Comments on: Life in the Moe Lane

By: justme

justme — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:49:25 +0000

Yeah, I recognized Teh finGAHs.
I’ll sniff around the outhouse seat on flickr and see what I find.

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:31:07 +0000

I can’t seem to find the original shitter pic, though. I can fudge something, I’m sure. I can’t seem to find the original shitter pic, though. I can fudge something, I’m sure.

Search for “outhouse seat” on flickr, title is “Sears Awaits”. I’d rather there not be a link coming right from here because the image is copyrighted, so I’m a horrible thief for using it, and I definitely can’t recommend that you download it and make a hilarious animation out of it, wink wink.

The hand is, of course, God’s own from The Creation of Adam.

By: justme

justme — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:34:09 +0000

Geez Gilchrist, animate that.

Beyond my talents, sadly.

I may have to take a, er, poke at that a bit later. I can’t seem to find the original shitter pic, though. I can fudge something, I’m sure.

But her sense of taste is such that she’ll distinguish with her tongue
The subtleties a spectrograph would miss.

And announce her decision
While demanding her reward
The jellyfish kiss.

By: Quaker in a Basement

Quaker in a Basement — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:12:39 +0000

Nearly 300 comments and only one mention of Shemp? Good God, people!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:44:22 +0000

I took it to be Rush Limbaugh.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:36:40 +0000

Proof of non-nymjackdom .

Awww, such a cute picture of Trig. Or Tripp. Or Saws-All. Or Trigger.

Whatever.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:07:43 +0000

She can solve any crime. If they had just brought her a cinder from the fire, she would have sniffed it

But her sense of taste is such that she’ll distinguish with her tongue
The subtleties a spectrograph would miss.

By: der svedish chef

der svedish chef — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:58:47 +0000

REDRESS MY BOAST, LEEBS!

By: der svedish chef

der svedish chef — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:56:38 +0000

He-a ves a herd-heeded mun
He-a ves tutelly luethsume-a, und she-a ves sooperffeecielly pretty
She-a held heem up, und he-a held her fur runsum in zee heert
ooff zee culd, culd ceety
He-a hed a nesty repooteshun es a crooel doode-a
Zeey seeed he-a ves roothless, zeey seeed he-a ves croode-a
Zeey hed oone-a theeng in cummun, zeey vere-a
guud in bed
She-a’d sey, ‘Fester, fester. Zee leeghts ere-a toorneen’ red.”
Leeffe-a in zee fest lune-a
Soorely meke-a yuoo luse-a yuoor meend, mm
Ere-a yuoo veet me-a su fer?

Ieger fur ecshun und hut fur zee geme-a
Zee cumeeng ettrecshun, zee drup ooff a neme-a
Zeey knoo ell zee reeght peuple-a, zeey tuuk
ell zee reeght peells
Zeey throo ooootregeuoos perteees, zeey peeed heefenly beells
Zeere-a vere-a leenes oon zee murrur, leenes oon her fece-a
She-a pretended nut tu nuteece-a, she-a ves cooght up
in zee rece-a

Oooot ifery ifeneeng, unteel it ves leeght
He-a ves tuu tured tu meke-a it, she-a ves tuu tured
tu feeght ebuoot it

Leeffe-a in zee fest lune-a
Soorely meke-a yuoo luse-a yuoor meend
Leeffe-a in zee fest lune-a, iferytheeng ell zee teeme-a
Leeffe-a in zee fest lune-a, uh hooh
Blooeen’ und boorneen’, bleended by thurst
Zeey deedn’t see-a zee stup seegn,
tuuk a toorn fur zee vurse-a

She-a seeed, “Leestee, beby. Yuoo cun heer zee ingeene-a
reeng. Ve-a’fe-a beee up und doon thees heeghvey;
hefee’t seee a guddem theeng.”
He-a seeed, “Cell zee ductur. I theenk I’m gunna cresh.”
“Zee ductur sey he-a’s cumeen’, boot yuoo gutta pey heem cesh.”
Zeey vent roosheen’ doon thet freooey,
messed eruoond und gut lust
Zeey deedn’t cere-a zeey vere-a joost dyeen’ tu get ooffff
Und it ves leeffe-a in zee fest lune-a
Leeffe-a in zee fest lune-a

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:53:14 +0000

Shaggy sassenach sees self
Sassenach? [Dons Cameron-of-Erracht-tartan kilt]. Consider yourself insulted in authentic gaelic.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:44:39 +0000

Was his family name originally Ron, Rons, or Rans, by any chance?

Moe “Lane” sounds like a fakeronym to me and it’s not hard to see why he’d want to do that.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:42:55 +0000

Proof of non-nymjackdom .

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:29:36 +0000

Snip snip snip, sussurus sounds – PENIS.

Much obliged, Dragon-King Wangchuck.

By: RUGGED IN MONTANA

RUGGED IN MONTANA — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:25:23 +0000

YOU DEMONCRAPS BURNED DOWN THE ARYAN CHURCH OF WASSILLA AND NOW YOU’VE FORCED MY BELOVED SARAH TO ABORT HER OFFICE IN THE SECOND TRIMESTER OF HER FIRST TERM!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SO-CALLED “COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM”, YOU BADGER-HUMPING LIE-BRALS???!!!???

By: Iesha Beverly-Weasel

Iesha Beverly-Weasel — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:05:05 +0000

Two things: one, it is entirely unnecessary to make me think about Ronald Reagan being sodomized by Al Capone; two, that is entirely unfair to Mr. Capone, since all he did was kill a few dozen people.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:54:04 +0000

“I guess LBJ is in Limbo?”

Didn’t think he’d be flexible enough to do that dance.

By: The Blart Amendment

The Blart Amendment — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:53:02 +0000

I’d just like to add: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Yank you very much!

By: Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:43:58 +0000

I guess LBJ is in Limbo?

Kinda puts the whole heaven/hell thing in perspective, don’t it?

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:41:57 +0000

“…I was under the impression that convents were occupied by those of the female persuasion.”

So are whorehouses. Don’t mean men and boys can’t visit ‘em.

By: Tofu Sushi

Tofu Sushi — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:36:12 +0000

I can place every recent American President in either heaven or hell except for LBJ. I don’t know if he rots in hell for Vietnam, or goes to heaven for the Civil Rights Act?

I guess LBJ is in Limbo?