Comments on: Freud, Much?

By: The Sun Hates Your Haircut

The Sun Hates Your Haircut — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:39:22 +0000

Mark Sanford is poised to be the Gary Condit of 2009.

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:30:13 +0000

FUCKBUM IS THEFT

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:49:25 +0000

Edere Non Potest Unum.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:26:24 +0000

E Pluribus FUCKBUM.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:40:37 +0000

A friend at UCLA says there are choppers in the air…

Oh? Did your friend mention what color they are?

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:33:37 +0000

Roger L. Simon would write that Michael Jackson, being a librul Obamessiahbot, died to keep 'Murka's eyes off the heroic struggles of the Iranian Freedom Strugglers (TM). And, of course, his take on the death of Farrah (sic) would also have an Iranian focus.

By: Debbie Schlussel

Debbie Schlussel — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:30:55 +0000

MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PURVEYOR OF FILTH THAT TRIED TO INFILTRATE THE WHITE RACE, JUST LIKE THOSE DEARBORN MUZZIES

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:22:41 +0000

Anxiously awaiting Debbie Schnozzle’s take on Michael Jackson. If she could turn Farrah Fawcett’s death into an “arm yourself like Farrah, against the moral decay Farrah caused” screed, what will she do w/ MJ?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:18:29 +0000

What’s the word for the close opposite of starfucking?

Envy.

By: The Cat

The Cat — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:10:58 +0000

What's the word for the close opposite of starfucking? The incessant shitting upon Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and the rest has always annoyed me a little. It goes way beyond "oh look at the funny celebrity screwup" and into creepy moral self-gratification, and that's without delving into the comments section of TMZ, etc. Cable news judy loves to drive and indulge in that crap. Bah. Whatever. I like the other Michael Jackson, who died not too long ago.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:09:50 +0000

DO YOU WANT TO BE STARTING SOMETHING?

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:08:37 +0000

I heard Jackson died of food poisoning. It can be pretty dangerous to eat 12-year-old meat.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:04:15 +0000

I really have to stop doing this.

To quote Mark Sanford, “No, don’t stop, keep on doing that.”

I don’t know what libation to pour on Farrah’s grave (Wella Balsam shampoo?), but Jesus Juice will do for Michael Jackson.

Q: How is Michael Jackson like Sears?
A: Both have boys’ underwear half off.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:59:57 +0000

For the warbloggers: E pluribus uniform.

By: Danny Mason Keener

Danny Mason Keener — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:56:55 +0000

The dimwitted reporter on CNN keeps cracking up and snickering or outright giggling while interviewing people milling around, who are also mostly snickering and giggling or mugging for the cameras. I’m indifferent toward Jackson, but it’s kind of weird to see such a festive, carnival atmosphere surrounding a death.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:52:00 +0000

If I’d just seen the photos without reading the headlines, I would have assumed that Courtney Cox had died.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:49:41 +0000

E Pluribus Venom? I really have to stop doing this.

By: Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:48:59 +0000

“I’m forever blowing Bubbles …”

Good, I’m not the only asshole with sick jokes on his mind.

How did Michael Jackson spend his honeymoon?

Little Boy Blew.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:48:04 +0000

Or how about E Pluribus Onan? Oh, the guilt…

By: Michael Jackson's aides

Michael Jackson's aides — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:48:03 +0000

Not dead. Still hiking.