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A Pint For Your Troubles
Saturday 6pm Teh Castle (edinburgh) meet up
lemme know if good or not
YOU GET: The raceuntourship of ONE (1) S,N! regaller, namely me, pre-pissed (hours available 5.30 pm PT GMT) or pissed (any mean time after said earlier show-up) … PRICE: 1 (one) (1) (4) pints (extra charge: 1 gram of cocaine (1 EMT visit) [tradeable puts on otherwise equitable options ([{1 gram of only the BEST quality meth/rooms)]}
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 5:56
zombies will be unavailable, so shotguns and brain protection not necessary.
you fuckin humourless dildos.
alec said,
July 15, 2009 at 5:59
While we’re on the subject, if you guys are doing a piss-off in Portland I’m gonna be there around my birthday, and what better time to get blind drunk and discuss Teh Buttox than the day we dropped the fucking Bomb.
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:03
zrn and a ‘you will be missed’ in blatant scare quotes … amend that by performance at set time at set location or risk irrelevancy forever
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:06
keep in mind i will be singing old irish sea shanty lyrics to the tune of hit disney tween series’ theme songs upon request
litbrit said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:06
Edinburgh…is that anywhere near central Florida?
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:07
bonusL: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fukked up right now*
*cut-and-paste as needed
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:08
Edinburgh…is that anywhere near central Florida?
yes it is on the opposite side of assorted arse ends of the universe, yes
alec said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:12
The question, of course, is whether you are a true Scotsman.
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:13
I’m Manx, thanx very much
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:15
imagine the ‘nae true scotsman’ fallacy only with alaskans and sarah palin, and you start to appreciate kant
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:18
btw mencken will be there in spirt if not in form but leonard pierce will send his regards via explosionary membranes
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:22
gavin, brad and tintin are planning a expository youtube sketch and I think hilzoy is scheduled for the encore but seb is playing it close to the vest
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:24
this IZZZZZZZZZZZZZz some people’s last hurrah (BTW) and really should not be missed. Tbogg vs Roy vs Erick Erickson mud fight anybody? You won’t be hip to it if you don’t trip to it, folks
kingubu said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:25
Maybe those of us who can’t be there could chip in on an FTD Humourless Dildo Bouquet™?
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:27
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:07 (kill)
bonusL: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fukked up right now*
Ahh, those are the kinds of brainz I likes…..
DA is apparently unhinged by the HUMOURLESS DILDOS..
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:28
kingubu hits me with the pre-emptive humorless dildo trigger…..
Snorghagen said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:28
this IZZZZZZZZZZZZZz some people’s last hurrah (BTW)
Say what?
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:30
Good God don’t make me set up a PayPal account just to spite you kingubu … fucking christ almighty on a slow donkey ride to hell please for the love of christ just got to the EDINBURGH CASTLE in BLOODY FAKKIN SAN FRANDISCO already to see what might have been had Frank Black never quit the pixies
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:30
ah, sweet pasta I can’t believe how ridiculous that previous thread got, and NO TROLLS.
It’s like the old days, when we all were young, strong, and screwing Pornstars….
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:31
Say what?
Yeah, yeah, the hyperbole of the commons, what can I say?
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:31
humourless Edinburgh Dildo Castle?
M. Bouffant said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:32
raceuntourship
Ahem! [Drums fingers on desk.]
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:33
It’s like the old days, when we all were young, strong, and screwing Pornstars….
It. Can. Be. That. Way. Again. (only with less youth, strength and pornstars)
Joe Max said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:36
This Saturday? Fuck. I’m going to be in New York.
Dammit, I really wanna get drunk with you guys, just once…
Snorghagen said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:37
Every Tuesday night they’re taken offline and reprogrammed with the latest talking points.
M. Bouffant said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:38
Noe owned by true Scotsmen, then?
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:38
There’ll be other times, JM, I’m sure … but TAKE THAT AS A WARNING – you may be missing out if you don’t show up and imagine THAT on you’re tombstone … looser
Joe Max said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:39
Oh, and how about the Starry Plough next time? It’s more Irish than most bars in Ireland, and I’ve been to them.
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:42
Only the best boat person proprietorship for us M. Bouffant, lest our chips be fried less salty-earthy
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:43
I’ll go to the Starry Plough of a Saturday, but next day’s mass is a terrible calamity
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:45
Only the best boat person proprietorship for us M. Bouffant, lest our chips be fried less salty-earthy</I.
this has a pleasant, less than coherent aspect to it.
I will have two of what DA has been having…
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:46
and if I had had less rum I would NOT have fucked up the tags.
But thankfully, WordPress will fuck us back, humourlessly….
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:46
zombie – I know, I know, it’s verging on offensive, but there ya go and I’m off to beddy
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:47
Salty-Earthy Humourless Dildo, that’s our watchword….
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:51
So I’m on the N ( a. street. car.) tonight and I’m having a whale of a time telling one young shirtless fellow to get the ‘zorro’ mark from his obvious girlfriend and the whole train is laughing but then I recognize that I’m so old but fuck it and we had a laugh and there you go, and now I’m home and the terrible fear is setting in, but then I remember that it could be worse and it could be better, case in point: an outspoken zorro adventure on the train.
N.C. said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:02
Man this is some Fafblog-level shit I can’t even begin to comprehend
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:05
fafblog wuz amateurs try the dietary restrictions here and ye’ll be blow via the mind-opening
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:06
blown via the mind-opening (see I’m an admin and could fix that elegantly and same-time … but I don’t ….why?)
noen said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:06
“i will be singing old irish sea shanty lyrics to the tune of hit disney tween series’ theme songs upon request”
I thought Obama outlawed torture?
BTW, where’s the linky to buy you a salad?
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:10
but I don’t ….why?
Answer: Laziness and general ineptitude … which applies to more to more circumstances than most would care to imagine, to wit: everything fucked that has happened since whenever
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:11
buy you a salad?
Don’t – vegetable matter scares me, slices are more my pie
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:14
BTW, where’s the linky to buy you a salad?
Then again, Whole Foods on a Wednesday, the make-your-own salad with the spinach leaf, feta and Chinese noodles is divine.
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:15
But I would never take the hint of cash for it, runners out teh door are a dif matter and more my style
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:16
fuck i miss the people that inspired me in my youth it’s a sad day that goes by that we don’t remember them
justme said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:31
As I said before, I might be able to rope my liver into a bit more punishment. There’s no way I’m even going to try to keep pace with the rest of you humorless dildos, though. A pint, perhaps two, will have to keep me.
I’ll have a double of young, strong and screwing pornstars, however.
M. Bouffant said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:39
Dang D. A., do you need one of those blow into it before you post doo-dads?
I was on, I think, the “J” once in the early early ’70s & was sitting right behind a guy who had a little finger growing from his left thumb. Just curved off like a tree branch, circumference of maybe a ball-point pen, had a little nail on it & everything.
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:44
justme will be fine of the payment plan for outrageous excess, i’z guarantee. Take ‘er easy etc., not a prob.
BUT GOOD FUCKING GOD, M. BOUFFANT – THAT IS LIKE A PHILIP K DICK NOVEL AS SEEN THRU THE EYES OF SATAN, YOU SICK PUPPY!
kingubu said,
July 15, 2009 at 7:44
had a little nail on it & everything.
Scuse mah vestigial finGAHs…
Lenora the Jazzy Patent Attorney said,
July 15, 2009 at 8:02
When is Sadly No: the Honoluluing?
drunken pelican said,
July 15, 2009 at 8:28
So, had you been on the “L” line, do you suppose it would have stuck straight out?
I’m going to be avoiding the “M” and “K” lines until I forget all about this.
justme said,
July 15, 2009 at 8:35
Belial?
A Dildo said,
July 15, 2009 at 8:56
Humourless? I will have you know that I am covered with bile and phlegm.
Howard C. Kveck said,
July 15, 2009 at 9:05
Once on the J, a guy was sitting there quietly (like ya do), then stood up and announced to the world, “A man… is not a DOG.” He then sat down and was quiet again.
Howard
Sheesh said,
July 15, 2009 at 9:55
Hey A Dildo,
That’s pretty gross. Just sayin’. Also.
Smut Clyde (currently not in Sealand) said,
July 15, 2009 at 10:20
Are vestigal toes accceptable?
(to continue John Wyndham theme from previous thread).
Inigo Montoya said,
July 15, 2009 at 10:59
You would not happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Zarquon said,
July 15, 2009 at 12:49
Inigo Montoya said,
Now there’s a fine how’s-your-father!
RvB said,
July 15, 2009 at 13:33
Great bar, can’t make it. Knock one back for me.
Till said,
July 15, 2009 at 13:57
Next meetup should be at the actual Edinburgh Castle. I was hoping for a siege.
Lady Doctor Missus Marita said,
July 15, 2009 at 14:32
I keep threatening to plan a Boston Drinking Sadlyly, but never manage. I suppose I actually should before little Studebaker arrives. So… Boston folks, which of the first few weekends in August work for you?
That Girl said,
July 15, 2009 at 15:15
I should start riding the N train…
I will try to make the Castle Saturday. Also.
D. Aristophanes said,
July 15, 2009 at 15:23
Wait, what happened last night? Why do I have a black eye and a missing kidney?
Smiling Mortician said,
July 15, 2009 at 16:02
I dint do nothin, DA. I just watched.
Irenaeus said,
July 15, 2009 at 19:01
I have the dubious honour of living in this fair city, count me in. Where & when?
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
July 15, 2009 at 19:59
yeah, that’s the problem with society today. Nobody wants to get involved.
Kathleen said,
July 16, 2009 at 0:14
shoter DA: who needs fukin twitter
Not Looch who is never to return said,
July 16, 2009 at 3:48
Ah, the Castle. One of the many establishments that used to take what should have been my rent money in return for strong drink. It was a very long time ago that the St. Anksar’s Society met there. Any one have retrievable memories imprinted on functioning brain cells from back then?
Oh, the full name was the “Humorless St. Anskar’s Society.” We were very serious.
Seriously.
shystee said,
July 16, 2009 at 20:27
I’ll be there. And I shall spread the word.