Comments on: Full metal wingnut

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:52:22 +0000

Lmao @ “full metal wingnut”. You guys are the bestest.

By: Dirty Deeds- Too Exciting for Troofus' Pants

Dirty Deeds- Too Exciting for Troofus' Pants — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:55:03 +0000

Any race a Democrat ever won is a fluke. Also, I am strongly in favor of forcing every business to only speak English, even though “radical, radical pro-abort policies” sounds like something that Hungarian guy from the Monty Python sketch would say. Pro-also.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:26:18 +0000

I missed Twoofie?

what a shame. not.

By: N.C.

N.C. — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:08:54 +0000

I love the fruity “Hmmmm?” version of Troofie. Whenever he types “Hmmmm?” I imagine him saying it with one hand rested on a sideways-thrusted hip, perhaps performing a swishy “whatever, girlfriend” flourish with the other. I'd just go ahead and imagine him as one half of Men on Politics. Democrats? hated it

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:40:44 +0000

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He started at June 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm at Juan Cole’s place.

And he’s still there.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:22:39 +0000

Roy's got one on the hook. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

By: N__B

N__B — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:40:11 +0000

Whenever he types “Hmmmm?” I imagine him saying it with one hand rested on a sideways-thrusted hip, perhaps performing a swishy “whatever, girlfriend” flourish with the other.

I’ve never imagined him any other way.

By: kiki

kiki — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:49:12 +0000

By: johnny cacahuates

johnny cacahuates — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:56:17 +0000

Why is dude standing next to the Dukes of Hazzard chick?

By: El Cid

El Cid — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:03:07 +0000

Oppress my toast, libs!

By: The Troof's Mom--Too Liberal For The Cool Guy In Her Basement

The Troof's Mom--Too Liberal For The Cool Guy In Her Basement — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:30:29 +0000

All this “prior precedent” and “facts” and “sense” don’t matter, because conservativism never fails, it can only be failed. Gingrich/Brown Catholic Guy or Alaska Lady 2012!

By: The Red Badger of Courage

The Red Badger of Courage — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:18:38 +0000

Ooh, county names. That’s the extra mile I expect my parody troll posts to go to. Anything to shove it ~~in the face~~ ~~down the throat~~ up the butt of the REAL Troofie.

By: Creigh Deeds--Too Liberal for Virginia

Creigh Deeds--Too Liberal for Virginia — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:14:07 +0000

All those races were flukes, Honos.

By: N.C.

N.C. — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:12:42 +0000

Ooh, county names. That’s the extra mile I expect my parody troll posts to go to.

By: The Red Badger of Courage

The Red Badger of Courage — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:11:06 +0000

Get ready for the inevitable:

Here is how it will go down in November. First, the results from Rockbridge and Tazewell Counties will come in, and they’ll be declared for McDonnell. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, victory can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Roanoke will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Norfolk, Richmond, and (much to your horror) Fairfax will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McDonnell governorship and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

By: Steerpike

Steerpike — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:07:22 +0000

Non-responsive answer, Your Honor, I move that the Troll’s remarks be stricken from the record. How about it, loozer, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Obama-hater’s club? C’mon, fess up–I’ll gladly cop to hating Bush’s shriveled black guts from the first time I had to watch his frat-boy smirk on TV.

By: N.C.

N.C. — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:06:34 +0000

I’m thinking Christie will probably win in NJ over Corzine, but I’m glad that Christie and not Steve “Spanish Billboard Hissy Fit” Lonegan won the nomination, because while Christie is a Republican, Lonegan is both a Republican and a total idiot.

By: You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig

You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:06:00 +0000

2. Will you now cop to a case of “Obama Derangement Syndrome”?

I have seen enough of the deranged wingnut replies on blog to know exactly how they respond to this charge of hypocrisy:

“Obama is an anti-American commie muzzie who isn’t even really the president because he wasn’t born in America so we can slander him as much as we want, and we won’t feel the slightest twinge of any guilt or hypocrisy at all”

Of course, in addition to the other 21,232,377 things concerning reality they are completely clueless about, their complete ignorance of their hypocrisy is what DEFINES hypocrisy.

By: Honus

Honus — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:04:04 +0000

Creigh Deeds- too liberal for the Virginia with two democratic senators.

By: Honus

Honus — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:00:21 +0000

Creigh Deeds- too liberal for the Virginia that Obama was the first democrat to carry since LBJ, (by 8 points) and the Virginia that threw out George Allen and Virgil Goode in favor of two guys who had never run for office before.
That’s the ultra-liberal Creigh Deeds who authored the Virginia Hunting and Fishing as a constitutional right amendment.
dumb troll