Comments on: It’s Just Like That Time Markos Begged Al-Qaeda To Nuke Us

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:57:10 +0000

This isn’t any different from when Michael Moore wished for “a thousand Fallujahs”.

No, no, no. That was ” a thousand FAJITAS.”

See, cuz he’s fat and all.

By: Dawg

Dawg — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:01:00 +0000

Scheuer and Beck are freaks, plain and simple. Anyone who would want that kind of horror visited on this country for any reason, but especially to make a political point, is a freak.

By: Pope Disturban the Vth

Pope Disturban the Vth — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:12:35 +0000

Why do Republicans hate America?

By: Old Man Muffaroo

Old Man Muffaroo — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:20:44 +0000

Well, yeah, but then Michael Moore was reading the newspapers, and he came to something about this guy, and he said, out loud, “A million Mogadishus? Is this guy serious?” and then if you ignore the last part of that and the question marks, he really said it, so bookmark that because it means that Beck is right and Wright is wrong and wrong is right and bleck is white.

By: b-psycho

b-psycho — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:52:20 +0000

Nicholas de Genova, an assistant professor at Columbia. THAT’s who yapped about “a million Mogadishus”. Not Michael Moore.

You’re welcome…

By: Djur

Djur — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:47:20 +0000

True story: I went a fairly long time without knowing who Glenn Beck was, and one day I decided to start reading Media Matters. One of the items was “Beck (says some sort of horrific thing).” For a brief, terrifying moment, I thought Beck Hansen had expanded from just being a lunatic scientologist to being a wingnut too.

By: s9

s9 — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:28:16 +0000

“… then please let it be San Francisco.”

Why does susyk want me dead? What did I ever do to him?

By: chimpevil

chimpevil — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:23:06 +0000

Damn people this thread was so freakin funny I nearly choked on my enchiladas! And oh by the way Glenn Beck isn’t qualified to lick the organic turd balls out of Michael Moore’s big, hairy ass. Also.

By: Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:27:41 +0000

Regarding Beck, I rather liked ODELAY

Soy un perdador
I’m a loser baby,
So why don’t you kill me?

By: Ezzthetic

Ezzthetic — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:58:26 +0000

both Beck and Scheuer have track records of being right far more often than not

I think that should read “have track records of being far right more often than not”.

By: Gundamhead

Gundamhead — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:10:42 +0000

Well these wingnuts are clearly pro terrorist (no “objectively” about it) so can we send them off to Gitmo for some enhanced interrogation yet? After all, freedom isn’t free and the constitution isn’t a suicide pact etc.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:38:44 +0000

Smut, man, ya beat me to the punch with the fuligin.

Dumbass Troll/Mr GOP

he’s been on the thread
and i’m tired of his “bookmark this”
he’s been with on the thread
And the Sadlies take the piss
afraid nobody around here
understands all his zingers
guess he’s only a pudboy
so excuse his fingers
he’s the dumbest troll
nowhere to go
exburban robot that nullifies reality
common stock
he loves to flog his cock
we shove the poles in the trolls
wait a minute
something’s wrong
he’s the man from the past
he’s here to supply us with a bookmark
a little self sacrifice
it’s just supply and demand
mr. freakin’ nazi mr. GOP
he’s an altruistic pervert
mr. GOP mr. friggin nazi
he’s here to spread some crap
wait a minute
something’s wrong
he’s a man with a plan
his finger is pointed at libruls
now we must sacrifice DC
that the country may live
ok we’ve got a lot to give
this troofie chucks a turd at you

A little inelegant, a little rushed…

By: a concerned citizen

a concerned citizen — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:00:55 +0000

You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Ah the Great Liberal Freakout. Just like the Great Liberal Cookout, except death is on the menu!!!!!!!

By: a concerned citizen

a concerned citizen — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:58:21 +0000

1 million Mogadishus = 1 femto-Fallujah = 1 yotto-Yugoslavia = 1 Chile-meter = 1 tera-War-on-Terra.

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:36:40 +0000

One has to wonder at the cold winds that persuaded Allah Pundit that mebbee it might be an idea to ratchet back teh crazee. Sadly the wind-up audience is, well, wound up.

By: MaineMan

MaineMan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:52:29 +0000

# Smut Clyde said,

July 2, 2009 at 22:18

Check out the blackest material ever created. And it’s not Obama’s soul!!!

“The hue fuligin, which is darker than black, admirably erases all folds, bunchings and gatherings so far as the eye is concerned…”

Next thing you know, Babs Bush will be painting her face with the stuff. And . . .

Well, there probably wouldn’t be much for anyone to say after that.

By: Da Bomb

Da Bomb — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:48:53 +0000

It’s cuz the President and his wife are black,

Because we have a blackity-black black leader, and a high fallutin’ congress filled with teh gay Barney Frank and that soon to be mexican Supreme Court LaRaza chanting Maria Sotomayor, our country is going to hell in a hand basket.

And it makes the old grumpy, crochety white men cry.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:18:35 +0000

Check out the blackest material ever created. And it’s not Obama’s soul!!!

“The hue fuligin, which is darker than black, admirably erases all folds, bunchings and gatherings so far as the eye is concerned…”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:12:08 +0000

But when you see the phrase I hate to say this, you can be assured somebody is about to have megadeath wished upon them.

America, bless her heart, but…

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:28:15 +0000

Here’s a suggestion for these nutjobs. They should rent a small highrise, move the sane people out and move themselves in, then notify the terrorists of their location and invite them to drive a plane through it.

Since it’s for the benefit of the country and their stern recommendation, they need to step up and volunteer to be the victims of the next attack.