Comments on: Immortality Is A Two-Way Street

By: SqueakyRat

SqueakyRat — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:32:11 +0000

Time well spent, if you ask me. I wish I could sleep like a sloth.

By: Invigilator

Invigilator — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 12:36:01 +0000

As someone intimated above, this number makes no sense. Unless, that is, you assume a life span of approximately 326.4 years. This will not be achieved even under socialism, but will have to wait until the advent — some would say well after the advent — of fully realized Communism!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:58:00 +0000

Forking in gardens is also good.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:03:03 +0000

Every since I learned about Quantum Physics, I haven’t had the heart to copy-editor-nazi that typo.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 23:28:15 +0000

I never know which way to turn on a three-way street.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

/Church O’ Teh Pic-A-Nic Basket

By: les

les — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:35:38 +0000

Huh. Fas–kinating. Beer has enabled me to appreciate a substantially grape dominated monoversation. The existence of Sadlynauts enables ongoing thought; now, all I need to figure out is whether that’s a good thing. Further application of sorta midwestern (Colorado) sinister (left hand) brewer’s stout seems indicated. Rave on.

By: Old Man Muffaroo

Old Man Muffaroo — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:46:30 +0000

“To the memory of Mr. Stan Phillips,” I said out loud.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:05:23 +0000

Nice Chandler quote, “General Sternwood.” I view that scene a little differently since I found out that the old man was based on E.L. Doheny, the malefactor of great wealth who was acquitted of paying the bribe that Albert Fall was convicted of taking.

By: You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig

You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:19:07 +0000

Every since I found out that Feynman defined a positron as an electron going backwards in time, I have been very calm about the prospect of death.

Seriously.

Well, that factoid, plus lots of meditation upon it while drinking a lot, anyways.

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:25:57 +0000

Go up the street, go down or go the other way.

Or you could just back in.

By: N__B

N__B — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:43:47 +0000

I’m all about three way.

I never know which way to turn on a three-way street.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:41:50 +0000

Immorality is all about the parallel parking.

By: Tata

Tata — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:35:36 +0000

There can be only one. You cannot defend against my GOLDEN GRAPEFRUIT SPOON!

By: 77south

77south — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:31:05 +0000

Nice. I’m all about three way.

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:40:12 +0000

Oh, I thought it said Immorality Is A Two-Way Street. Now I’m all disappointed.

Immorality is a three way street actually.

By: Bullsmith

Bullsmith — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:29:29 +0000

My life in dreams is infinitely more varied and interesting than reality. To describe sleep as merely being unconscious really doesn’t do justice to the experience of dreaming. Also.

By: zzx

zzx — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:40:12 +0000

Oh, I thought it said Immorality Is A Two-Way Street. Now I’m all disappointed.

By: W. Kiernan

W. Kiernan — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:27:00 +0000

If one hour per day will add up to 13.6 years, then your projected life expectancy would have to be 24 * 13.6 = 326.4 years.

By: Willy

Willy — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:12:36 +0000

if you averaged eight hours of sleep over your lifetime, but I average seven, I haved live an average of 13.6 years longer conscious life than you

You’re HOW OLD?

One hour of sleep gives you 13.6 extra years? Say you didn’t sleep at all, then you’d haved live[sic] 13.6*8 (~109) years more conscious life than me.

I guess there is something to being frenchified.

By: N__B

N__B — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:22:10 +0000

Can’t you people take a hint?

I took two hints, but my breath is still a little funky.