Comments on: One Slice Of Humble Pie, Sir, Topped With P-Whip?

By: Planet B

Planet B — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:31:44 +0000

after reading the original Playboy piece on one of those wingnut blogs, my reaction is only… that shit was hilarious.

of course wingnuts confuse hate-fucking and rape… why is that not surprising?

By: Andy Axel

Andy Axel — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:05:19 +0000

From Tommy's entry about a Kos twitter feud with Meghan McCain: I understand the egotistical impulse. I’m a bigger attention-whore than the spawn of a peacock and a firefly riding bareback on a blowfish, but there are issues that are bigger than my ego. Does his ego look fat in those pants? Also: pants.

By: Brautigan

Brautigan — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:47:17 +0000

2- Pants, pantsity PANTS-pants-pants, with a steaming pair of hot, buttered pants and a side-order of puh-puh-puh-PANTS-uh.

Anybody that uses the words “Ann Coulter” “hot babes” and “CPAC” in the same breath, has some really serious mommy issues.

Assuming mommy had an adams apple the size of a softball.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:51:08 +0000

Vegas CofC: Chamber of Commerce, although the difference between them & that other CofC is minuscule.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:53:49 +0000

so, why did he get fired??

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:12:47 +0000

Bro, I am fucking furious with the hatefuck list for cockblocking me so I’ll never get to hatefuck Michelle Malkin!

Erm.

I need a cold shower and my meds now.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:41:32 +0000

The reporter smiles, he thinks that Teh Liberal Media is his friend.
Now that’s entertainment.

This is why I love this place!

the Vegas CofC euphemization

Vegas Call of Cthulhu?

Would “encephalopodization” be their euphemism for “ingestion by a subaqueaous horror”?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:15:52 +0000

There are indications that my critics seem to be big poopyheads, but in fairness it’s difficult to go that far when I have gotten jelly into the keybiojur9upuyathh

UPDATE

Jelly problem fixed. Ramesh notes that “doodyheads” is a word that might be applied. Fair enough I suppose.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:10:45 +0000

I met Bullshit on the way -
He had a mask like Goldberg, J. -
Very smooth he looked, yet grim;
Seven mad clowns followed him.

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:06:38 +0000

And how does Jonah respond to critics who point out that he is an evil fuck who knowingly spews noxious lies to further the cause of his failed ideology?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:06:25 +0000

mouthing things that will get little clown treats thrown his way I should have known better than to ask Teh Great Gazoogle about "Clown treats".

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:35:08 +0000

Wow.

Go Jonah!

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:29:18 +0000

Jonah Goldberg On His Critics

Down, boy down! Someone get the hose!

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:18:57 +0000

Anyone w/ access to NatRevDig should look at this

Also featured on the cover in the current issue: "Jonah Goldberg On His Critics." That better be a long article.

in the current "print" edition, & report back immediately. The description at NR sez:

Obama’s Playbook, in Paperback — by Jonah Goldberg Liberal Fascism and its critics

By: Marco

Marco — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:10:14 +0000

Stalking used to be called dedication till the libruls got all scared.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:09:12 +0000

Stalking is love. It shows how much I care … uh, um.

Stalking is love if you have no body heat and sparkle in the sun.

By: Marco

Marco — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:08:52 +0000

Has Dennis “Shut it and spread ‘em, wifey” Prager commented on this horror inflicted upon conservative women yet?

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:08:41 +0000

Love the way you dismember fools with humor.

We tried it the other way but the cleanup afterwards was a pain in the ass.

By: ksec

ksec — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:04:55 +0000

Gad , I love this site. Ive been looking for this kind of site . Found it. Love the way you dismember fools with humor. Thats just awesome.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:03:12 +0000

islmfaoscist (is that new or have I just never noticed?) makes the queer constructionist in me a bit worried about continued allusions like the one above but whingnut-curious is teh funnay!

And since it’s already started, let’s continue: X-toph will go through some “treatment” and join the Ex-Liberal movement. I suspect the group will be named after an early chapter in one of Anne Coulter’s books or some equally ridiculous conservocanon.