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And They Wonder Why No One Takes Internet Diplomas Seriously…
I just got a piece of spam offering on-line college diplomas. The subject heading reads, “Is your skills about to expired?”
I just got a piece of spam offering on-line college diplomas. The subject heading reads, “Is your skills about to expired?”
Shaquida Flonase Merengue said,
January 13, 2006 at 6:02
My skillz be hella expiridicadated.
ambidexterous_girl said,
January 13, 2006 at 6:23
Please tell me you aren’t serious…please?
Marsupial said,
January 13, 2006 at 6:40
But…but…. but where will all the fine, moral, upstanding, young conservatives go?? (Obviously not to Iraq.) Every time they try to go to a regular ‘liberal’ university they just get pelted with rocks and garbage…
Brad R. said,
January 13, 2006 at 6:53
Please tell me you aren’t serious…please?
I’m totally serious. Hey, no one ever accused spammers of being sophisticated…
The tECHIDNA said,
January 13, 2006 at 7:12
Aw, c’mon Brad…you’ll be a shoo-in at Hamburger University.
Andrew A. GIll, SLS said,
January 13, 2006 at 8:05
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
Honey said,
January 13, 2006 at 8:09
I got that one too.
Peter Bland said,
January 13, 2006 at 8:14
You think that’s bad? Check out the piece of spam His Rottiness received:
“Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm with Spermamax.”
Ick
Pazuzu's Petals said,
January 13, 2006 at 12:28
Oh ye of little faith! Check this out:
http://tinyurl.com/5a4x5
Pazuzu's Petals said,
January 13, 2006 at 12:31
Well, you get what you pay for. Check out this fine IT league school
http://tinyurl.com/5a4x5
Ralph said,
January 13, 2006 at 15:03
When I grow up, I wanna go to Bovine University!
Mark said,
January 13, 2006 at 15:36
You mean, no one takes them seriously?!? Ah man…. ten years down the drain.
Dan Someone said,
January 13, 2006 at 16:13
Brad, I think you have to take a good long look in the mirror and try to figure out if indeed your skills is about to expired. Because if it are, then the time would be now to did something about it.
Admiral Santa said,
January 13, 2006 at 16:26
My favorite spam of all time: Break down walls with your massive dick!
I expect a comic book about someone with just this power to be forthcoming shortly.
teh l4m3 said,
January 13, 2006 at 17:29
Admiral: I once dated a guy who could probably do that.
He wasn’t all that, tho’. Big dicks don’t include in the package: bearable personality, nonassholism, relatability.
Kathleen said,
January 13, 2006 at 18:42
My favorite spam of all time: Break down walls with your massive dick!
I expect a comic book about someone with just this power to be forthcoming shortly.
are they Evil walls? because there is a comic book coming out about The Sledgehammer of Justice!!!
oudemia said,
January 13, 2006 at 19:19
Fave spam line for me: Imagine lots of 48pt type and bright yellow and hot pink.
CONSANGUINITY IS NOTHING!!!
FUCKING IS EVERYTHING!!!
Marq said,
January 17, 2006 at 4:46
Combining this and the above post… “Is your grill skillz about to expired?” Yo!