and I whacked it in dere a few times, you know. I hate when dat happens…
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:11
GCS Ballpark is in Illinois, which makes me wonder why the South is falling behind in the deep-fryer arms race, but maybe if we deep-fried the whole thing as one unit we could close the menacing Cholesterol Gap.
So when they say “Tha South shall raise agin!” they really mean the LDLs?
I hear they have a new WMD (Weapon of Mass Deepfry) in the works.
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:12
“Public discourse”, blah blah. When ACORN does its protests from the heart, when conservatives do it its Nazism.
Maybe the Democrats should man-up and take on the “mobs” then.
Till said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:13
Well the code certainly is. Found today in WinUser.h:
#define WM_COMMNOTIFY 0×0044 /* no longer suported */
I’m forced to do Win32 GUI programming, the interface for which hasn’t substantially changed since Windows 95. Kill me now.
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:13
The funny thing is, I’m really much, much too overweight, and I love to eat… but I can’t stand eating deep-fried stuff, and reading the “This is Why You’re Fat” blog makes me wanna ralph…
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:13
You know, Homeland Security might want to look into Mizz Anne and the possibility of a threat to the President. “Deleting him” sounds pretty terroristically oriented, you know. Just sayin’.
Rusty Shackleford said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:13
Oh, I forgot: deep-fried Krispy Kreme BACON cheeseburgers:
God DAMN I want that.
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:15
So when they say “Tha South shall raise agin!” they really mean the LDLs?
Gentlemen, the one thing we CANNOT afford is an arteriosclerosis gap!
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:15
Troofie, baby, like I said, I’ve heard other Republicans talking, and they think you’re going soft. They say you’re not really dedicated to the cause. You gonna let them say that about you?
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:16
Take your statins and check out the linky.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:18
Maybe the Democrats should man-up and take on the “mobs” then.
I dunno. I’d be worried about manslaughter charges.
But it would be a good work out for the rumble with the Girl scout troop from The Lighthouse For The Blind.
tigrismus said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:20
I love how scared Glenn Beck makes you!
I KNOW! He puts his baggy, crazy eyes in closeup on the side of the screen so they follow you around the room, but not quite because he’s not looking exactly at the camera so it’s more like he’s following a spot just behind you and a little to one side around the room, blinking madly and tearing up because somebody is chopping up an onion offstage and nothing makes him sadder than chopped onions, they remind him of how socialism is tearing this country apart and it’s Obama’s fault and the majority don’t want him in charge even to they voted for him instead of old white guy that Beck makes look sane in comparison. TERRIFYING!
The Concervative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:20
1. Liberals want to prevent you from eating your own poo
2. It must be delicious
3. It must secretly be good for you
4. If you don’t eat your own poo, you’re a coward, like a little girl, not a big manly man like a Republican Congressman or Glenn Beck.
5. Michael Moore said eating poo is like a million Mogadishus.
6. The national Day of Poo parties are totally not being astroturfed by the Charmin corporation.
7. If your poo doesn’t taste like freedom, it’s because you’ve been spending too much time on Sadly No and need to quit posting here.
Jacob Singer said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:23
Anybody have a link to these alleged organized ACORN astroturf events that were specifically designed not to protest, but to interrupt legitimate town hall meetings with shouting, bullying and “intimidation”? ‘Cause Google ain’t got shit on it.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:23
Did I miss out on the big ACORN protests? Honestly, I must have slept through the whole thing. Why wasn’t I invited? Here I thought ACORN was just this innocuous NGO that registers voters. Now it turns out they hold mass demonstrations? Riots? Wow. I can’t wait for the links you’re about to provide showing all the times those nasty ACORN thugs shouted down speakers at public events.
Jacob Singer said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:25
Hey, great minds, etc..
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:26
The Conservative Wave – the world’s saddest stadium spectacle, where a line of ill-informed rubes stand in rapid succession, hoisting poorly spelled and even more poorly conceived homemade signs before plopping back down onto their hemmorhoid donuts in turn.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:27
Hey, great minds, etc..
Roll in parallel ruts?
Jennifer said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:27
BTW, I couldn’t help but notice that none of you wags managed to come up with “Oily Taint” as the name of the leader of the Birthers….
Ted the Slacker said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:29
This will not end well. Shorter Pantload:
Conservatives don’t do birtherism. It’s all libruhlz. It’s always libruhlz, okay. Here’s the proof. Now don’t ask me where Andy McBirthy, I mean McCarthy, is today.
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:30
Oily Taintz is the phonetic pronunciation, right?
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:32
ACORN protested outside the PRIVATE HOMES of AIG execs, scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night. Google it.
Soon I bet well find where Democrat Congressmen live and FreedomWorks will do the same thing!
St. Xecky Gilchrist said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:32
Isn’t “The Conservative Wave” the name of Ronald Reagan’s hairpiece?
What is it doing posting on a humor site when it should be buried with Reagan, who is dead and isn’t coming back™ (with 500 dumbass con pundits fighting over who said that first)?
jim said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:32
Funny how the same goombahs who clapped their paws & giggled when Shrub signed away their habeas corpus are now sobbing & throwing crockery like PMSing sophomores after their fourth Crantini … over trifles with zero impact on their or anyone’s human rights.
BAAAAW! OH NOEZ! I HAZ A SAD! WE’RE GETTING NAILED ON OUR TEDIOUS FEARMONGERING BULLSHIT BY TEH EVIL KOMMUNIST INTERTUBEZ AGAIN1!1!! WAAAAAAH!
Hmm – aren’t you the same guy who was all “FUCK democracy – shout the motherfuckers down! Yay Mob Rule!” all of one day ago? PROTIP: this isn’t Freepertown – you can’t pretend to be BOTH Ernst Röhm & Nelson Mandela at the same time, sweet-cheeks. Pick one. Since Mandela associated with communists & Röhm had his men smash their heads in with truncheons, I’ve got a funny feeling I already know who you’re more apt to get a secret chubby for.
Yeah, Obama outing the mob of whoreson liars who want to help a pack of filthy-rich jackals to continue bankrupting sick people is EXACTLY like The Night Of The Long Knives or Krystallnacht. I don’t think you actually know what “totalitarianism” is. Enjoy your brain-damage.
Besides, if you’re innocent you have nothing to fear, amirite? Now go put on some black lipstick & cut yourself, you fuckin’ emo.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:33
ACORN protested outside the PRIVATE HOMES of
AIG execsthieving bastards who stole our pensions and life savings, scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night.Amen fixed.
El Cid said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:33
Oh, you may not have remembered the ACORN thugs shutting down conservative events — and that’s because ACORN thugs are invisible!!!!!
Every time you think you see a human figure out of the corner of your eye or in the shadows but then you look again and no one is there, or if you wake up from a deep dream and you feel like you can’t move, it’s ACORN.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:34
Isn’t “The Conservative Wave” the name of Ronald Reagan’s hairpiece?
It’s one moran standing at a John McCain re-election rally alternately raising one hand then the other.
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:35
And, of course, the perfect side-dish to your four pound deep fried Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger is, of course, an order of Oily Taters.
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:37
I hear that order of Oily Taters is prone to meltdowns.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:39
ACORN is hiring thugs now?
Cuz I want a piece of that action. Zombies are natcherl thugs, yanno.
What does thuggery pay?
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:39
I hear that order of Oily Taters is prone to meltdowns
And leaves a film on your teeth. A “taint”, if you will.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:40
What does thuggery pay?
All the right wing brains you can eat.
Be prepared to work a LOT of OT.
Olexicon said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:40
Is “The Conservative Wave” David Broder’s web alter ego?
The Conservative Wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:43
Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.
My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.
Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:45
ACORN protested outside the PRIVATE HOMES of AIG execs, scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night. Google it.
No no no no–you make a claim, YOU Google it, Skippy, and YOU provide the link. Nothing from “Townhall” or “Free Republic” or “Pajamas” either. I don’t doubt there were peaceful protests at the gated lairs of thieving money-grubbers, and (hopefully) someone, somewhere had the onions to stand up and speak his or her mind at one of your “conservative events”, but “shutting them down”? Prove it noisy-pants! Link it, or STFU. While you’re at it, show me anything, anywhere that any such activities were organized, sanctioned, or in any way involved ACORN. Unless, like most idiots like you, you define “ACORN” to mean “liberals I don’t like, so they must be part of some big ol’ club”
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:46
It’s all totally obvious. The “outrage” aimed at AIG execs was totally fake. All of America lurves AIG execs, especially the ones that were in Financial Products. Whereas the feelings of the general public about the sanctity of the health insurance industry is totally genuine.
Special note to conservatives, please continue protesting these town halls. It’ll be just like the Palin rallies last summer. Early reports are quite promising.
Nom de Plume said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:47
This will not end well. Shorter Pantload:
I made it as far as “Rosy O’Donnell argued…”. My God, if not for conservative’s obsession with her, that B-list celeb would be keeping Sally Struthers company on late night informercials.
Lawnguylander said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:47
BTW, I couldn’t help but notice that none of you wags managed to come up with “Oily Taint” as the name of the leader of the Birthers….
Actually. It’s her official leftosphere nickname now.
Brandi said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:48
I hope to God that I never find out what life would be without bugfuck crazy conservatives around.
I’d be willing to try myself.
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:48
ACORN thugs are invisible!!!!!
Because they’re using invisible organizational tools.
Jacob Singer said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:52
“They lost the election,” the narrator says. “They lost on the recovery act, the budget and children’s health care. They’ve lost the confidence of the American people after eight years of failed policies that ruined our economy and cost millions of jobs. Now, desperate Republicans and their well funded allies are organizing angry mobs — just like they did during the election.”
Yeah, keep up the angry mobs, marginalized wingnuts. America just loves angry mobs!
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:54
What does thuggery pay?
Ask the Knights Who Say Ni. They’re the thubbery experts.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:57
I will consult Roger the Thugger.
Xecky Gilchrist said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:57
Yeah, keep up the angry mobs, marginalized wingnuts. America just loves angry mobs!
It is weird that they’re already returning to clearly FAILy tactics from the election – birferism and Beer Hall-style rabble rousing. Then again, it’s clear they don’t remember that far back, as many have said, since they don’t remember who was president when TARP passed, etc.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:58
I will consult Roger the Thugger.
Some may call him….Tim.
kingubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:58
1) Create DeleteObambi.exe, a simple one window app that presents the user with a picture of the Prez and a prompt to “Delete The Usurper?” that nukes all the keys in their Windoze registry when the user clicks “WOLVERINES!”).
2) Distribute at Free Republic, RedState, etc.
3) Enjoy the relative peace and quiet of our sane, new Intarwebs.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:58
Roger the Thugger
By the way, makes a great party game. Breaks the ice at naughty parties.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:59
All the right wing brains you can eat.
ewww.
Sorry, if ACORN is Soros funded, I am going to hold out for some of that sweet, sweet librul Spider Money.
Zombie needs a new ride….
…Maybe Jennifer can put in a good word for a hard-workin zombie.
cyntax said,
August 5, 2009 at 17:59
Meanwhile, the Republicans are still holding theirs.
If you mean their dicks, then you are correct sir!
Steerpike said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:06
Something is wrong with ma intertoobz! I keep hitting refresh, and I still don’t see any of the links the troll promised to provide showing the ACORNazi riots! Are you guys getting them, or is it just me?
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:06
Again, even at the Ultra Left-Wing papers it’s recognized what’s going on.
Inside Sadly Edition BONUS: Click through to View all Comments and check out 8:19 AM.
g said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:07
ACORN protested outside the PRIVATE HOMES of AIG execs, scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night.
You gotta love that little touch at the end, there, the part about scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night. Like how would anyone know this?
Yes, the
angry mobs with pitchforkscitizens holding signs in front of the electronic gate of the mile-long driveway leading to a 12,000 square foot mansion really frightened thewee totsteens home from prep school beingwalked in their strollersriding in the backs of tinted-window Escalades watching DVDs, causing theirbeleaguered parentsnannies tostay up all nightwork overtime.touching, really.
And tell me again how noble and patriotic the tea-bag protesters are, just ordinary Americans exercising their free speech? Free speech for me but not for thee?
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:09
showing the ACORNazi riots
Now, in fairness to dumbshit, the Working Families Party, which did organize the bus trips, was half-created by ACORN in New York State, when the Liberal party was delisted for having less than I think like 4% of the vote in a bunch of elections.
And why did that happen, you might ask? Rudy Giuliani, Al D’Amato and George Pataki actively
bribedsought the support of the executive board of the Liberal party, thus making it de facto an arm of the Republican party.The Kid from Kounty Meath said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:09
No, see, the teabaggers are engaging in a noble, patriotic American pasttime, but those are also despicable, fascist tactics that they’re only using because the version of ACORN that only exists in their minds used them first.
Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:11
I still don’t see any of the links the troll promised to provide showing the ACORNazi riots
You do have the new Firefox Batshit_Insane plugin installed, right?
g said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:14
ACORN protested outside the PRIVATE HOMES of AIG execs, scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night. Google it.
Now, of course, a person with principles would post this and, assuming it was true, say, “Look how deplorable that was. This kind of thing should never happen.”
But our little trolly demonstrates his moral principles by following it with:
Soon I bet well find where Democrat Congressmen live and FreedomWorks will do the same thing!
thanks for confirming what I already knew about you, Trolly.
The same with the pearl-clutching, heart-felt concern-trollery over the Willow Palin jokes. “Ain’t it awful?” they clucked. “How could anyone do such a terrible thing?” [beat] “Sasha and Malia are fair game, and we’re going to do it even worse.”
Not Looch who is never to return said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:18
Inside Sadly Edition BONUS: Click through to View all Comments and check out 8:19 AM.
Busy little troll, isn’t he? And he doesn’t like what he hears at the WSJ any more than here. Corner. In. Boxed.
Not Looch who is never to return said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:23
Corner. In. Boxed.
Which means, of course, it’s time to double down on the crazy.
El Cid said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:27
I had to repair a tire the other day, because ACORN agents put a sharp object in it so as to FORCE me to buy more tire patching materials and thus be INDIRECTLY TAXED BY OBAMBI.
Scott said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:28
Refusing to double-down on the crazy is the same as thinking you might be wrong about something.
If it’s good enough for Lou Dobbs, it’s good enough for all Republicans!
Lunch Lady said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:31
We’ve got monkey bread!
tigrismus said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:35
ACORN protested outside the PRIVATE HOMES of AIG execs, scaring small children and keeping their parents up at night. Google it.
Michelle Malkin went to some dude’s PRIVATE HOME and peered in his fucking windows because his sick kids needed healthcare.
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:40
Michelle Malkin went to some dude’s PRIVATE HOME and peered in his fucking windows because his sick kids
needed healthcare.were misusing granite countertops.Pere Ubu said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:45
We’ve got monkey bread!
Chill-deh Mon-key Breads!
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:47
This morning’s death-burger post made me hungry, and now I’m developing a hairnet fetish from the Lunch Lady.
Joe Max said,
August 5, 2009 at 18:53
Yeah, what is up with that? Too low in level and over-compressed, which you can hear when there’s any gap in the sound program – like the gaps in between people talking – and the background noise level jumps up. And what the hell is that high-pitched, cell phone-like beeping that you hear 30 seconds or so? It’s especially prominent on Rachel Maddow’s show. If I was the paranoid type…
I’m an audio engineer by profession, and IMNSHO some senior technicians at MSNBC need to be fired.
The Tragically Flip said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:02
Michelle Malkin went to some dude’s PRIVATE HOME and peered in his fucking windows because his sick kids needed healthcare. were misusing granite countertops
Michelle Malkin went to Iraq and got an Iraqi Police Captain thrown in prison for speaking to the media because she was convinced he didn’t exist.
Marion in Savannah said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:03
Whew! I thought it was my hearing going every time I looked at MSNBC. Until the damn commercials for the damn stiffy pills come on. THOSE are loud enough….
The Tragically Flip said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:06
I was watching archive CBC footage from the 1960s after Saskatchewan passed Canada’s first iteration of UHC, and even then there were the same wingnuts with the same paranoid delusions. One guy called it “communist” and said he was a salesmen and he knew that once the governement controlled health care it would tell him what to sell.
Clearly this has happened in the U.S.S.C. where the politbureau now directs all economic activity out of the Diefenbunker in Ottawa.
Do wingnuts never get tired of being wrong in their apocalyptic predictions? I know we made some of our own regarding Bush, but considering that his administration actually did contemplate violating Posse Comitatus, and engaged in torture, widespread warrantless wiretapping and had underlings testifying to his power to order children tortured in the name of national security, we actually had some basis for this and have been validated by history.
The Tragically Flip said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:07
The Daily Show and Colbert are too quiet too. It’s annoying when the commercials come on because they’re extra loud with the sound already cranked up to compensate for the quiet feed.
Smut Clyde said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:09
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better? GOOD!
RAM chips retain a physical memory of what has been stored on them previously (the silicon structure adjusts slightly in height, depending on whether it is in a 1 or 0 state).
WeDudes at NSA can detect this with a SEM scan of the chips. Same for the hard disk.Over-write the contents of the chips with random numbers and they can still pick up the prevous content — it’s like a palimpsest, the physical trace of previous stages is not obliterated entirely but fades away exponentially with each stage of overwriting.
Take-home message: your “delete recycle bin” instruction means nothing. Unless you’re using industry-approved memory-scrubbing utilities, NSA can still retrieve Obama’s DNA and reconstruct him.
I tell you this for your own good.
Rusty Shackleford said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:10
The thing about “Oily Taintz” is that, while funny, it doesn’t actually sound stupider than “Orly Taitz.” Also, when one says or thinks “Orly Taitz”, one’s ears or brain automatically substitute “Oily Taintz” anyway.
Marion in Savannah said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:13
When I got my new computer I asked the geek who built it for me about how to remove sensitive files (proprietary health information for numerous individuals) so I could give the computer to a friend and he suggested that I simply destroy the old hard drive and put a new one in. Which is what I wound up doing.
the conservative wave said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:14
“Something is wrong with ma intertoobz! I keep hitting refresh, and I still don’t see any of the links the troll promised to provide showing the ACORNazi riots! Are you guys getting them, or is it just me?”
those links will be provided by shut up, that’s why.
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:18
Oh…mah…gawd.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:18
I received this e-mail from my rightard former co-worker (with whom I have not spoken for years- cue TMBGs “Racist Friend”) back in January. She’s about six months behind schedule.
OT, I saw a couple of Teabaggers getting a dressing down by the local “Code Enforcement” officer for setting up on a sidewalk. They had “Dump Pelosi NOW!!!” signs, and a sign for “LarouchePAC”. It was hilarious- if I hadn’t been driving, I would have taken a picture.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:20
We’d SO much rather eat organic arugula (WTF is that, anyway?) and free-range broccoli.
BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BEACHES!
~
Thorlac said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:20
BTW, I’m pretty sure that isn’t Anne Lieberman in the picture up there. I believe that is Israeli teenager Ma’ayan Na’im who was killed by a Palestinian bomb back in 2004. Just sayin.
[Tintin adds: I went back and looked at my source. Lieberman's name is under the picture but there is a reference in the story above to Ma'ayan Na'im. So we were duped by a wingnut blogger's inability to format his/her blog properly. The picture has been removed until I can find a real photo of Ms. Lieberman.]
Smut Clyde said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:21
how to remove sensitive files (proprietary health information for numerous individuals)
Shotgun is not industry-approved but it does the job.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:22
P.S. Want a heaping dose of wingnuttia?
Roy E. at the VV made the birthers go crazy.
~
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:23
Fun fact, Lyndon Larouche is from the town I live in. We don’t usually admit that fact, but after watching Sean Hannity’s Achy Breaky Hampsterdance, I feel fearless.
D.N. Nation said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:25
Awww. That’s adorable.
Ted the Slacker said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:25
Oily Taintz doesn’t much make lulz. For me.
Maybe it’s just having a lawyer with a first name the same as a Paris airport which is wierd enough in the first place. Heathrow Boebz or Fiumicino Juggz or Tegel Funnbagz all work on the same level. Which I freely admit is not exactly high-brow.
Marion in Savannah said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:25
“Shotgun is not industry-approved but it does the job.”
Bein’ one of them gawdamned libruls I don’t have one of them. A great big heavy hammer, wielded with vigor while imagining the hard drive to be whoever is pissing you off worst seems to do a pretty good job too.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:28
That was not a nice thing to do to us, OneMad.
The Goddamn Batman Laughed Loud And Hearrrrrrrrrty, Me Maties said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:29
One of her subsequent posts included this:
Yep, definitely an attention whore.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:31
Until the damn commercials for the damn stiffy pills come on. THOSE are loud enough….
And the ones for that antisnoring device. I know they wake me the fuck up from a sound sleep!
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:34
C’mon, ZRM, that was hilariously awful. The High-Fivin’ White Guys World Tour 2009.
El Cid said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:39
I think Thorlac may be right.
Tommmcatt said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:39
And to “Achy Breaky Heart”, yet. Genius.
Lawnguylander said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:42
There is no such thing as sleep apnea. Well, no, there is. But it’s not really some problem with your tongue or that silly dangly thing blocking up your airway. It’s ACORN sneaking into your bedroom at night holding a pillow over your face and laughing at your gasping for breath self. Then their operatives sell you those machines that pump gay Muslamic air into you through those masks that make you look so fucking stupid.
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:43
I was strangely compelled to keep watching the whole video, half expecting that the combined forces generated by the worst commentator in the world white-guy dancing to the worst song in the world might actually tear the very fabric of space and time, creating a giant black hole of pure Suck…
commie atheist said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:47
Nice to see Billy Ray taking some time out from pimping his underage daughter by attempting to relive his earlier 15 minutes of fame.
If I was the vet with the artificial limbs, I would have taken one off and beat the chickenhawk Hannity over the head with it until he admitted that invading Iraq was the stupidest fucking idea of the stupidest fucking president in history. “Thanks for? getting my legs blown of, FOX News! You goddamn motherfuckers!!!!”
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:47
…and your immediate thought, OMC, was to inflict it on somebody else.
Why do you hate us so?
commie atheist said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:49
Damn badgers and their fucking typo-inducing drugs.
OneMadClown said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:51
You misunderstand me, ZRM…you know its true…everything I do…I do it for you.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 5, 2009 at 19:56
Heathrow Boebz or Fiumicino Juggz or Tegel Funnbagz
calling Substance McG…..
smedley said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:07
We know that Orly Taitz is the bastard daughter of Ayn Rand, but who is the father?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:11
half expecting that the combined forces generated by the worst commentator in the world white-guy dancing to the worst song in the world might actually tear the very fabric of space and time, creating a giant black hole of pure Suck…
Make that a White Hole, for obvious reasons.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:16
We know that Orly Taitz is the bastard daughter of Ayn Rand, but who is the father?
Nick Nolte, the night he was arrested.
Thorlac said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:18
Yeah, I saw a vague resemblance to Marie Jon”” so I went looking for more pics, otherwise I wouldn’t have bothered. The formatting in that blog with the pic you grabbed was pretty crappy indeed. And I couldn’t find an actual picture of Ms. L for certain.
justme said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:19
I thought she was the alien love child of Ted Kaczynski and Zsa-Zsa.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:22
We know that Orly Taitz is the bastard daughter of Ayn Rand, but who is the father?
It has to be an African… I am thinking Pieter Willem Botha. I demand to see her birth certificate.
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:27
We know that Orly Taitz is the bastard daughter of Ayn Rand, but who is the father?
Ayn Rand’s strap-on.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 20:36
It has to be an African… I am thinking Pieter Willem Botha. I demand to see her birth certificate.
http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
August 5, 2009 at 21:09
Recycle bin tries too hard. Is Windows an operating system, or just a cardboard cutout of a GUI?
N__B said,
August 5, 2009 at 21:17
Is Windows an operating system, or just a cardboard cutout of a GUI?
Windows is a melting-in-the-rain-cake operating system.
cyntax said,
August 5, 2009 at 21:19
Windows is a melting-in-the-rain-cake operating system.
Gawd, I wish. Anything to get rid of that recipe.
Not Looch who is never to return said,
August 5, 2009 at 21:55
P.S. Want a heaping dose of wingnuttia?
That be some high-test wingnuttia. Or perhaps, very low test. How do you clean the spittle of the inner side of the computer screen? Anyone?
Not Looch who is never to return said,
August 5, 2009 at 22:04
And that would be “off.” Stoopid fingars.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 22:05
How do you clean the spittle of the inner side of the computer screen? Anyone?
You know, that happened to me one night.
I mean, not spittle, and I had to cancel my subscription to that site, but…
OK, this requires a magnet with a very high Gauss flux….
Nancy in Detroit said,
August 5, 2009 at 22:10
They had “Dump Pelosi NOW!!!” signs, and a sign for “LarouchePAC”.
On Monday, there was a guy in front of the post office protesting something or the other. He had a table of literature set up with blow-ups of Obama with a Hitler ’stache. Something about “Lose the ’stache, not (something or other”). Also LaRouchePAC. I came to work yesterday with my camera, but he’s gone.
I saw this guy in the same place a couple of months back,, complaining about taxes. I asked him if he didn’t find it odd that he’s standing in front of a tax-supported government entity, on a sidewalk funded by and maintained with tax dollars, BITCHING ABOUT TAXES. He just blarghed on about the evils of the government.
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon said,
August 5, 2009 at 22:50
From all I’ve seen of Orly Taitz, she’s Bizarro Charo, isn’t she?
Or Bizharo, I guess.
Man, if you want to kill a grammar pedant, make them listen to a Bizarro with Charo’s accent. They’d chew out their own necks.
Origuy said,
August 5, 2009 at 23:03
Google “data sanitization”. The standard approach is to write various patterns (including random ones) to the entire disk at least three, and preferably seven, times. A sledgehammer is quicker, and unless the drive is more expensive than your typical PC drive, more cost-effective.
actor212 said,
August 5, 2009 at 23:12
A sledgehammer is quicker, and unless the drive is more expensive than your typical PC drive, more cost-effective.
not to mention satisfying.
OneMan said,
August 6, 2009 at 0:09
“not to mention satisfying.”
“PC LOAD LETTER!?”
*whap!*
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
August 6, 2009 at 0:53
“whap”? OneMan, you’ll never get Windows to behave if you don’t put some oomph into it!
Here, let me. Ya gotta put your hips into it:
GRUNCH!!
The overhead blow also works well:
KA-RACXXXXXK!
OneMan said,
August 6, 2009 at 1:41
zrm, I hope you aren’t literally putting your hips “into it” if you know what I mean. What with you decaying and all.
Although I bet a femur makes a pretty good club.
Substance McGravitas said,
August 6, 2009 at 1:44
I was making rose hip tea but rose wouldn’t stop screaming.
Gob Icing said,
August 6, 2009 at 6:33
I just don’t like the way he looks at me.
Smut Clyde said,
August 6, 2009 at 8:54
I was making rose hip tea but rose wouldn’t stop screaming.
On that topic, imagine my disillusionment when I discovered that Maltesers were not made out of real Maltese.
MarkusR said,
August 7, 2009 at 1:45
sudo rm / -rf
that’s how it’s done!
Ev said,
August 7, 2009 at 6:05
1. Find the C: drive in your computer.
2. Right click and RENAME ‘Barrack inHussein Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better? GOOD!
Sirius Lunacy said,
August 7, 2009 at 15:04
Hannity couldn’t even keep time. The guy with the artificial arm stayed on the beat, but Hannity was all over the place.
Please don’t play that song again.
tellybelly said,
August 9, 2009 at 4:11
We could have done this with Bush and Cheney and saved about a million innocent Iraqi citizens?!?
Damn, wish we’d known that…