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Me, myself and I are scheduled for a group therapy session.

Look, everyone! They’ve cast the New Three Stooges! But, which one is Larry?

Almost as nasty as pulling the plug on somebody else’s set because Bruce’s car had been broken into. Almost.

And this:
I love and have great respect for the constitution, and everything it represents, but the only way for us to perfectly adhere to the extremely high ideals of conservatism is through a divine encounter involving a miraculous act of redemption.
is one of the most unAmerican things I’ve ever heard. What you want for your country is for everyone in it to either think just like your or at least be compelled to act like they do. Many of us have such wishes for the world. When we’re 15.

Thank you very much for engaging in this conversation for so long. It has allowed me to ascertain for certain whether you are an irredeemable troll who will say anything at all to keep those treating with you in good faith on the hook or whether you are possessed of an intellect so juvenile as to assume your locally popular worldview is universally true.

Either way you are a font of unpatriotic and unAmerican sentiment. Whether or not you actually believe the things you say, what you advocate is moving the nation away from anything for which it ever once stood.

And which red letters reveal Christ’s plan for dominion over worldly governments this side of the Rapture? You see a benefit in more born-again in the country? Work on it from your church, not from the state house.

(I have yet to see the humor in wishing we all catch communicable diseases and perish because we differ from you politically. I’m sure once that joke is deconstructed we’ll all shoot communion wine out of our noses. Do you realize how much of a weenie you make of yourself when you backtrack every time you’re called on this eliminationism? You’ll do anything at all to avoid the perception of hate coming from your hateful rhetoric. everything, that is, except refraining from postin it in the first place. Real sincerity there.)

You first.

“That is the worst dodge I’ve ever seen.”

Well, you obviously never set your eyes on the first vehicle I owned as a poor, struggling college student.

“Your Core Conservative Values aren’t even American.”

I’m sorry, GoatBoy, but the story of Adam and Eve is as American as apple pie and baseball. True, it is not ours exclusively, but it certainly has been collosal in its impact on American culture.

“Constitution be damned, the only measure of our nations success and morality is whether every citizen has yet been washed in the blood?”

I love and have great respect for the constitution, and everything it represents, but the only way for us to perfectly adhere to the extremely high ideals of conservatism is through a divine encounter involving a miraculous act of redemption.

My statement about wiping out all vestiges of liberalism from the planet, as I’ve noted before, was a tongue-in-cheek statement, but in the process, I may have put my foot in my mouth. If any of you out there are offended by that comment, I sincerely apologize. I’ll agree that Jesus stood up for some causes that many on the left at least give lip services to (some admittedly go well beyond lip service), and I don’t believe in throwing out the baby with the bathwater, or condemning liberals, for lifestyles that, in many cases, may be morally superior to that of my own.

I suggest we take the best of conservatism, and the best of liberalism, abandon the divisive rhetoric, and try to make this a better world.

But quite a bit like Paul. And Muhammed, for that matter.

So you want America to be Eden? That’s what passes for rational political thought over at your place huh? Or maybe you realized (or understood all along) that any age for which you were nostalgic had as many (and often more) problems, both social and moral, as we have today. You’re either deluded or deceitful.

If you’re not going to treat with us in good faith then please spare us the description of your hyperbolic psychic wounds when you are treated in kind.

It began in the Garden of Eden, with Adam and Eve. It ended when each of them capitulated under the temptation of the serpent, taking a bite of the forbidden fruit.

BTW, no pun intended with the use of the term “core.”

Questions above. Answers ever?

As for your recommendation that I see a psychiatrist, will a psychologist do? I assumed so, and scheduled an appointment for myself with myself next Thursday at 9 am. I’m the only psychologist I trust with problems as big as mine. Will group therapy do? I hope so. Me, myself and I are scheduled for a group therapy session.

“I would let you folks wipe yourselves out by using and promoting the use of sex for every purpose imaginable, except for the purpose of reproduction.”

BLT, and I mean this sincerely, go see a psychiatrist, ASAP.

Ironically or as a joke, as in “Was he speaking with tongue in cheek when he said Sally should run for president?” This term probably alludes to the facial expression produced by poking one’s tongue in one’s cheek, perhaps to suppress a smile.
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See Joking. And what a knee slapper it was! “Exterminate the vermin” sure does seem a popular punchline among those conservatives with tongues in cheeks. Odd, that.

Questions above. Answers ever?