Comments on: The Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango

By: Doug Watts

Doug Watts — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:38:27 +0000

Wow, another toilet photoshop.

By: RvB

RvB — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:56:51 +0000

A fap fap aloopap a fap fap fap
Teenie peenie
All reetie
Teenie peenie
All reetie
Teeenie peenie
All reetie
A fap fap aloopap a fap fap fap
There’s a choad
named Boone
Don’t know what he’s doin’
There’s a choad
named Boone
Don’t know what he’s doin’
Sayin that health care’s
like waterboard
STFU and go praise the lord
Teenie peenie all reetie
Fap fap a loo pap a fap fap fap

By: Mongo

Mongo — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:10:34 +0000

Holy Gene Simmons -- is this the same Pat Boone, telling us that the dirty fucking hippies Have Another Thing Coming -- that there's Smoke On The Water over health care in America? The Right believes in hard work; that It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N Roll) -- but at least we don't have a health-care system like Canada, or Panama! If we did... it would be Enter Sandman for everybody! Well, Pat says -- No More Mr. Nice Guy! Wingnuts believe in Tough Love -- and as always with the Right, Love Hurts. The DFH's can cry about "Public Option" until The Wind Cries Mary. Pat is good; Pat is wise. Pat knows that in the end, going that way is a Crazy Train towards Obamacommunism -- and not a Stairway To Heaven that will take us to Paradise City -- Pat's 'Shining City On A Hill' -- like the blessed Bush years, where all our heads were tilted back, and everyone's face covered with a soggy towel.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:44:12 +0000

turn every Dunkin’ Donuts store into an abortion clinic

So much for the Munchkins.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:31:38 +0000

Dragon-King, that should be “Reagan Sucks Schwetty Balls National Airport”.

By: slippytoad

slippytoad — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:46:03 +0000

And Pat Boone knows fuck-all about — what, exactly?

By: LanceThruster

LanceThruster — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:53:02 +0000

What Boone did to Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti” was clearly torture (drained it of every bit of spark it had) and he should be punished severely.

By: Robert Waldmann

Robert Waldmann — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:53:05 +0000

“Another difficulty with his plot would have been luring the “estimated 10,000? people to stand on the bridge while the terrorists tried to melt the suspension cables with a blow torch.”

I don’t know about the other estimated 9.999 people but, quite frankly, if someone tried to bring down the Brooklyn Bridge with a blowtorch I’d be eager to watch. Hell I’d pay for tickets. This is just one of the many differences between Iyman Faris and Pat Boone (although I might pay to hear Debbie Boone sing “You light up my blow torch, and fill my nights with … (I forget the rest)).

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:29:56 +0000

“Would it be a Godwin’s violation to say that calling President Obama “the most liberal President in history” is a Big Lie?”
No.

All Democratic presidents are the most liberal in history. Bill Clinton was falsely called the most liberal President in history and certainly if Hillary had been elected she would have been too. The next Democratic President will be the most liberal in history, also.

By: The Goddamn Batman Thought That He Comported Himself Well In Roger And Me, As Well

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:42:13 +0000

Honestly, Boone sort of permanently lost his chance to be known as anything other than some asshole who continues to draw breath while Frank Zappa is still dead when he somehow neglected to die of autoerotic asphyxiation directly after his release of In A Metal Mood.

By: Dr. Psycho

Dr. Psycho — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:36:37 +0000

Barack Hussein Obama is “the most liberal President in history” if you count history as beginning on 20 January 2001.

For crying out sake, he’s to the right of Clinton, who was the right of JFK, who was to the right of FDR, who was not a socialist.

Would it be a Godwin’s violation to say that calling President Obama “the most liberal President in history” is a Big Lie?

By: Dain Brammaged

Dain Brammaged — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:15:17 +0000

Pat Boone the Dennis Miller of singers.

By: Straw Man

Straw Man — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:09:22 +0000

Are you people accusing Ray Charles of stealing white music when he covers “Something”? Is Aretha Franklin a race thief when she covers “Hey Jude”? As usual, the only racists here are the blacks!!!1?11!!¡¡¡11???!!!!11?!

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:18:34 +0000

Click on these links if you want to know what it feels like to be musically waterboarded!

O like BLT doesn’t hang out here already. We’re used to it.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:52:04 +0000

“…helloooo, nurse!”

This is just about the last thing I’d expect to ~~hear~~ see from a woman’s ~~mouth~~ keyboard.

Tig, I swoon.

By: jim

jim — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:37:26 +0000

Seems poor ol’ Pat didn’t exactly get a major boon from his ma & pa now, did he?

Also, P33N0R.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:25:37 +0000

Click on these links if you want to know what it feels like to be musically waterboarded!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sfatiRpFMM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8dx0oE–VI

By: itwasntme

itwasntme — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:12:26 +0000

Isn’t this asshole dead yet? My favorite story about Boone is when Rock Hudson had just died of AIDs, and Boone forced his way to the deathbed with some pals of his and tried to resurrect him. I’m not kidding.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:06:04 +0000

Has Pat sued the guys from Saturday Night Live for infringing his copyright for Dick in a Box?

I’m a bit shocked Boone has already added it to his long string of stolen ‘hit’ songs. Of course, he would re-record it as “Dork in a box” and dump the base-line for a piano.

By: Mr. Wonderful

Mr. Wonderful — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:36:37 +0000

Oh, come on, Pat. Man up. Once universal health care is in place, there will be no lasting damage at all.