Comments on: An Early Nomination for Chickenhawk of the Year

By: Albert

Albert — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:57:06 +0000

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By: Col Bat Guano

Col Bat Guano — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 15:51:52 +0000

Man, I hope if I have Santorum plastered all over my car it’s from a fun Saturday night!

By: Marq

Marq — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:48:04 +0000

Vespa, if you mad that “mouths, nostrils, and genitals,” you’d be talkin’!*

*Note for the humor-impaired out there, and that means you, But Laughter Traumatizes: the preceding was a joke.

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:57:25 +0000

Well, he didn’t say *where* to put the stickers. I for one think that much progress would be made if Santorum’s supporters put bumper stickers over their mouths and genitals.

Much progress indeed.

By: King Spirula

King Spirula — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:38:58 +0000

Actually, I’d like to stick a bumper on Santorum…fast and really hard. Oh come on guys, it’s not like I could do any brain damage to him!

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:34:18 +0000

Santorum?

Isn’t that Latin for “asshole”?

By: Lynnie

Lynnie — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:54:04 +0000

Maybe we could just stick him on a bumper of a hummer and send him to Iraq.

By: bill

bill — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:52:17 +0000

What if you don’t own a car? Should I slap a sticker on my bike? But it’s a tad cold, so mybe I should put one on the bus?

One of my friends suggested calling Santorum “The Bulldozer.” Why? because both are giant tools

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 01:52:16 +0000

That brings a tear to this old (young) drunk’s eye…
I kind of feel sorry for his kids though (in more ways than one).

By: A Texan in Bavaria

A Texan in Bavaria — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 18:24:20 +0000

You will all be pleased to know that there are otherwise politically-aware American 20-somethings who believe that “Santorum” is a really unfortunately last name for that particular senator from Pennsylvania, because they believe it is first and foremost the foul stuff Dan Savage decided to namesake.

Sweeeeeet!

By: buttermyself

buttermyself — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:16:49 +0000

I'm glad you guys can be witty about this one. I'm still in the "Stunned and appalled" phase. OK, I just now had time to follow the links and realize he's talking about a fucking Santorum sticker! Yeah, stunned and appalled sums it up perfectly.

By: Taube

Taube — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:59:04 +0000

Oh, and bonus patriotism points if you order one in camo!!

By: Taube

Taube — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:57:59 +0000

If putting a sticker on your car is patriotic, does that mean people with Truck Nutz are heroes? Can we get a medal for these fine citizens?

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:29:14 +0000

My Rep is Steve “Build a Wall on the Mexican Border!” King- after a few years under the stewardship of such a shameless man, you learn never to be shocked by one with the balls to say such an obscenely idiotic thing.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:27:24 +0000

I’m glad you guys can be witty about this one. I’m still in the “Stunned and appalled” phase.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:33:33 +0000

Quite a few, though it looks like Casey will take the seat for the Dems (though he’s pretty conservative for the party).

By: gordo

gordo — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:26:15 +0000

Mal de mer–

Thanks to you, I have snorted coffee through my nose and onto my keyboard. Please try to be less amusing in the future.

Is it true that there are really people in Pennsylvania who plan to vote for this cretin?

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:10:50 +0000

I’ve been wondering how I could sacrifice more for my country in this trying time of war. I believe I’ll put a sticker on the shell of my box turtle/husband.

By: Mal de mer

Mal de mer — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:41:44 +0000

Ok…ha ha ha and all that…making fun of an elected representative by using a vulgar term like santorum. For the benefit of us foreigners, though: which senator are you really referring to?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:47:48 +0000

Darn you, Brad! Darn you to Heck!