Comments on: Chock full o’Nuts

By: Snaggle-Tooth Jones

Snaggle-Tooth Jones — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:55:39 +0000

“And there’s even a commenter apparently longing for the good ole days of the Confederacy where the only Negroes in the White House were doing laundry and stirring up a pot of grits. See if you can find him.”

Snaggle-Tooth Jones (aka “Cicero”), at your service, sir.

By: FitterDon

FitterDon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:38:10 +0000

RedCon said,

July 9, 2009 at 16:50

I live in Texas, and we pay more to the feds than we get back, thank you very much!

You ought to back that up with some facts because I doubt that’s true.
Ironically, most of the family-values, redstates are actually a net drain on the Fed. Apparently stupid is more expensive than not stupid.

By: mmeetoilenoir

mmeetoilenoir — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:07:49 +0000

Montclair, too. Sigh.

Also.

By: mmeetoilenoir

mmeetoilenoir — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:07:28 +0000

I don’t believe no one mentioned Monclair Book Center in NJ. That place is the bee’s knees. I moved away from that neighborhood, and I miss it. Books for days…

By: Drane Reynolds

Drane Reynolds — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:25:21 +0000

Why do you conservatives insist on making yourselves look stupid by refusing to check facts?

The WH garden is far below the commonly accepted standard of 300 ppm, as I discovered in less than 2 minutes doing a simple Google search. Get some brains before you start spewing such trash!

http://www.extension.umn.edu/distribution/horticulture/DG2543.html

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/23065.html

By: Skullhunter

Skullhunter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:41:21 +0000

You know what, troofy and the other wingnuts that may be reading this? You’ve got us. We’re busted. We really are trying to stop you from eating meat and driving SUVs and smoking. Whenever you celebrate Earth Day by turning on the heat and air conditioning full blast in your home while idling your Ford Excursion in the driveway and running two barbecue grills at once in your backyard, it does make us cry. When you defy us by chain-smoking one unfiltered Lucky Strike after another, it teaches us a lesson we’ll never forget. Hell, I might as well give up the whole game here. You know what really fills us with sorrow? When you slam your balls repeatedly in a desk drawer. I can’t even begin to describe the pain I feel when some right-winger dedicates himself to choking down so much red meat in their diet that you could hear their arteries hardening in the next county. And please, whatever you do, don’t continue to childishly do the opposite of anything we suggest might promote your financial, physical, mental or any other kind of well-being. Don’t play in traffic. Don’t drink the stuff under the sink. Don’t jump into the bear enclosure at the zoo. Don’t nail your penis to a burning building. Don’t copulate with the garbage disposal. Don’t try to stop a running chainsaw with your tongue. Please. We’re just trying to look out for you and it hurts us when you don’t listen.

By: Wunderkind

Wunderkind — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:59:32 +0000

Typical blond Americunt.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:41:46 +0000

I live in Texas, and we pay more to the feds than we get back, thank you very much!

Barely.

According to the hardly-liberal Tax Foundation, in 2004 Texas received 94 cents in Federal spending for every dollar of taxes it paid it.

That’s just slightly higher than the national average of 92 cents. Texas ranks 23rd out of 51 states and DC.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:30:04 +0000

I want her view on the swim club defense

Wait. They have defense in swimming heats now?

I gave the sport up too damned early!

By: tincture

tincture — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:39:16 +0000

Could somebody please explain what the fuck is w/ all the Alfred E. Neuman references in that racist moron’s brainblart?

By: Singularity

Singularity — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:36:09 +0000

I know I’m feeding the troll, and I have my regrets about it, but whoever is posting as RedCon (Troofy, I guess) is a despicable person. Reveling in the fact that you pollute, indulging in racism, lying over and over. I have no doubt that you are a sad and pathetic person, but you should go and re-examine the wreck that your life has become. Someone might love you at some point if you learn to love yourself. Although you do have being from Texas going against you.

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:37:02 +0000

Who is stopping an yone from getting married?

Yeah, your mother asks about that all the time, I won’t tell her you’re waiting for your sister to get out of the slammer…………….

“have some city bus dump off a bunch of direlect ghetto trash outside my door.”

Yes, you’re probably full of derelict rural white trash up to your eyeballs……

“If I owned Hell and Texas, I’ve live in Hell and rent out Texas.”

Bookmark this, troofie.

By: EnfantTerrible

EnfantTerrible — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:11:53 +0000

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
– Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

OK, smarty-pants, how am I going to watch videos of Bert and Ernie doing gangster rap?

By: Straw Man

Straw Man — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:47:51 +0000

Guys, I don’t like it when you all talk about me so much. Race Pipms sþil.

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:53:25 +0000

Suburbs will be the new ghettos, abandoned to vandals, squatters, scavengers and arsonists. It’s already begun in the fringe exurbs.

And as usual, Pohl and Kornbluth knew it all 54 years ago....

By: St. Jesus of Max

St. Jesus of Max — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:54:11 +0000

Cities are foor poor people, gays, the extremely wealthy, and childless leftists.

Everyone else lives in suburbia.

Not for long, boyo…

Once gas prices hit $6-8 per gallon, the suburbs are dead, and the US will undergo re-urbanization. Suburbs will be the new ghettos, abandoned to vandals, squatters, scavengers and arsonists. It’s already begun in the fringe exurbs.

By: St. Jesus of Max

St. Jesus of Max — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:46:37 +0000

Green Apple in S.F. is my favorite local bookstore

You’re in my part of the world, commie…

Green Apple is a great store, so is Walden Pond Books in Oakland (on Grand Ave), along with Pegasus Books and the venerable Moe’s Books in Berkeley.

Pegasus had a Barnes & Noble open up across the street from them on Shattuck Ave, a practice called “angeling”, to try to suck up the neighborhood customers (it’s Starbuck’s standard MO.) But after two years the B&N had closed for lack of business. Pegasus outlasted them, because the Berkeley customers supported their local shop.

It can be done.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:43:08 +0000

From the Ziegler thing:

The clip proves to me that the decision was (just as Palin said) in the works for months, which is an extremely important fact because it goes to her credibility as well as eliminating many of the bogus theories as to why she decided to step down (sudden scandal, the Vanity Fair hit piece, Letterman flap, etc.).

Um, am I mistaken or weren’t some of these “bogus theories” espoused by Palin’s own staff? The Letterman thing was, for sure.

By: Danny Mason Keener

Danny Mason Keener — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:30:07 +0000

RedCon is a good example of a troll who succeeds because he knows how to stay within himself. He doesn’t try to create a cartoon supervillain persona. Doesn’t claim to hang out with CIA agents. Doesn’t cut and paste enormous blocks of text. He knows his talking points, takes what he’s given, and isn’t afraid to hit to the opposite field with a pitch rather than trying to pull everything. Despite limited natural abilities, he’s had a good run.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:19:44 +0000

What does Clown Hall pay its inbred white trash writers?