Comments on: Still Fapping After All These Years

By: Mrs Tilton

Mrs Tilton — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:50:02 +0000

ZOMG!!!!!111! Pejman is Bat Boy!!!

By: Spalpeen Hammer

Spalpeen Hammer — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:11:31 +0000

That’s Pejman? Wow. Haven’t seen him since the original Hills Have Eyes.

By: J Edgar

J Edgar — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:43:23 +0000

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

I don’t know Freidrich Hayek from a hole in the ground, but five minutes of digging has convinced me that I know him better than Reynolds.

—-

I know enough about Hayek to know that you nailed it. My favorite is the PBS series of the 1980s about economics, mostly Chicago School. The Hoover sucker recounts some experiences with Hayek in California (Hooverboy botched up a trip to wine country, which is hard to do, even when drunk). In the end, Hayek returns to Austria for the rest of his life, allegedly because he doesn’t like the “informal” atmosphere in the USA. There’s not even a tiny acknowledgement that the great one rejects anything about America. Maybe he mistook boyish gazongas talk for “informality”.

By: Cagney & Lacey

Cagney & Lacey — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:43:22 +0000

I’m glad somebody else loves the expression “tongue-jacking his shitbox” as much as I do. It would be really cool to get it transcribed into Japanese for a shirt. But unfortunately it’s too colloquial to make the jump.

By: No Time Like The Presentiment

No Time Like The Presentiment — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:39:13 +0000

Excuse me, that picture is Jason from Friday the 13th (the original) before he became a huge guy with a hockey mask. See also here:
http://www.jason-voorhees.info/jasonvoorhees2pic.jpg

I’m all for good fun, but let’s not play fast and loose with the pants. The facts, sorry.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:10:24 +0000

Hell, with the scoliosis the Muir women have as-drawn, he could easily fondle her “gazongas” while she’s “tongue-jacking his shitbox.” Dream on, Perfesser Roboto.

By: liberalrob

liberalrob — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:38:29 +0000

For those of you afraid to click through and see what the “libertarian fantasy” is , it’s just a panel from a Chris Muir cartoon with a “hot redheaded chick” on it (and if those qualify as “big gazongas,” the Perfesser has led a VERY sheltered life- Letha Weapons she ain’t).

So apparently, the libertarian fantasy is a badly-drawn cartoon. Sounds about right.

By: Old Man Muffaroo [née Kip W]

Old Man Muffaroo [née Kip W] — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:18:57 +0000

Rather than explain quotey goodness here, I’ll suggest googling “HTML cheat sheet.” I understand Word Press will send Michelle Malkin after you if you use ‘blink.’

By: Grampaw

Grampaw — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:06:26 +0000

“Just think if Friedrich Hayek had been a sexy dame with big gazongas . . . “

…then people like Dr. Old & Co. would never have taken Hayek’s ideas seriously.

Never would have been published, I’ll bet; when Hayek’s career was getting off the ground, our ladies were supposed to be putting down the rivet guns and raising children, not worrying their pretty heads with figures.

By: polyorchnid octopunch

polyorchnid octopunch — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:55:54 +0000

Encrustation… nasty.

Spots on the monitor… nastier.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:42:00 +0000

I’m Aimee Deep But You Can Call Me Aimster

You look more like Haimee Deep. Who does your teeth, Marilyn Quayle????

By: OneMadClown

OneMadClown — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:14:07 +0000

Just think if Friedrich Hayek had been a sexy dame with big gazongas .

Or had been named Busty St. Claire, or Chesty LaRue. I noticed that this was a link to good ol’ Stacy McCain. Lesson for all the parents out there — give your son a girl’s name, and he’ll spend the rest of his life embarassing you, trying to convince the rest of the world how butch he really is.

By: kiki

kiki — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:30:45 +0000

“John Deep” – best male pornstar name evar.

By: he flips

he flips — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:15:37 +0000

…sexy dame with big gazongas…

That’s the ticket bud. And she’s got some keen gams a chassis that’s the cat’s pajamas.

By: Enraged Bull Limpet

Enraged Bull Limpet — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:22:34 +0000

Click through, I dare you

This is one of the relatively rare instances in which Momma’s teachings fully stuck:

“If Joe Wishworthy ate a live tarantula, would you do that too?”

–Nuh-uh. Thanks, Mom!

By: The Root of All Evil

The Root of All Evil — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:12:40 +0000

Friedrich Hayek? How about some SALMA HAYEK STIMULUZ?!!

By: jim

jim — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:27:56 +0000

OKAY, THERE’S NO POINT MY EVER WRITING ANOTHER WORD.

Quoted for truth, dammit!

Instapundit = libido headshot.

By: Till

Till — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:24:17 +0000

Eh, it can be hard to judge sometimes. She of the defunct blog looks younger than Carrie 22-going-on-45 Prejean.

By: Lykurgus

Lykurgus — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:50:49 +0000

If this object of their latest fapping frenzy is in fact 17… she’s had a VERY hard life.

By: sjelly

sjelly — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:46:41 +0000

“Goldfinger said,

June 25, 2009 at 6:22

…you don’t REALLY expect me to click on those links to the fetid sewers of crazy, do you?

No, Mr. Bond … we expect you to DIE!”

I don’t know how to do that quotey stuff you all do, but Goldfinger, you made me laugh. Thank you.