I’d love to see a poll, because that has not been my impression.

The first post titled “Medicare’s Mythical Administrative Cost Savings” and explained thusly:

But I mean mythical in another sense: there’s ultimately no way to prove or disprove these amazing savings. The problem is indeterminate.

Followed by ten thousand fricking pages of her incoherently babbling about how government is the problem and the invisible hand and other such bullshit. There’s even a bit where she calls people who disagree with her commies, and offers to give them Jonah’s book. Fuck.

Anyways ME-gan, let’s take a look at the numbers:
http://www.pnhp.org/publications/nejmadmin.pdf

Iesha Beverly-Weasel said,

July 7, 2009 at 19:06

Actually, the disemvowelment seems to be encouraged by a small minority of posters and is only performed by a single editor.

I love lots of the Sadly trolls. Gary Ruppert, Iris, annieangel… they all helped make this site what it is today.

Troofy is just boring. Disemvowel him, ban him, I don’t care.

Having an angry bitch who didn’t teach you manners for a mom apparently ruined your life, from what you’ve been posting here today.

I bet the Obamas are sitting in the White House, laughing every night about how stupid the “honkeys” are and how they will get back at them.

If he’s reading this thread, and you substitute for the “honkeys”, he’s ROTFLHFAO, and that’s it.

Hey man, sorry the regulars here gave you such a hard time for sounding really dumb. I mean shit I write for a living and you shoulda seen my first post–i think it was something like ‘heh heh dude said PENIS heh heh’. I mean i was so fucking nervous but once you get that first incoherent thing out the way, you get more confident, and even tho my stuff is still shitty–I can’t do snark for shit!–I present it, you know, like, confidently. So anyway, keep posting baby and–what, who are you looking at? Oh him that’s tintin–no I don’t think he’s really a french fag–he’s German I think–oh but what’s he holding behind his back? That’s a disemvoweler–it’s for stupid asses who try to flame a thread. Yeah that’s how us “bloggers” talk–ain’t it cool? Oh but like I said, keep posting, kid, I’m sure he will never use that thing on you. . .

It’s a word in Afrikaans for an uncommon and startlingly malodorous sub-Saharan rodent that resembles a small muskrat.

Honus sez,

July 8, 2009 at 1:01

note to Palin child persecution cinservaards:

Cinservaards could be my word of the day if only I knew what it meant. Merriam-Webster turns up nothing and Google pukes and dies in the home stretch.

Did anyone else imagine that whole rant in the Wicked Witch of the West’s voice?

We’ll fix your little red wagon yet, and your little dog, too!

And shaking his tiny, tiny fist in impotent fury.

Yeah. With loving, attentive parents who love each other and protect their children’s privacy and shield them as much as possible from the media glare, rather than use them as stage props, those kids are headed for ruin and trouble, for sure.

Oh get bent. The kid’s a retard, just like you. Your life is ruined, innit?

LOLWUT

Not even Newt Gingrich’s sudden concern for Iranians achieves the level of Total Concern-Trolling Fail that this sentence exemplifies.

Its author needs to either obtain a vesectomy ASAP or cull themselves from the gene-pool before they turn into a threat to others. Obviously bright lights & loud noises would suffice to achieve this, since previous comments indicate that their level of chronic emo is far beyond that of any human alive except Morrisey.

Just Do It.

Hey everybody, has Troofy gotten to the flailing, cursing, impotent rage part of his trolling cycle?

Ah, I see he has. If only Tintin would pass along his disemvowel-fu secrets to the other mods.

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Hmm … I believe both my spelling & my power to irritate have been improved … surely some local wildlife or hobo must now be sacrificed to the mighty Cthulhu (praise be upon him/eat me first). Unless he’ll settle for me ruining the life of a special-needs child of a certain soon-to-be-jobless Governor via one of my many lethal Photoshops or anonymous chatroom rumors, that is.