If Roger Simon Thought Mark Sanford Coverage Was Distracting …
Posted on June 26th, 2009 by D. Aristophanes
… wait ’til the Hat Stand gets a load of the Jacko storm that’s headed our way.
Since Simon’s theory seems to be that Iran’s Green Revolution is magically powered by Americans watching coverage of it on TV, the protesters might as well just fold up their uprising and go home. We expect Thriller to be the soundtrack for the rest of the week.
Today we mourn the passing of someone who was responsible for the sexual awakening of countless young boys.
What? Of course I mean Farrah. What the hell did you think I meant?
Today we mourn the passing of someone who was responsible for the sexual awakening of countless young boys.
Mark Foley croaked?
Mark Foley croaked?
Yes. He croaked, “Kiss me, little boy, and I’ll turn back into a handsome prince!”
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
June 26, 2009 at 1:33
Roger L. Simon would write that Michael Jackson, being a librul Obamessiahbot, died to keep ‘Murka’s eyes off the heroic struggles of the Iranian Freedom Strugglers (TM).
And, of course, his take on the death of Farrah (sic) would also have an Iranian focus.
Note time- eerie man. I was also creeped out by seeing the Pulp video link on Eschaton, in light of this. I think I shall have to go out drinking tonight.
That being noted, maybe Simon could portray Michael Jackson as a martyr for the cause of Iranian freedom by nominating “Wanna be Starting Something” as the official song of the Revolution.
Cardiac arrest, child-molestation arrest, what’s the difference?
The wingnuts will make hay out of this somehow. I’m genuinely interested in how.
The wingnuts will make hay out of this somehow. I’m genuinely interested in how.
They’ll probably claim that the beloved child star of the 70s and the chart-busting superstar of the 80s was driven to become the reclusive, boy-loving “Wacko Jacko” of the 90s and oughts by TEH CLENIS.
Ruh roh… the eeriness is ramped up even more:
Top result, Yahoo search for The Clenis– please note picture.
I’ll be hiding under the bed.
Simon’s theory is yet another example of how wingnuts are narcissistic children who have yet to fully grasp the boundaries of ‘self.’ The idea that Iran’s protests may continue (or not) regardless of the American position is as alien to the wingnut mind as the concept of other people thinking differently is alien to a one year old. Neither have the mental development to comprehend that they are a component of the world rather than its entirety.
What, no love for me? I’m even younger than Michael, and I’m as good as dead!
The kid is not my son.
Note: Andrew Breitbart on camera to nearly nobody RIGHT NOW in some kinda troopathon.
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/06/25/live-troopathon-webcast-1pm-9pm-pst/
“We are sending them a hug in a box.”
Maybe not the most appropriate choice of words.
What, no love for me? I’m even younger than Michael, and I’m as good as dead!
Heh. My career died before yours ever started.
I’ve directed special effects that were more lifelike.
If not for California’s repeal of their inheritance tax, Jacko’s estate could have kept the state from going bankrupt.
For a few days, maybe.
The wingnuts should be toasting their good fortune.
The kid is not my son.
Creepy as Wack Jacko was, Billie Jean is a classic.
Creepy as Wack Jacko was, Billie Jean is a classic.
If only for beating Bobby Riggs.
The kid is my son’s son, he just ain’t in the will.
Billie Buckley is not my lover.
I blame it all on Hezbollah. The woman in Buenos Aires was a Hezbollah operative. Don’t forget their western base is in the tri-state or is that tri-border area. The cancer cells in FFM’s bum were a squad of Hezbollah suiciders in training. MJ’s heart attack was induced by the Proteus after it was hijacked by Hezbollah in Elliott Abram’s brain where it was deployed looking for EA’s last little piece of grey matter..
Speaking of douches, there’s a new columnist at Big Holly:
Gary Grahm: Because They Serve
Hope this bozo is better than that retired hack Gary Graham.
Thank God, two big distractions! Not that I think people need any distractions right now.
What?
Thank god for sports on TV, is all I can say, or I might have forgotten about Iran.