We’re here for you, Sarah.

“Not a normal person” is a vast VAST understatement.

And how exactly do you know this, Papa?

BTW, my dream ticket for 2012 would be: Sarah Palin/Pam Geller. One christian, one jewish. Both women with a big set of cajonies!! :)

Can you imagine what the stump speeches from that duo would be like? Or what Pammycakes would be like once she gets her mitts on a couple ounces of that Wasilla-grade meth? Those two narcissists & dimwits would indeed be the ne plus ultra of the descent anti-intellectual, know-nothing wing of the formerly staid & sober GOP “We’re the Grown-up party” brand…

Then again, who cares. Nobody on the right wing would really pay attention to the words coming out of their mouths, fixating instead on the bouncing boobs. Seriously, maybe we should just use magic markers to draw red circles on pink balloons and run them for RNC chairman. It’d draw off enough of The St00pid vote so the party would fracture off the toxic wingnuts.

Well, good, someone already addressed this point, lins. Seriously, when you only appear in one thread, and then mention another thread you weren’t “there” for, you’re not doing your argument that your not a sockpuppet favors.

Nobody’s buying it, Smut. We all know your ad would read: “Wag desperately seeking tail.”

Brilliant

‘My problem with Libs is that I can’t stop calling them “libs”, even in the next comment after I denied I’m The Truth/The Authentic, you know, the only idiot here who ever used that contraction here.’

Want to bookmark something?

Bookmark this: there will be no Palin scandal or “other shoe” dropping.

Oh, I don’t need to actually bookmark it; You aren’t important enough or enraging enough to keep any record of you in my daily life. But you really don’t have a clue how the real world works, do you? Do you even know what a “Google Bomb” is? You just help me tie your own words here into the phrase “bookmark this”, so now when I do a quick google search for “Sadly No Bookmark This” it’ll most likely find both the above, and this classic;

It is not going to happen, liberals. Your echo chamber is reverberating now with your shouts of victory before you’ve won a single state. I almost feel badly for you, because when McCain wins, your astonishment will be overwhelming. I say “almost” because your ideology is nasty, anti-free speech, and absolutist, and every decent person will sigh in relief when it goes down to defeat once more.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Thus it took me about 1 minute then to write this entire post. And after helping me to have a quick laugh at you, I can now go on the rest of my fruitful day with an added spring in my step.

But you know, for the 1 minute I spend here thinking about you, I really feel sorry for your wasted life. It must be terrible to spend your entire life crippled by hate for a world you don’t understand, and you must shake every day as you realize you really don’t know anything about anything at all. See the above quote? You said that. You believed that. And you were wrong, wrong, wrong. And in a few days, maybe a few weeks at most, someone Sarah Palin has screwed over in that traditional Republican way will take their revenge, leak The Truth (ahahaha) and you’ll be reduced to an incoherent wreck once more as all you sacred cows implode in your face, and those “libs” you hate so much will be proven right again.

But then I remember how much you lie and hate and harass and curse and… I don’t really give a shit. So “Hahahaha” to you, wait for that other shoe Truthy, and now fuck off. I’ve got fun things to do in my life, so see ya. And here’s a Palin wink just for yoooou! ;-)

Let us not forget, we are grading on a curve here.

Translation: “if the median intelligence level of the U.S. was a lot lower, I’d have a better chance at the White House!”

Hey, that’s not fair. From what i can tell, Trig is the smartest member of the family. His IQ is way beyond his mother’s, at any rate (or grandmother, as the case may be).

In that case, her resignation makes her look even dumber.

So she will now disappear into obscurity and America will no longer have to put up with her inane jabbering? Excellent.

snicker.

Translation: “if the median intelligence level of the U.S. was a lot lower, I’d have a better chance at the White House!”

Bookmark this: there will be no Palin scandal or “other shoe” dropping.

I think this means she’s gearing up to be the AIP candidate for first president of an independent Alaska.

I like the way she gleefully talks about “not banging our head against the wall” in such a way that it sounds like she’s been banging her own head against a wall for the last few days. Whatever, lady. Will you please go away now?

Perhaps it would behoove you to get your information from other sources besides the Huffington Post and MSNBC, libs.