Comments on: How they do stuff in other countries

By: G. Brown, UK

G. Brown, UK — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:28:47 +0000

“much-cooler “bro” ”
Inshidentally, I believe the way it’s said now is “bra”. Though why youngsters choose to address each other as items of underwear, I do not know. Ha ha.

By: G. Brown, UK

G. Brown, UK — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:21:10 +0000

“Hey Britain, if you send us David Cameron, we’ll gladly trade you Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney.”

Done.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:10:58 +0000

Sometimes I amaze myself.

Doesn’t sound like a particularly hard feat…

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:00:32 +0000

Pitiful mortals.

Now you’ve learned just how powerful and brilliant and cool my super-genius mind is. You punk bitchez are MINE! I have won every argument you bitchez have offered without even breaking a sweat! In fact, for most of this thread I’ve been fucking my hot stripper wife. Sometimes the phone rang, but it was only some CIA agent asking my advice about something relating to National Security.

I know that all you punk bitchez realize just how smart, powerful, and cool I am. Sometimes I amaze myself. I am just SO FUCKING COOL I just can’t get over myself!

By: Ridiculous Hypothetical

Ridiculous Hypothetical — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:48:17 +0000

The correct answer to me is the opposite of whatever you’re about to say it is.

I just BLEW YOUR MINDS

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:46:58 +0000

I call everybody “brother” except I pronounce it “broo-thuh.”

I only used brother because all the meanies at S,N! started mocking my constant use of the much-cooler “bro”.

I hope you understand just how cool “bro” is! I really want to use it! It makes me sound so cool! I think being cool is really, really brilliant and cool!

By: That Guy Desmond on Lost

That Guy Desmond on Lost — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:44:35 +0000

I call everybody “brother” except I pronounce it “broo-thuh.”

By: The Word Fool In The Dictionary

The Word Fool In The Dictionary — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:42:47 +0000

What are you talking about? The Fool has no purpose in life.

I beg to differ. We just got his picture in email, and he will look perfect in the next edition.

By: Neutral Observer

Neutral Observer — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:41:31 +0000

mama didn’t raise no slaves, brother

Doesn’t Hulk Hogan call everybody “brother”?

By: God

God — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:40:50 +0000

What are you talking about? The Fool has no purpose in life.

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:39:06 +0000

Are you clowns going to give the objectively correct answer to my ridiculous hypothetical or not? I can’t be here all day. I have a life, you know.

Obviously you aren’t the real Fool. As I illustrate, ALL I have to do is post here.

Damn all those hot strippers, CIA agents, poker games, and jobs-of-national-importance! They really cut into my real purpose, which is annoy a half dozen people on one of the 2,664,336 blogs that exist.

By: The Real Real Real Fool

The Real Real Real Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:33:38 +0000

Are you clowns going to give the objectively correct answer to my ridiculous hypothetical or not? I can’t be here all day. I have a life, you know.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:33:16 +0000

mama didn’t raise no slaves, brother

So she abandoned you to daddy?

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:31:48 +0000

mama didn’t raise no slaves, brother

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:30:47 +0000

Hey Fool?

Did your parents have any children that survived in captivity?

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:28:24 +0000

Yes, I did. He had written your name on a slip of paper and was trying to vote in the “Biggest Asshole-Dork On The Internet” polling.

But the ballot box was completely filled, and I saw that all the slips of paper said “The Fool” on them.

Ooh, good one. But you forgot the part about the jerk store.

Yikes! Painful comedy FAIL FAIL FAIL

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:27:42 +0000

You wanna play poker?

I don’t fuck little boys dressed in drag.

By: Faux Fool #553

Faux Fool #553 — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:26:54 +0000

Anybody seen Bubba?

Yes, I did. He had written your name on a slip of paper and was trying to vote in the “Biggest Asshole-Dork On The Internet” polling.

But the ballot box was completely filled, and I saw that all the slips of paper said “The Fool” on them.

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:26:31 +0000

Hey Actor:

You wanna play poker? Cause I definitely want to play poker with a dude who can’t count past 4.

By: The Fool

The Fool — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:23:59 +0000

Anybody seen Bubba?

The last time he was seen he was running away with his tail tucked between his legs, scared shitless at the thought of playing The Fool in poker.

Come out come out where ever you are, Bubba!