Comments on: Andy Bartbleit’s Big Crazywood

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:26:47 +0000

Wittlesbach=Jagmeister.

By: Rhodo Zeb

Rhodo Zeb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:45:24 +0000

Mein Gott, they are still at it over there…

By: stogoe

stogoe — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:26:05 +0000

Hapsburg = absinthe.

Absinthe is damn good, as long as you import it. The ‘legal’ absinthe stuff might as well be Sambuca with green food coloring. Hell, it probably is. We used to import Czech Strong Absinthe in my college days.

My favorite drink nowadays is imported Scottish Mead. I could probably foodgasm just by the smell of it.

By: Twisted_Colour

Twisted_Colour — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:59:00 +0000

Republic if North Korea anyone?

There is no such place as the Republic of North Korea. North Korea’s official name is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK), which sounds exactly like the name a Republican would come up with.

By: islmfaoscist

islmfaoscist — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:46:25 +0000

Brunn was a friggin' Birther, Bleitblart. Also too:

Third, it’s somewhat apparent from Von Brunn’s writing that he did identify with the Republican Party on some basic partisan questions. He cheered conservatives for getting Dan Rather fired, believed Sarah Palin was unfairly hounded by the media, and so on. Indeed, if there’s anything surprising and disturbing about Von Brunn’s beliefs, it’s that he identifies more closely with the Republican Party than I would have thought a radical white supremacist would.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:34:36 +0000

All this discussion of Bourbons, but no love for the Romanovs or Hapsburgs

Romanov = cheap-&-nasty vodka.
Hapsburg = absinthe.

By: H. Rumbold, Master Barber

H. Rumbold, Master Barber — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:28:43 +0000

Y’know, the commentariat here recently has risen to a remarkable height of snarky PoMo obscure-referential bebop dada schadenfreude Joycean-stream-of-consciousness cacoethes scribendi with PENIS (and the posts don’t suck TOO much) that i wonder, just as a thought-experiment, what would happen if a bunch of commenters were to go over to a selected right-wing blog at an agreed-upon time and kind of flash mob. Of course you cats won’t herd, so it’s all hypothetical, but i wonder what the reaction would be.

By: I Cried My Heart Out For Want Of My Love

I Cried My Heart Out For Want Of My Love — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:22:18 +0000

To be fair, “fuckface crime against humanity” is a pretty good phrase.

By: Woody

Woody — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:36:16 +0000

we are not blaming Andy’s voicemail on you or anyone else who also drinks Jack and Diet, or Jack and Coke, or even just Jack, for that matter

Jack and Dr. Pepper? Jack and Nehi Orange? Jack and A&W?

With so many and so much good bourbon out there, why anyone would prefer Jack Daniels is beyond me, especially since they dialed it back from first 90, and then 86 proof…to the current and inoffensive 80…

By: Matt T.

Matt T. — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:05:02 +0000

If you want national fame, write a naughty post about Palin and/or her family and post it with an unforgivably disrespectful photo-shopped image of same. Then send her a link. I’m sure she’ll bring it to the attention of Fox News immediately.

But she never mentions her defenders, like Treacher. Notice that? His name wasn’t brought up by Letterman, either. Almost makes you feel sorry for the sap. All that work and energy, and his damsel in distress doesn’t even catch his eye.

By: Rhodo Zeb

Rhodo Zeb — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:12:43 +0000

Like that stupid bunny, they just keep going

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:59:01 +0000

I am objectively a manlier man than Brightfart, and I can prove it. I keep my Wild Turkey (none of that fake brown-label 80-proof stuff, either) in the freezer, because I like the report as of gunshots when I pour it over ice. If I did this, Brightfart would dive under the table while peeing his pants. QED.

By: Rhodo Zeb

Rhodo Zeb — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:53:52 +0000

Nope. They put out an action alert. There were some number of people involved.

Just a small number, is all.

Kinda the same problem they had on election day.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:45:29 +0000

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By: Steerpike

Steerpike — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:42:13 +0000

All. One. Guy.

Hey, it’s not like Todd was busy doing anything much else all day…

By: crid

crid — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:32:22 +0000

All. One. Guy.

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:28:42 +0000

Mixing with Diet does not make up for the fact that your whiskey of choice has as much sugar as a Mountain Dew. I demand a source for that slander! Watch out, or I'll sic George Bush's Beverage Police on your ass.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:26:05 +0000

Twoofie has been notably absent these past two days…

“YouTube awful.”

Well, how many of the YouTube commenters are foreign-language speakers? The Palinites are English-only advocates? You betcha!

This comment on that “Insider” site made me chuckle:

I agree; I only watched occasionally, but no more. We will have to switch to Bill O’Reilly- at least a little common sense is at play on his show!

You show ‘em, boycott the guy who made a stupid joke, the target of which was misidentified, and watch the actual sexual harasseur (in keeping with the Frenchiness).

By: Rhodo Zeb

Rhodo Zeb — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:02:41 +0000

I suspect it may all be the same commenter, though – the particular style of illiteracy seems very consistent.

Yes that may be right. Certainly could be one main commenter, at least.

Its still going…

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:58:54 +0000

“Murderois” only applies to the French wingers.

Careful with that! Invocation of Frenchness, especially implying that it could apply to wingnuts, might set them off.