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Still Fapping After All These Years
From the same treasure trove as below:
GLENN GETS HOT CHICKS And I do mean hot. And judging by her writing, she is really quite smart too. Hey, I support the right to bear arms. As well as the right to arm bears. I have bare arms as I type these words, and my right is rather fetching, if I do say so myself. A teenage fan would be greatly appreciated.
posted by Pejman at 8/31/2002 04:16:00 PM
That last sentence is especially creepy. Anyway, here’s Perfesser Corncob’s post:
August 31, 2002
OKAY, THERE’S NO POINT MY EVER WRITING ANOTHER WORD. Not when I’ve written a law review article that has, apparently, induced fits of teen ecstasy. . . .
Well, with a little help.
posted at 11:48 AM by Glenn Reynolds
Links to their masturbatory fodder are broken, but here’s the original site.
Perfesser Corncob a few days ago (click through, I dare you):
June 16, 2009
A LIBERTARIAN FANTASY: “Just think if Friedrich Hayek had been a sexy dame with big gazongas . . . “
Posted at by Glenn Reynolds at 9:30 am
And if she had a fully loaded Heckler & Koch semi-auto and a few cybernetic implants, no sock in glibertarian America would be safe from encrustation.
Tintin adds: For added creep factor, particularly given Pejman’s claim that his bare right arm is rather fetching, here’s a rare photo of Pejman. Seriously.
Spalpeen Hammer said,
June 25, 2009 at 5:38
She was 17 then? Isn’t that more Derb’s turf?
Henry Lewis said,
June 25, 2009 at 5:44
glibertarian America
Someone’s buying up all the land just south of Galt’s Gulch. People are saying it’s going to be a theme park.
Nom de Plume said,
June 25, 2009 at 5:51
no sock in glibertarian America would be safe from encrustation.
Whatever happened to Kleenex™?
Old Man Muffaroo [née Kip W] said,
June 25, 2009 at 5:51
So much for my outdated ideas of imagination being a boundless wonderland. From the above evidence, imagination sucks.
Gundamhead said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:01
Why hasn’t Glenn and Pejman and the rest of them gone Galt yet? I thought the Libertarians were going to bring the Liberal Fascist leviathan to it’s knees by not blogging anymore. What’s taking so long?
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:04
Eeeewwww. It’s enough to make a guy stop yelling PENIS for no reason at all.
sjelly said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:06
Have lurked for ages and I’m coming out to say, you don’t REALLY expect me to click on those links to the fetid sewers of crazy, do you?
Goldfinger said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:22
…you don’t REALLY expect me to click on those links to the fetid sewers of crazy, do you?
No, Mr. Bond … we expect you to DIE!
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:23
PENIS.
Darth Revan said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:24
Whatever happened to Kleenex™?
KLEENEX IS THEFT!
Goseph Gerbils said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:27
After reading that, I feel dirty in a way that actual masturbation has never made me feel.
I hate you all.
M. Bouffant said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:32
At least my Internet obsessions & fixations are age-appropriate.Huh? Oh, uh, I said, “Sickening old cradle-robbing perverts. I’ll bet that Perfesser Glenn feller likes to make his wife dress up like Michelle Malkin dressed up like a cheer-leader.”
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:56
Sickening old cradle-robbing perverts. I’ll bet that Perfesser Glenn feller likes to make his wife dress up like Michelle Malkin
dressed up like a cheer-leader.I’ll bet that Perfesser Glenn feller likes to make his wife dress up like Michelle Malkin and he gets off when she stalks disabled 12 year olds.
Euripides said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:00
Just think if Friedrich Hayek actually knew what the fuck he was talking about and wasn’t a fascist and actually said something that wasn’t in the service of the powerful and didn’t inspire crypto-fascist-pederasts-with-stupid-fucking-robot-fantasies-who-pretent-to-be-against-the-state-while-working-for-it-and-being-a-’parasite’-in-his-own-stupid-’philosophy’-but-being-either-too-fucking-stupid-to-notice-or-desperately-hoping-that-no-one-else-will-notice-because-then-they-would-just-laugh-at-him-instead-of-pretending-that-he-is-some-kind-of-decendent-of-the-fucking-oracle-of-delphi?
he flips said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:01
Fixxored:
anthony said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:02
My Ideal Woman by Gareth Keenan
If I could build my perfect woman (like in the film Weird Science) it would have:
Legs : Cameron Diaz
Arse : Kylie Minogue
Stomach : Britney Spears
Breasts : Jordan
Face : Jennifer Lopez
Brain : Winston Churchill
Jeff Fecke said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:03
And yet Glenn Reynolds is married to Dr. Mrs. Ole Perfesser, who while reasonably attractive physically, has a soul made entirely of curdled sour cream, which is why she spends most of her time desperately trying to throw everyone with an XX 23rd gene pair under the bus.
Of course, she’s married to Glenn Reynolds, so that explains some of it.
Jeff Fecke said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:04
Breasts : Jordan
Michael Jordan was a great basketball player, but his breasts really weren’t that impressive.
Euripides said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:09
Mock not the Gareth Keenan for he was/is in the Territorial Army.
Instead hide his stapler in the jelly.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:25
re: Friedrich Hayek
I don’t know Freidrich Hayek from a hole in the ground, but five minutes of digging has convinced me that I know him better than Reynolds.
sjelly said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:46
“Goldfinger said,
June 25, 2009 at 6:22
…you don’t REALLY expect me to click on those links to the fetid sewers of crazy, do you?
No, Mr. Bond … we expect you to DIE!”
I don’t know how to do that quotey stuff you all do, but Goldfinger, you made me laugh. Thank you.
Lykurgus said,
June 25, 2009 at 7:50
If this object of their latest fapping frenzy is in fact 17… she’s had a VERY hard life.
Till said,
June 25, 2009 at 8:24
Eh, it can be hard to judge sometimes. She of the defunct blog looks younger than Carrie 22-going-on-45 Prejean.
jim said,
June 25, 2009 at 8:27
Quoted for truth, dammit!
Instapundit = libido headshot.
The Root of All Evil said,
June 25, 2009 at 9:12
Friedrich Hayek? How about some SALMA HAYEK STIMULUZ?!!
Enraged Bull Limpet said,
June 25, 2009 at 9:22
Click through, I dare you
This is one of the relatively rare instances in which Momma’s teachings fully stuck:
“If Joe Wishworthy ate a live tarantula, would you do that too?”
–Nuh-uh. Thanks, Mom!
he flips said,
June 25, 2009 at 10:15
That’s the ticket bud. And she’s got some keen gams a chassis that’s the cat’s pajamas.
kiki said,
June 25, 2009 at 10:30
“John Deep” – best male pornstar name evar.
OneMadClown said,
June 25, 2009 at 13:14
Just think if Friedrich Hayek had been a sexy dame with big gazongas .
Or had been named Busty St. Claire, or Chesty LaRue. I noticed that this was a link to good ol’ Stacy McCain. Lesson for all the parents out there — give your son a girl’s name, and he’ll spend the rest of his life embarassing you, trying to convince the rest of the world how butch he really is.
actor212 said,
June 25, 2009 at 14:42
I’m Aimee Deep But You Can Call Me Aimster
You look more like Haimee Deep. Who does your teeth, Marilyn Quayle????
polyorchnid octopunch said,
June 25, 2009 at 14:55
Encrustation… nasty.
Spots on the monitor… nastier.
Grampaw said,
June 25, 2009 at 16:06
…then people like Dr. Old & Co. would never have taken Hayek’s ideas seriously.
Never would have been published, I’ll bet; when Hayek’s career was getting off the ground, our ladies were supposed to be putting down the rivet guns and raising children, not worrying their pretty heads with figures.
Old Man Muffaroo [née Kip W] said,
June 25, 2009 at 16:18
Rather than explain quotey goodness here, I’ll suggest googling “HTML cheat sheet.” I understand Word Press will send Michelle Malkin after you if you use ‘blink.’
liberalrob said,
June 25, 2009 at 17:38
For those of you afraid to click through and see what the “libertarian fantasy” is , it’s just a panel from a Chris Muir cartoon with a “hot redheaded chick” on it (and if those qualify as “big gazongas,” the Perfesser has led a VERY sheltered life- Letha Weapons she ain’t).
So apparently, the libertarian fantasy is a badly-drawn cartoon. Sounds about right.
tigrismus said,
June 25, 2009 at 18:10
Hell, with the scoliosis the Muir women have as-drawn, he could easily fondle her “gazongas” while she’s “tongue-jacking his shitbox.” Dream on, Perfesser Roboto.
No Time Like The Presentiment said,
June 26, 2009 at 5:39
Excuse me, that picture is Jason from Friday the 13th (the original) before he became a huge guy with a hockey mask. See also here:
http://www.jason-voorhees.info/jasonvoorhees2pic.jpg
I’m all for good fun, but let’s not play fast and loose with the pants. The facts, sorry.
Cagney & Lacey said,
June 26, 2009 at 5:43
I’m glad somebody else loves the expression “tongue-jacking his shitbox” as much as I do. It would be really cool to get it transcribed into Japanese for a shirt. But unfortunately it’s too colloquial to make the jump.
J Edgar said,
June 26, 2009 at 5:43
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
I don’t know Freidrich Hayek from a hole in the ground, but five minutes of digging has convinced me that I know him better than Reynolds.
—-
I know enough about Hayek to know that you nailed it. My favorite is the PBS series of the 1980s about economics, mostly Chicago School. The Hoover sucker recounts some experiences with Hayek in California (Hooverboy botched up a trip to wine country, which is hard to do, even when drunk). In the end, Hayek returns to Austria for the rest of his life, allegedly because he doesn’t like the “informal” atmosphere in the USA. There’s not even a tiny acknowledgement that the great one rejects anything about America. Maybe he mistook boyish gazongas talk for “informality”.
Spalpeen Hammer said,
June 26, 2009 at 12:11
That’s Pejman? Wow. Haven’t seen him since the original Hills Have Eyes.
Mrs Tilton said,
June 26, 2009 at 17:50
ZOMG!!!!!111! Pejman is Bat Boy!!!