Comments on: Pet Sedentary

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:12:48 +0000

Malpractice insurance for vets isn’t a problem since the most they can be sued for is the commercial value of the animal. What do you think the commercial value of a 14 year old mutt is?

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:07:50 +0000

My conversation with the vet went something like this:

Vet: Your dog has cancer and we can treat him. The cost will be somewhere around $6,000 and with luck he will only be in pain for about 6 months from the surgery and the chemo.

Me: $6,000 for a 14 year old dog, huh? Let’s put him to sleep.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:42:11 +0000

just tell me which un-ambitious, no-desire-to-get-a-job person should I send my money to?

I know a certain governor who just quit her job….

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:38:16 +0000

I give up; just tell me which un-ambitious, no-desire-to-get-a-job person should I send my money to?

Lindsey Graham seems worried folks will find out he is a talentless hack that owes his position purely to privilege – you might want to send some money his way.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:05:52 +0000

just tell me which un-ambitious, no-desire-to-get-a-job person should I send my money to?

Help your mom out. She earned it after all those tricks she turned getting you out of special ed, Forrest.

By: some dumb white guy

some dumb white guy — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:51:51 +0000

Ok ok, I am wrong, and you all are right.

I give up; just tell me which un-ambitious, no-desire-to-get-a-job person should I send my money to?

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:13:37 +0000

“Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things…every one! So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, ‘Liberal,’ as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won’t work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.”

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:13:09 +0000

thank the liberals for abolishing slavery and then ending the racist Jim Crow laws that the Democrats supported.

There were once Liberal Republicans, like Jacob Javits and Nelson Rockefeller.

you know, sane Republicans.

But it’s nice to see you admit your current party is nothing but a bunch of redneck bohunks who only want to string brown people up.

By: some dumb white guy

some dumb white guy — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:06:53 +0000

Oh, and on the off chance that is true, and Wal-Mart pays you overtime, thank a liberal. The 40 hour work week is a liberal invention.

Since we’re taking that route, let’s go ahead and thank the Republicans for abolishing slavery and then ending the racist Jim Crow laws that the Democrats supported.

You guys keep on fooling all those black people, but make sure they don’t ever pick up a history book- oh wait, you have them all thinking they are no more than a welfare check, nvm, you all have that under control!

Identity politics does not stem from individual thought.

I love it how liberals feel like capitalism makes them slaves to big business and “the man”, but yet they don’t even realize how slave-like the enormous amount of regulations big government puts on you…

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:47:02 +0000

Pshaw, I’m not a Republican zombie, I don’t eat the brains of clients

I’m not worried about you, I’m worried about the mass of zombies behind you…

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:37:00 +0000

Pshaw, I’m not a Republican zombie, I don’t eat the brains of clients

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:24:13 +0000

Actor, we need to talk about the house I’m gonna design for you….

If you put that ground floor escape hatch in the thirty foot high anti-zombie walls, I’ll have to behead you.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:39:01 +0000

I’m 16 and I work at the local wal-mart as a cart-boy.

Oh, and on the off chance that is true, and Wal-Mart pays you overtime, thank a liberal. The 40 hour work week is a liberal invention.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:36:41 +0000

Do you all really want the government to control your lives???

I don’t get how tapping everybody’s phone is not “government controlling your lives”, but then I’m just a loony liberal.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:18:51 +0000

Skooled! Old skool style.

It really is excruciating watching Those People try to be funny.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:12:46 +0000

Sigh… you people are hopeless, and I do mean YOU PEOPLE!!! Skooled! Old skool style. Take that to the bank and smoke it, libs. You see, the whole "pretend to be all the hyperbolic nonsense the other side believes about you" parody trick works again! Coach some dumb white guy Out!

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:02:20 +0000

WoodyD said,

July 16, 2009 at 16:57

I took my dog to the vet yesterday. I called at 8am and got an appointment for 3pm. Exam, an x-ray, diagnosis of a back problem and two weeks worth of medication. Total bill: $105. Yeah, I’ll take that kind of health care.

BULLSHIT!

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:59:19 +0000

I’m late to this party but suggest, when Jonah reaches stage four of his intellectual illness, that he be “put down” by a good vet.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:37:41 +0000

I’m on holiday already, in France.

Mmmm… boudin noir… uhhhh…

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:24:43 +0000

Crush porn — ur doin it rong.