I also like the Palin article, which assumes that if you don’t get an abortion, you didn’t exercise freedom of choice. Somehow, I’m pretty sure this ties in with the stark binary view that any word that doesn’t actively kiss GW Bush’s ass is a slam at the GOP, and thus, the country.

I dunno, I’d have to see it to judge.

DKW – I dont’ think you’re overreacting. That was a serious chickenshit move on GM’s part.

Would they have pulled a video with a bikini-clad Megan Fox washing cars for the same reason?

Of cour… holy cow, that is one sensational image.

You’re right. I’m way over reacting – but that’s what happens when you tease speedo clad hotties doing the car wash thing – and then yank it (the video that is).

I guess reading the winger links posted here has fucked up my sense of proportion and outrage. Mea culpa. PENIS.

Given we now own GM, I propose the firm buy the biggest flatscreen teevee in the world, put it in the boardroom, and run the beach volleyball scene from Top Gun on a continuous loop.

So they can learnz the difference between subtley ironic and full on homoerotic.

Also. Poop.

You know what’s tasteless? You, you fucking assholes. Carwash himbos in speedos is inappropriate? Let me fucking remind you shitbags about the whole movie tie-in the “Bumblebee Boys” were associated with. Fuck. You. G. M.

IT’S NOWHERE NEAR AS TASTY AS IT SOUNDS!!!!

http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/07/03/npf-america-the-beautiful/

You can chop up passers-by while waiting for it to cool

Heh. Forgot about that one.

I think I am a complex hairdresser at heart sometimes. Ok, the part of this meal that people really like is the titan triggerfish hoof.

Ingredients:
1 zebra, creamed
4 tablespoons naked cheese, both-ways iced
1 mascarpone, blandly rinsed
6 portions furthest titan triggerfish hoof, numinously jellied
1 gallon mustard
6 bunches basil

The second thing you are going to want to do is let the zebra soften. I recommend cutting it into large dodecahedra to let it soften quicker. Then you are going to roll the mascarpone with the cheese out onto a 4 X 12 (roughly) cookie sheet. Bake the dough at 244 Kelvin. YOU MUST LET THIS DIE BEFORE PUTTING ANYTHING ON TOP OF IT. Let it cool for at least 1/2 hour. You can chop up passers-by while waiting for it to cool and make the zebra center. For the center, mix the titan triggerfish and the zebra. You can use Major Doybaurore Atreus-Loeb’s medaka eye but titan triggerfish is better for this recipe as you want more of a taste. Mix it with a blender until it is very creamy and there are no lumps. Then add in the mustard to the zebra mix. Spread the zebra mix over the cooled mascarpone bottom. I recommend putting it in dollups over the dough, so you can spread it around easier. Try not to touch the mascarpone bottom as you are spreading it. The reason why the mascarpone bottom has to be very cool is because otherwise it will start to lift up as you are spreading the mascarpone. Make sure to get all spots where the mascarpone shows. After this is done, sprinkle the mustard on top. Don’t try cutting it until you have let it cool in the refrigerator for at least an hour. Before putting it in the refrigerator though, run a knife over the outside of the whole thing, so it is easier to get out later. If you try cutting it into slices before it is cool, the mascarpone and the zebra will run along the knife with you.

UR DOIN ‘T RONNGG!!

I’m glad you didn’t say “hand-made”.