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Longer, almost verbatim Ann Althouse
Ann Althouse, The Internets:
2 world leaders demonstrate the 2 ways of conspicuously gawking at a woman’s ass.
- Yes, I have
seen the videosobered up, and I stand by myanalysis of the still photographJimmy Dean and Colt 45 induced verbiage.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Bill E Pilgrim said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:07
I live in France and I can assure you that if he even noticed, what Sarkozy was thinking was “Oh look, a hole in the ground”
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:22
I’ve watched the video too, and if anything it’s even more damning.
First, he’s obviously still checking out that girl in the red dress.
Then he’s grabbing the girl in the black top and blue floral print skirt.
And then he starts putting the moves on the blond in the light suit.
Finally, and it’s a testament to the lie-beral biased media that most videos cut that part out – he transforms into a sixty foot tall fire breathing, laser-eyeballed, half-robotic octopus and starts smashing buildings all over the place yelling “DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!”.
Doghouse Riley said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:25
“I stand by my analysis of the still photograph”? Is this her idea of clever law-talkin’ or something?
jjcomet said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:31
Althouse is just jealous of Obama’s dick – hers is nothing in comparison, even though it’s the finest money can buy…
lobbey said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:32
While I dont think there is too much wrong in having a quick look at a fine ass, to me, Obama isn’t staring. Looking at the video, he’s making sure she makes it up the stairs. However, Sarkozy had a good lingering look, not just once, but twice.
However, it does prove that Obama wants to rape all white girls, then perform liberal abortions on them….
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:40
Is this her idea of clever law-talkin’ or something?
It’s the sort of thing an ostensible law professor writes when her rhetorical principles consist of “I’m never wrong.”
Newbie McNoob said,
July 12, 2009 at 16:50
Standing by her analysis of the still photograph rather than the complete film clip is central to Ann Althouse’s point.
Citizen_X said,
July 12, 2009 at 17:06
Standing by her analysis of the still photograph rather than the complete film clip is central to Ann Althouse’s point.
Note to self: do not ever hire Ann Althouse to be your criminal trial lawyer.
Jennifer said,
July 12, 2009 at 17:13
Didn’t look to me like Obama was ogling that ass. Looked to me like that ass moved into his field of vision as he was turning his head to reach back to help the other young lady down the stairs, and the one thing quite obvious from the video is if he even saw the ass, he didn’t lock in on it and continue to follow it. An ass-ogle lasts more than a split-second, as Sarkozy demonstrated.
Evil Bender said,
July 12, 2009 at 17:14
Alternate shorter Althouse:
“When I am confronted by the facts, the facts must change.”
kth said,
July 12, 2009 at 17:26
The wine box riff is a little played out, but Colt 45? I really don’t see it. If you are looking for another adult beverage to serve as a synecdoche for drunken vapid spinsterhood, banana daquiris would seem to suggest themselves (and mimosas for the hair-of-the-toy-poodle breakfast).
Jason said,
July 12, 2009 at 17:31
Shorter Althouse comment slobs: Hey, what if I wrote some play on “Change we can believe in”? Because that would be funny. What’s not funny is how it is in poor taste to ogle this 17-year-old girl, who is incredibly ugly, ugh, I wouldn’t even hit that, but I don’t blame O, because his wife’s ass is uglier than this girl’s face. Ha! Is this still shorter? Here is her contact info. When will the Obamabots come here to defend Obama, which is lame, who would even waste their time like that, in the comments. Sooooo…we jigglin’, or…?
DROOPY DOG FTW!!!!!!!! said,
July 12, 2009 at 17:44
The commenter that Althouse is engaged to says:
Our cut and paste troll should take note that brevity is the soul of
witracism.John D. said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:01
Land sakes, but Ann Bughouse is one stupid, lying bitch.
Some Guy said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:11
Man glances at attractive woman; WHAT WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!??!
Keep clawing and shrieking over non-stories no one cares about, it’ll REALLY help your image.
NutellaonToast said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:26
I love how even in the “analysis” they don’t catch that Obama was llooking back to take the woman behind him’s hand. Sarkozy may have been looking at the same woman but it’s hard to tell as they push him out of frame.
NoSafeSpaceForMe said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:29
What matters in the case of eyerape is not how long it takes, but what is in the person’s heart when they’re doing it. We all know what’s in Obama’s heart.
The fact that he tried to look like he was helping one girl down the stairs and was looking down as though to make sure her footing was OK is proof that he was trying not to look like he was looking. In other words, he was looking. I know eyerape when I see it.
a concerned citizen said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:32
Surely we can punch that up a bit?
Firm-assitive Action
No Un-Ogled Left Behind
henry lewis said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:36
There exists video of Cheney doing an extended, rubber-neck ass-ogle at some conference somewhere.
All the rightwing blogs will be posting it any minute now.
Jewbacca said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:37
Why the hate for Colt 45? Is it because Steel Reserve is the official malt liquor of Sadly, No!?
Per kth’s suggestion of mimosas, I think Modern Drunkard might agree that would be the appropriate drink for Althouse:
N__B said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:46
An ass-ogle lasts more than a split-second, as Sarkozy demonstrated.
Some have lasted half a lifetime.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:55
Some have lasted half a lifetime.
If you want a picture of the G-8 summit, imagine a president staring at a woman’s ass — forever.
E. W. said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:58
they’ve really discovered the joys of political correctness. god what a bunch of man hating feminazis they’ve become.
jim said,
July 12, 2009 at 18:59
Finally – The Triumph Of Teh Buttocks.
Now THIS is more like it!
DVDGate, MustardGate & BurgerGate best be steppin’ back.
ArseGate is in the muthafuggin house, yo yo YO.
(Please, help the poor wingnuts out with this one: disregard the video that puts said picture in context, or just do what Ann does – SQUINT REALLY REALLY HARD. It’s ugly, but it gets the job done. Remember how she single-handedly solved the mysterious Case Of Teh Invisible ObamaPlug™ during the debates? Well, chalk one more up for the fearless Interwebs Detective Lady!)
Mundo Paparazzi Mi Amore said,
July 12, 2009 at 19:02
Who cares
itwasntme said,
July 12, 2009 at 19:13
And remember when he didn’t put his hand over his heart while saluting the flag, so obviously he was staring at a woman’s butt. Also.
Marco said,
July 12, 2009 at 19:39
Is this Ann’s Still Standing Malkin moment?
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4921.html
Ah, Still Standing (Technically) – the post that made me fall in love with Sadly, No!
Gabriel Ratchet said,
July 12, 2009 at 19:53
Ann may indeed be still standing (technically), but I bet she’s wobbling a bit.
ryk said,
July 12, 2009 at 19:54
You might as well take that crap on back to Pandagon where you started it. We’re full up on trolls here lately, thanks.
Marco said,
July 12, 2009 at 19:56
I picture her falling asleep at the laptop, box of Franzia tucked under arm, straw resting on her lip.
Ah, Sunday afternoon.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
July 12, 2009 at 20:01
We’re full up on trolls here lately, thanks.
I can’t figure out if that one is a troll or not. Was awaiting further evidence either way, because that kind of looks like snark.
tigrismus said,
July 12, 2009 at 20:09
I know eyerape when I see it.
OMG, now Obama will force her to get a government-funded eyebortion! That foul fiend!
Simba B said,
July 12, 2009 at 20:14
eyebortion
Ok, I’ll admit it, I laughed. That’s some win right there.
ryk said,
July 12, 2009 at 20:24
I can’t figure out if that one is a troll or not. Was awaiting further evidence either way, because that kind of looks like snark.
It’s not snark. She(?) fouled up a thread over at Pandagon a couple of days ago with the same hyperfeminist eyerape trolling.
ice weasel said,
July 12, 2009 at 20:45
I remember when Madison was best known for being one of the coolest cities in Wisconsin (and don’t even start with the Wisconsin hating). Now, it’s known as the home of the most batshit, crazy loons on the net.
That’s a shame.
Billy Dee Williams said,
July 12, 2009 at 21:13
Colt 45. It works every time.
Iesha Beverly-Weasel said,
July 12, 2009 at 21:14
ryk, I’m pretty sure that’s snark — NSSFM was either serious or a really good troll, but in any case this one doesn’t have the same sense of breathless outrage and panic. Also, I don’t see a reason for a serious NSSFM to visit Sadly, which isn’t a feminist blog.
And remember, NSSFM’s line was ‘eyefuck’ which lead to ‘brainrape’, not ‘eyerape’.
justme said,
July 12, 2009 at 21:28
Indeed, because this is clearly the most important story out there right now.
PGE said,
July 12, 2009 at 22:34
ice weasel said “…one of the coolest cities in Wisconsin…”
Way to damn with faint praise. I love Wisconsin, but there’s really not a lot of competition for that title. And I’m old enough to remember when it was one of the coolest cities in the U.S.
Typical Althouse Reader said,
July 12, 2009 at 23:48
Reckless Ass-eyeballing. String the nigger up.
Dan Someone said,
July 13, 2009 at 0:31
The racism in this entire thing is palpable and disgusting. Here’s the shorter Althouse as I read it:
And then to watch the video and say she stands by her “analysis” of the still shot… But really, what she, the rest of her crowd, and the right wing blogosphere and punditgemeinschaft are saying is:
Daphne Chyprious said,
July 13, 2009 at 1:37
oh, Gawd. She’s doubled down (again).
Arky - Geek God said,
July 13, 2009 at 3:44
This the same Ann mAlthouse who detected the super secret racist pajama message in Clinton’s 3 a.m. Call ad and – Bwahahaha, whooo, [slaps knees].
Wine goes, stupid comes out.
Arky - Geek God said,
July 13, 2009 at 3:44
^in
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
July 13, 2009 at 3:48
In vino, very ass.
Jewbacca said,
July 13, 2009 at 8:04
And remember, NSSFM’s line was ‘eyefuck’ which lead to ‘brainrape’,
That’s why we need to pass legislation like the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act.
g said,
July 13, 2009 at 8:19
This the same Ann mAlthouse who detected the super secret racist pajama message in Clinton’s 3 a.m. Call ad
I forgot that, but did you forget the “onion rings as vaginas” Clinton ad?
josefina said,
July 13, 2009 at 19:40
Won’t someone think of the eye babies?
If The Goddamn Batman Wanted To Check Out Asses All The Time, He Wouldn't Give The Sidekicks Capes said,
July 13, 2009 at 19:56
I await Anal T. House’s defense of herself in the criminal trial following her arrest for surreptitiously snapping photos of women’s crotches in the sauna at her local YWCA, then posting the photos to her Flickr account with detailed sociopolitical analyses of their genital grooming and piercings. Really, if she wanted to get away with that sort of thing, she’d need to have gone to art school.
Sirius Lunacy said,
July 14, 2009 at 0:49
Don’t worry Obama already has the mandatory eye baby Optibortion plan ready to be put in place at any moment.