Comments on: Das Ewige Musselman

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:52:50 +0000

Did someone say "Nigerian letters"? (designed by Hermann Zapf, so they look rather like Palatino).

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:21:23 +0000

Schlussel claims Palin sent her an email wishing her cancer

It’s just bad writing: she refers to them as “Sarah Palin emails” like they’re Nigerian letters or something.

Which, um, I guess…

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:16:39 +0000

This is worth a listen.

http://speakingoffaith.publicradio.org/programs/2009/torture/

By: Teh Troof of teh Matter

Teh Troof of teh Matter — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:09:58 +0000

You know, when Israel became a state didn’t a bunch of high-ranking British officers resign their commissions and join the Arab Legion? This proves that Muslims are to blame for Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!

Also someone mentioned Project Paperclip and the OSS. Anyone interested in signing up for Anschlussel’s commentariat and introducing them to anti-fascist researcher Dave Emory (spelled E-M-O-R-Y)? The exploding heads would totally be worth whatever spam lists she signs you up for.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:01:40 +0000

Man, I hate to be defending Sarah Palin, but what the hell? Schlussel claims Palin sent her an email wishing her cancer, but then stupidly links to the article, in which someone who likes Sarah Palin wishes her cancer. Presumably at Palin’s behest, though, in much the same way that white supremacists get their marching orders from a shadowy council of imams and mullahs as described in the Protocols of the Elders of Mecca.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:36:14 +0000

Muslims broke D. Sidhe’s italic tags!!

By: creatue

creatue — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:09:59 +0000

Lil’ Debbie still coming off as a stand-up bimbo comic. Thoroughly impressive, as usual. The nuttiness level just keeps on rising, no end in sight.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:48:04 +0000

I think the Freemason episode came on right after Nazi Astronauts on Mars

Possible.

The best part of that Freemason episode though? David Icke as an expert.

Fuck yeah! Cause when I think serious, well-researched television documentaries, I think the guy who believes Kris Kristofferson is a lizard.

By: roseyv

roseyv — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:35:20 +0000

OMG they shrunk the stretch pants too!!! IT”S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!

They’re everywhere! EVERYEHWHEREH!!!!!!

By: Uncle Ned

Uncle Ned — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:31:05 +0000

Does crazy Deb even recognize that the Nazis were about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times eviler than Teh Mooslims?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:22:17 +0000

Muslims ate the last of the chocolate. NOW WHAT?

Also, I’d like to remind Debbie’s “lone wolf” commenter that von Brunn was, in fact, a member of the same international society of believers in their own superiority as Debbie.

By: Candy

Candy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:09:12 +0000

MUSLIMS ARE MAKING EVERY DOG IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD BARK AT ONCE!11!!!1111 USING MAGIC CRESCENT RAY!11!!!111!

Just when you think Debster can’t get any more ridiculous. As I always say, she’s as mean as Coulter but with double the dumbassery.

By: roseyv

roseyv — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:58:50 +0000

MUSLIMS SHRUNK MY PANTS!!!

I can barely get the zipper up!!

By: slippy hussein toad

slippy hussein toad — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:05:02 +0000

@noen said,

June 11, 2009 at 5:34

Glen Beck Blames The Left
. . .
Maybe there is a better version out there?

Unfortunately there isn’t a better version of Glenn Beck out there. The only one available is the loudmouth imbecile.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:03:43 +0000

Whoops, wrnog threedle.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:03:19 +0000

Trefor Owen
President – The Morris Federation
Stonehenge, Salisbury Plains, UK

Sir,

Please be aware that several of your members are suffering from acute mental trauma. I have encountered many of such whom have informed me to “pull the other one, it’s get bells on”. Clearly, they are undergoing some form of phatom sensation, as this statement is made despite my not having pulled on anything…

By: ppcli

ppcli — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:45:51 +0000

Miz Debbie:
“For the record, at age 21, with all the odds against me and well-established, wealthy candidates running against me, I lost a race for the Michigan House of Representatives by just one vote (and actually, it turned out I’d won by three votes, but a sleazy judge, Edward Sosnick–who had a “relationship” with my opponent, Barbara Dobb, representing her when she was charged with stealing from her job at a carpet store–refused to recuse himself and decided to violate Michigan law and not count the votes).”

You mean we Michiganders could have had our very own Michelle Bachmann, (even batshit-crazier than the original)? Damn you Edward Sosnick! Damn you to hell!

By: Galt's Gulch Water Board

Galt's Gulch Water Board — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:32:01 +0000

They’ll Do Itler Every Time

By: Bill S

Bill S — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:04:26 +0000

Little Debbie Crabcakes never quite inspires any outrage for me anymore. She’s reached a critical-mass level of stupid that makes me come close to pitying her.
But then I get about a paragraph into something she’s written, and it passes. And I just have to stop reading, because life is too short to waste on her.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:54:02 +0000

Wheee! I couldn’t believe that the actual title of the post was crescent, er…intelligently designed like that. That’s some high-grade stupid.

Moreover, not only do White supremacists and neo-Nazis work with Muslims in many, many documented cases and investigations. But they are basically one and the same. The only difference is that one guy is named James and the other guy is named Ahmed.

I mean seriously, how can one argue with that? Muslim skinheads – Islamic Klansman – it’s so fucking obvious! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!