Comments on: Mr. Some-imagine, meet Mr. Few-had

By: chefrad

chefrad — Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:20:23 +0000

The girls’ verdict was that Jonah had every quality of a dog, but loyalty.

By: Li'l Innocent

Li'l Innocent — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:22:30 +0000

Thing is, when you’ve got that large a female majority, the girls are fully capable of getting together and developing a mind-melded collective sneer about a guy.

Sure, going to an all-girl school can make nubile young women crazy – -

- – but not that crazy.

Former girls’ college attendee,
Li’l Innocent

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:20:01 +0000

I would think that someone with such weird mother issues wouldn’t be attending a school with a 30-1 female/male ratio.

I also see why Jonah took so much umbrage about Digby’s purporting definiton of becoming a man (fighting in a war or getting laid A LOT). see http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_01_08_digbysblog_archive.html#113691469969412456

By: Alexander Wolfe

Alexander Wolfe — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:19:31 +0000

Well, the important stat is the ratio of hot chicks to guys.

By: brian

brian — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:09:36 +0000

My first college had about a 1 to 2.5 ratio, so to achieve any kind of dating episodes at all, you had to be pretty aggressive and/or inventive to begin with.

30 to 1? I would have been friggin KING. Or at least Wilt Chamberlain.

Jonah’s a putz.

By: ambidextrous_girl

ambidextrous_girl — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:31:01 +0000

This hurt me. Why oh why did I click the link?

I liked this line in his column though, he’s clearly unaware of ‘alternative’ ways to read it:
“I think it’s a great book, and I truly would not say so if I thought otherwise.”

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:07:26 +0000

was not exactly the late-night Cinemax adventure some imagine

Thwartalicious! That tidbit tells us everything we need to know about why he chose Goucher, and that he left it a beaten man. So to speak.

By: DJ

DJ — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:44:20 +0000

The ratio could have been 60:1 and Jonah still wouldn’t have gotten any play.

By: One of Jonah's First

One of Jonah's First — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 23:54:37 +0000

It was the only sexual experience that I can honestly say smelled like yeasty rising sourdough.

By: norbizness

norbizness — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 23:53:08 +0000

There a joke about masturbating while eating Cheetos in that sexual history somewhere.

By: spencer

spencer — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 23:49:27 +0000

My alma mater had a 1.5-to-1 ratio, made all the sweeter by the knowledge that the ratio at our cross-state rival school was closer to 0.6-to-1.

Made it a bit more palatable when they beat us in football.

By: shingles

shingles — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 22:57:56 +0000

His attempts to pass himself off as the “Fifth Duke of Cleveland” didn’t help much.

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:00:32 +0000

Are pictures working yet? Can we post that pic of Jonah with Kennedy at that MTV thing

The answers are yes and no.

By: A Confessional Moment

A Confessional Moment — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:39:30 +0000

Finally I am jealous of Jonah for one single thing. But am I really? I have the feeling that I only want to be in the club where Jonah could not be a member, but something tells me that there are more clubs that would take a squishy layabout playboy than would take a human stick figure lowest form of nerd possible- the kind other nerds look down upon, the un-nerdly nerd. Why couldn’t I have been more nerdly! Or squishier? Or more layabout-ish?