Comments on: Rooting for injuries

By: Northern Observer

Northern Observer — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:34:13 +0000

The bottom line is this: imagine you’re Steve Schmidt. Imagine that you’ve worked your ass off to make John McCain into a semi-legitimate candidate for the presidency. And then imagine that this twerp from the Weekly Standard comes along and convinces McCain to pick as his running mate a crazy, narcissistic wingnut who is well known for stabbing her allies in the back and whose sole qualification for the vice presidency has been eating a moose. How the hell would you feel?

You know when you put it that way it’s a bit of a wonder that Schmitt hasn’t become a proud member of the Democratic party.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:42:54 +0000

nanny satate laws.

What Tw00fiee (extra E) doesn’t realize is that NY actually has nanny satiate laws. Should a liberal libertine decide to have hawt sexxx with a nanny, it is illegal not to satisfy her. Of course, he would be against such a law, being completely unable to please (or even locate) a lover.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:10:27 +0000

Indeed. So one would think

By: An obscure NZ band

An obscure NZ band — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:06:12 +0000

Shark attack!

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:01:32 +0000

Or so one would think.

Candygram.

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:56:00 +0000

Here in the desert I’m relatively safe from shark attacks.

Or so one would think.

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:50:42 +0000

Home run, Brad. I also love Schmidt’s line on Quayle.

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:24:09 +0000

Being scared of a Palin presidential run is somewhere between ’shark attack’ and ‘lightning strike’ as far as plausibility goes.

True enough, but I don’t go stand under tall trees during rainstorms. Here in the desert I’m relatively safe from shark attacks.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:12:10 +0000

Being scared of a Palin presidential run is somewhere between ’shark attack’ and ‘lightning strike’ as far as plausibility goes.

And being from Florida, I’ve got much better odds on the first two.

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:32:59 +0000

It’s fun to watch Twewfie sputter old wingnut bullshit in response to the scorn justly heaped on his original assertion, that people are actually scared of a Palin presidential run instead of it being the best-case scenario for Democrats.

I am actually scared of a Palin presidential run – if she’s anywhere on the ticket, there is a possibility she’ll actually win. It might take major electoral shenanigans, or the U.S. public might just be stupid enough to do it for real. Better safe, I say.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:21:41 +0000

What with the being the same and all.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:05:23 +0000

Is this the same (putative adult) troll that has the hot stripper wife and talks to high-ranking career CIA guys at his barbecues?

That was The Fool.

I can see how you could mix them up.

By: Cap'n Fatback

Cap'n Fatback — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:49:18 +0000

And why should we listen to Schmidt? That morom couldn’t even manage to keep Indiana red. Fuck him.

“Morom”: the new “moran”!

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:41:32 +0000

April

Hey libs, ready to lose tonight in NY-20? The Great Republican Comeback of 2009-2012 starts tonight. You can take that one to the BANK, baby!

Troofie, or someone remarkably like him, likes to go into supervillain mode sometimes:

Ready to lose in NY-20 tonight? HAHA! Obama is already a failure. The Democrat Party can't even win in NY!!!! So much for the "stimulus" aka "porkulus" package. Looks like the Republicans were right to vote against it now that the Democrat in NY-20 is going down to likely defeat! LOSERS! Where's your Obamamessiah NOW!? HAHA! Posted by: Hey LIBS!

When will the Republicans start coming back, Troofie? Are you going to keep moving the goalposts, Troofie? Bookmark, this, GOP!

By: Honus

Honus — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:20:47 +0000

Is this the same (putative adult) troll that has the hot stripper wife and talks to high-ranking career CIA guys at his barbecues?

By: The Goddamn Batman Could Wind Up "Mr. GOP" All Day, Just Like A Pair Of Chattery Teeth

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:01:42 +0000

It's fun to watch Twewfie sputter old wingnut bullshit in response to the scorn justly heaped on his original assertion, that people are actually scared of a Palin presidential run instead of it being the best-case scenario for Democrats. He's like our own personal Shut Up, Little Man!

By: arakasi

arakasi — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:29:46 +0000

Mr. GOP said,

July 1, 2009 at 17:20

If by “jobs” you mean government work or welfare.

Troofie, why do you hate our troops?

By: Parody Troll

Parody Troll — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:11:01 +0000

Spending a year lurking anonymously on an Internet message board and insulting strangers is clearly the “adult” way to address important issues.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:10:29 +0000

Read Steve Sailer’s expose on Wright.

well, that me convinced…

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:39:36 +0000

The mere fact that Bachmann would be seen/heard in conjunction with a fuckstick like Alex Jones just pretty well says it all.

Oh, and she’s the one who predicted (as I recall) $4 a gallon gas if Obama got elected. Considering I just filled up for $2.39 per yesterday, her accuracy astounds.