Comments on: Bikini A-Hole

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:05:36 +0000

You’ve seen the cover of Derb’s book, right?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DJgVg1XpB64/SmDoTJf8VXI/AAAAAAAABlk/Xx–gVe3jJY/s1600-h/51UKyuxepkL._SS500_.jpg

By: itwasntme Lao Tsu

itwasntme Lao Tsu — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:58:56 +0000

Note to Heraclitus: think stream of gasoline…

By: Heraclites

Heraclites — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:16:33 +0000

How am I supposed to step in the stream even once when it is full of beautiful people all ages, shapes colors and sizes laughing and enjoying!

By: itwasntme Lao Tsu

itwasntme Lao Tsu — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:43:12 +0000

Posting late because I was…at a water park with four teenagers for two days! I had the exact opposite thought that occurred to the Derb:

Lao Tsu say

How beautiful everyone look, all ages, shapes colors and sizes laughing and enjoying! floating merrily down the stream!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:15:30 +0000

Iamb Spartacus in heroic pentameter!

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:35:23 +0000

Isn’t Derbyshire the guy who wrote that women all go downhill after age 16, or something like that? Maybe he would find junior high swim meets a more congenial environment.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:01:47 +0000

And when we can’t make money, we’re going away!

This is known as Goinggaltazine.

And when they do, there are thousands of Pakistani and Indian pharmacy students lined up to take those jobs.

Good luck with that!

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:42:00 +0000

He doesn’t like Apple, he’s a Microsoft kind of guy.

Pharmacy bill hell, I would think all the black candles and goat sacrifices would be what is really setting you back.

By: kg

kg — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:14:15 +0000

got to bags of cheetos by my bed,
I feed ‘em to my head

(/)

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:38:42 +0000

Knights-

Just go ahead and have ol hubby send me that iPhone. I’m not so picky.

By: W. Kiernan

W. Kiernan — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:21:24 +0000

Piller of Fire: I went to four years of college, and three years of grad school. And I sure as shit didn’t go there to make the same amount of money as a teacher or some fucking high school educated police officer.

You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:02:46 +0000

My research reveals that French for TEH BUTTOCKS is Seignerie D'ARSE.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:47:48 +0000

Who’d’ve guessed that Unix and spoonerisms would go so well together?
Two great tastes, etc.
Let’s just imagine that I’ve found a link to a classical statue of a Greek or Roman goddess, wearing a buckit on her head. That way someone can point out that I have made a pailed VENUS reference.

By: Shrewman666

Shrewman666 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:05:03 +0000

And with each new comment, PharmCon gets a new asshole torn.

I imagine that at this point he looks like a swiss cheese.

By: Knights in White Satin

Knights in White Satin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:56:04 +0000

Derbyshits wit is what some people call “leaden” as in made of lead.

Velcro crotches: uh-uh, not me. Snaps: maybe. Maybe. I dunno, suppose they, like un-snapped while you’re wooshing down the slide feet first? I think a 2 piece suit that connects at the waist using, hmmm. Rings? Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman? Gad, what an outfit.

As for Angry Pharma: I call parody troll. All the pharmacists I’ve known are really nice, very helpful. When they become agitated and irritable it is usually due to some STUPID MEDICAL PLAN. Like, well Blue Cross raised our co-pay, but the employeer got ANOTHER plan to help with the co-pay. So now Ive got 3 cards to hand in with my prescription. The pharmacist asked me if I would give her a half-hour to figure all this out? I said Of Course, went and had a latte.

Nothing makes any sense any more. My Husband’s employeer mailed him a brand new iPhone and he doesn’t like it. Pfffft. He doesn’t like Apple, he’s a Microsoft kind of guy. Oh well.

By: D. Aristophanes

D. Aristophanes — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:49:35 +0000

Belgian. Mr. Rastapopolous smokes the French fags.

By: Darth Vader

Darth Vader — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:43:46 +0000

I am your father.

By: Rene Descartes

Rene Descartes — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:40:56 +0000

I am.

…I think.

By: The Red Badger of Courage

The Red Badger of Courage — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:40:18 +0000

I am I said,
To no one there,
And no one heard at all,
not even the chair

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:37:03 +0000

I am

said Colin McCahon