Comments on: Chucky’s Cheesy Column

By: Jerry

Jerry — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:56:12 +0000

Chuck Baldwin is ridiculous. He has a history of misrepresenting his true alliances. Someone needs to ask Mr. Baldwin why there was once the image of a confederate flag flying above his picture on his website, along with a link to a sermon by a minister with white supremacist ties, but now that he is running for President… those links and images are gone. Hmmmm, whatcha’ hidin’ Chuck?

By: Francisca

Francisca — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:58:50 +0000

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By: Libby

Libby — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:43:22 +0000

I don’t remember Jesus being all that masculine, to be honest. Kinda looks androgynous, doesn’t he?

My solution to this problem is to make every man eat a bloody steak for every female he’s been around. And maybe give them some Hustler and Playboy magazines, because you can never be too young to learn that wemmins is objects! And hunting trips! Don’t forget the hunting trip, with a big, spacious tent, some rifles, cozy sleeping bags…

… maybe a little Vaseline…

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 15:17:29 +0000

Oh yes, and if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, more pictures of those Japanese lesbians, please.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 15:16:19 +0000

Chris, you beat me to it. As I was reading this, I kept thinking that The General could have written the same letter himself.

By: Gus

Gus — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:21:08 +0000

I can see him drooling as he types “soft, effeminate boys.”

By: Chris Moorehead

Chris Moorehead — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:48:27 +0000

Most Christian schools do not even provide masculine sports such as football, wrestling, or boxing.

Ok, fess up! The General wrote this, right?

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 13:56:11 +0000

As I recall, Clinton was eating a pizza while banging chicks in the Oval Office.
That seems fairly manly to me.

By: Marq

Marq — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:04:18 +0000

And yet, somehow, hanging around men tends to make me horny. Go figure.

By: Anne

Anne — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 04:23:29 +0000

You know what I found interesting? His unspoken but subtly emphasized point that hanging around women makes boys gay, but hanging around men doesn’t.

It’s like he’s saying, “hang around women and you’ll learn to despise and disdain them and you’ll never want to touch one.”

The problem with this country is that all the wrong people are in therapy.

By: g

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:56:20 +0000

i It seems that most Christian schools and church Sunday Schools (and probably Christian homes) are controlled and dominated by women.

Damn those Feminazis!

By: g

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:54:00 +0000

“Truly, Reagan was the last masculine president America has had ”

So Chuck doesn’t think much of George Bush?

I certainly don’t “remember well” that Reagan was said to be too masculine. What on earth is he remembering?

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:29:57 +0000

yeah, God forbid Christians should worship a savior who let himself be meekly beaten and nailed to a tree to die. Apparently the “lamb of God” is a wuss not fit for Christian males…

By: verpanck colvin

verpanck colvin — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:30:33 +0000

I’m confused. Isn’t raising children “the woman’s job”? Isn’t teaching a “sissy job”? I thought men were supposed to be on the job, digging dirt down at the dirt factory. Men are now supposed to do masculine activities such as lesson planning and “inculcating”?

By: mrgumby2u

mrgumby2u — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:18:55 +0000

Goddam…they’re sacrificing women in the Lord’s vineyard. Who knew?

By: Anne

Anne — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 23:32:32 +0000

Hysterical Woman: Really?!

They say that environmental pollution, in this case waste, leads to higher levels of estrogen in the environment. So maybe it’s pollution that’s the problem. Of course, wingnuts are against stopping pollution. How ironic that would be.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 22:42:33 +0000

In Papau-New Guinea, the native people believe that a boy cannot become a man without ingesting semen.

By: The tECHIDNA

The tECHIDNA — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:00:18 +0000

People, people. Relaaaaaaax!

He was just posting this on HanniDate under the name BaldCharlene32651, but he forgot to do his homework for RenewAmerica.us due to an all-night Cinemax and Zima bender.

Thus, his personal ad was submitted instead, with the minor editorial changes of “I want” becoming “I mean” and “I” becoming the standard placeholder “America.”

It all makes sense…the poor guy just needs some satisfaction. What invisible friend wants to give it to him (in all senses of the phrase)?

By: Matt T.

Matt T. — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 17:33:19 +0000

See, this…this is funny:

“A man with strong, rippling pecks and hard-tight buttocks! A man who will tuck me in at night and say, ‘Chucky, I just can’t quit you, woman!’”

That made me laugh most hardily, and I am much obliged. But this…this creeped me the hell out.

However, except for rare examples, women are not capable of inculcating manliness into young boys. This is truly man’s work.

That’s the creepiest goddamn thing I’ve heard since Smilin’ Jimmy Dobson recommended Dad showing his throbbing, tumulescent member to Little Johnny whilest they were both in the show. Ya know, I was raised by fundies, and I don’t remember there being this much “injecting manliness into young boys” and generational dick-measuring contests. Things must’ve really changed, man.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 17:17:51 +0000

Hmm. That “soft, effeminate” boy you put a picture of up… I dunno. He doesn’t look very Christian to me!
Oh, and BTW, Brad, hon, while Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, the short word for a man’s pectoral muscles is “pecs.”