Comments on: Y’know What’d Make This Valentine’s Day Really Special? Not Having Sex!

By: Anonymous

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By: Mike Furir 640

Mike Furir 640 — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:56:16 +0000

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By: Em

Em — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:59:27 +0000

Tradeable sex permits! Yes!!!!! I’m gonna start saving up now!

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:07:08 +0000

And by not participating, we'll ensure that we have children to tell about it.

Well, that's how it works for you breeders. I have to say that if any children result from any sex I'm involved in, nobody's gonna be more surprised than I am! That's really one of the built-in beauties of teh ghey--no kids.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:03:03 +0000

you’re exercising your liberty to practice self-denial.

Precisely, you’re free to *not* have sex however you want. Beautiful really…

By: Mike Nilsen

Mike Nilsen — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:47:22 +0000

In other words, it’s something we’ll all be proud to tell our children that we weren’t a part of:

And by not participating, we’ll ensure that we have children to tell about it.

And the Liberty COuncil actually enhances your liberty because, uh, by not having sex, ummm…, you’re exercising your liberty to practice self-denial. Yeah, that’s it!

By: Marq

Marq — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:11:48 +0000

Marq! Come back! It’s the Day of Purity, man, get a grip on yourself…

Too late! I am… impure.

By: Dick 'Dead Eye' Cheney

Dick 'Dead Eye' Cheney — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:27:35 +0000

“but there is no English word for bukkake…”

Ah, but there is an enlgish phrase…try ‘cum slut’…

By: jackd

jackd — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:38:26 +0000

Matt T., what do you want to bet that the book (assuming it exists) is offering an answer in a Q and A format, with the question being, “I’ve heard about ‘circle jerks’ and stuff like that. Would guys really do that if they’re not gay?”

By: Oh, FTLOG

Oh, FTLOG — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:57:00 +0000

From the looks of him, Jerry Falwell never abstained from anything!

But that look from Bill….. oh, my! {fans self}

By: ACG

ACG — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:52:48 +0000

Right now, the only thing holding me back is the knowledge that he had sexual contact with Monica Lewinski. Otherwise, that “come and do me” look makes me totally want to go and do him. It’s kind of scary.

By: Tom Allen

Tom Allen — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:20:36 +0000

So I spent this Valentine’s Day celibate again (unless my hand counts as a partner.) But I did it for abstinence! Yeah, that’s it. Good ol’ abstinence.

I abstained all over my Kleenex.

By: blowback

blowback — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:29:38 +0000

I think you have solved for me the question of what happened to Elvis Presley. After extensive plastic surgery he resurfaced as Bill Clinton.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 14:02:06 +0000

Marq! Come back! It’s the Day of Purity, man, get a grip on yourself…

Uh, come to think of it, that’s a good way to maintain your purity.

By: almostinfamous

almostinfamous — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:55:10 +0000

maybe this motivated their actions...

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:32:05 +0000

So children are being sexual abused because of the youth culture? You listen to Britney Spears, you get molested. Nice message.

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:24:59 +0000

Now I have an excuse to wear my “Fornication is for Homos” t-shirt.

Ooh! That reminds me…. Um, I’ll be back later.
[door slams]
[tires squeal, sound of car accelerating away]

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:17:01 +0000

As someone who's never understood the appeal of circle jerks, I can't really comment on this.

Yeah--daisy chains are way more fun.

By: LA Confidential Pantload

LA Confidential Pantload — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:03:58 +0000

What does Marie Jon’ think of this?