Comments on: Another Sadlynaut Does AlterNet

By: East Asian Intellectual Master

East Asian Intellectual Master — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:06:19 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new East Asian intellectual masters.

Now, watch this swing.

By: Doug Watts

Doug Watts — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:19:40 +0000

[T]he United States under Barack Obama may be taking a hatchet to a pillar of the American social contract, which is that Americans should be free of encumbrance in their pursuit of private wealth. A little thing called Shays Rebellion neatly refutes this idiocy.

By: Brian X

Brian X — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 07:18:19 +0000

Can we have Copypasta Fucktard taken out and shot? Banhammers are too good for this guy.

By: ron

ron — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:42:59 +0000

when is the hispanic horde going to make its way to my town and open up a restaurant? im tired of chinese being the only ethnic food option.

By: amocz

amocz — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:28:34 +0000

Mencken : Trolls :: superconducting magnet : iron

Gotta hand it to you, dude; that’s a really impressive superpower!

Just think: if you could attract enough of them into a compact region, the stupidensity could become so high it might open a wormhole into an alternate Bizarroverse of Stupidmatter; then, since ordinary spacetime cannot and will not support that level of stupidity, the wormhole slams shut, vaporises WordPress, and…voila! A quantum jump in the collective IQ of humanity!

I’m just saying, this idea positively reeks of Nobel — in fact, a Nobel Prize would arguably be an insult for an achievement of that magnitude.

Troll, baby, troll!

By: James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT

James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:19:41 +0000

In Honor of James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT said,

Now, that was teh haw$0m3. Thanks, dude!

By: Sheesh

Sheesh — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:06:18 +0000

Hey now,

The Commodore VIC-20 could type in lowercase. Just press shift-C= (the Commodore key) to toggle off the graphics characters. The most annoying shortcoming of the vic though was that simply stupid 22-column text mode.

The Vic-II didn’t suck, and that’s why you can browse the web with a C-64 without wanting to die too much.

By: In Honor of James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT

In Honor of James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:40:40 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

By: Chicken Fried Racist Chicken

Chicken Fried Racist Chicken — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:45:09 +0000

I support the sacred, God-given founding documents of America! Except that lying part about how “all men are created equal” and commie lib crap like that!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:24:54 +0000

The young George Washington took a hatchet to a pillar of the social contract, but he owned up to it afterwards.

By: ACTION PATRIOT

ACTION PATRIOT — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:42:37 +0000

I’M A REALLY SAD MAN, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT TROLL LIBERAL SITES AND MASTURBATE ENDLESSLY.

REALLY I HATE MY LIFE, I WISH THAT RESTRAINING OREDR WAS PASSED AND THEY WOULD ALLOW ME BACK IN THE SHOPPING MALL, BUT MOMMY SAYS ITS ANOTHER 3 MONTHS.

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:39:23 +0000

Fluoride? This guy’s taking off against fluoride?

Seriously, how long before we get to the black helmets and blue helicopters, or is it the other way around?

By: The Truth of the Matter

The Truth of the Matter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:36:31 +0000

Have I told you about my hot ex-stripper wife yet?

By: The Truth of the Matter

The Truth of the Matter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:35:08 +0000

But the crown for stupidity goes to American Republicans, whom think that babies come from whispering to men in airport bathrooms.

By: Truth's Ass

Truth's Ass — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:35:02 +0000

I am FULL OF FACTS. Pull some out of me! It’s fun.

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:34:48 +0000

I went to a dinner and David Brooks had his hand up my ass the whole time. Is that a reference to this?

By: The Truth of the Matter

The Truth of the Matter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:34:12 +0000

I’m as much of an expert on human intelligence as I am on election trends.

Bookmark it, libs!

By: James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT

James Earl Obama, ACTION PATRIOT — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:32:38 +0000

The Troof of the Matter is, we could all stand a little look back into the past. Remember this golden oldie?

It is not going to happen, liberals. Your echo chamber is reverberating now with your shouts of victory before you’ve won a single state. I almost feel badly for you, because when McCain wins, your astonishment will be overwhelming. I say “almost” because your ideology is nasty, anti-free speech, and absolutist, and every decent person will sigh in relief when it goes down to defeat once more.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Ring any bells, Trooficient?

By: The Truth of the Matter

The Truth of the Matter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:30:07 +0000

Insanity doesn’t run in my family. My father ran out on my mommy after she started muttering to herself, but then my mommy ran out on me after I started spying on her while she used the bathroom.

By: IQ

IQ — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:29:54 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new East Asian intellectual masters.