Comments on: Here we are now. Entertain us.

By: me

me — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:34:26 +0000

It’s hard to speak out with marble in your house.

By: what

what — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:22:49 +0000

Your clarification is nuncupatory.

What size do the nuns wear?

By: King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom

King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:23:32 +0000

AH!

THAT’S what we do with all the wingnuts! Marmelize them!

BBB – you’re a geenyous!

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:14:13 +0000

Q. How exactly did actor212 kill the thread?

A. He hacked it to death.

You’ll never pin dis one on me, copper! I wuz ovah in da udder t’read!

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:12:58 +0000

If I knew how I’d be the Kramer to your Festivus.

Or, as the case may be, the Ankhe at afram Anacho to my Unnatural Dream Time.

By: King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom

King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:05:32 +0000

Really, it’s all about my dreams for a national “Talk like a Jack Vance Character” Day.

If I knew how I’d be the Kramer to your Festivus.

By: The Police Report

The Police Report — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:03:59 +0000

Q. How exactly did actor212 kill the thread?

A. He hacked it to death.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:02:48 +0000

Granted, the better-known form of the word is nuncupative, both words mean “oral”. The most common use of the word refers to wills, so here goes:

“A written will is preferable to a nuncupatory will.”

Really, it’s all about my dreams for a national “Talk like a Jack Vance Character” Day. Can’t a bastard dream?

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:56:20 +0000

Your clarification is nuncupatory.

Can you use that in a sentence?

We wuz playing pool, see, and dis sistah from da orphanage walks in and said mah fren wuz da fadder o wun da kids, see, an nun cue pa tore he.

By: King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom

King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:55:41 +0000

BTW – apropos of the discussion, I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir but if you guys haven’t you should check out Carnal Nation over there on the sidebar. All kinds of goodness.

By: King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom

King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:42:55 +0000

Godammit, I keep refreshing the page to see if I can get one of the “cleavage” quotes at the top and it ain’t happening. Bleah.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:41:02 +0000

Geez, with the titties and the old jokes, this place is like the floorshow at the Latin Quarter. In fact, if I close my eyes I can almost see Lew Walters neglecting his daughter…

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:35:24 +0000

Can you use that in a sentence? Of course! "I was wearing that shirt when the enraged bull charged me."

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:33:28 +0000

Beats me, KKKK, I do not claim to be aware of all innernet trads.

By: King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom

King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:30:36 +0000

I thought “Rule 36″ was “no matter what’s on the Internet there’s someone out there with a fetish for it”, and the corrolary that there’s ALSO a website catering to said fetish as well.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:25:32 +0000

Rule 36.

“No pooftahs”? huh?

By: King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom

King Kot of the Kuba Kingdom — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:23:25 +0000

Y’know, you never really grasp the full meaning of the internet until you see something like this…

Rule 36.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:22:18 +0000

Your clarification is nuncupatory.

Arrrggghhh. I blame Teh BOOBIES.

Your clarification is nuncupatory.

Can you use that in a sentence?

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:22:09 +0000

It was an allusion, not a quotation.

I’ll accept that. But I still prefer the one that ends, “Honey, why don’t you just buy a vase?”

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:22:05 +0000

The joke:

I will never forget it you know. I was in bed last night with my boyfriend
Ernie and he said to me, “Soph, you got no tits and a tight box.” I said to him, “Ernie. Get off my back!”

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4147/sophiejokes.html