Comments on: A Boomerang Is Not A Bomb-Delivery Device

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:35:13 +0000

Noted media accuracy watchdog T. Robin Dick would have a field day with this one.

By: Death

Death — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:35:20 +0000

PLEASE DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY

By: OneMan

OneMan — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:19:11 +0000

Is the Bremerton yard still open?

Yup, Bremerton is still open, as are the Bangor sub base and NAS Whidbey. Everett was a consolidation of bases like Alameda that were closed in the 90s.

Also, Russ T. Trambeaun.

Also.

By: Pontius Pilate

Pontius Pilate — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:47:01 +0000

Why, I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:50:18 +0000

I just have to add this!

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:39:17 +0000

A night with Scott Smith would be…creepy, to say the least.

Not as creepy as a night with SCott Stapp, though.

“WIIIIITH URRRRRRMS WAAAAHDE OOOOOPUUUNNNN!”

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 22 May 2009 06:14:13 +0000

No crap? A whole freaking naval station, in Everett? Is the Bremerton yard still open? You’d think they could put a carrier group there.

Damn, you’d think little could change in 40 yrs.

By: Buster Hymen

Buster Hymen — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:53:48 +0000

Haw, haw! Don’t have a cow, man.

By: Brian X

Brian X — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:52:54 +0000

Just a thought… stage makeup is pretty good these days. How do we know Jamie Foxx couldn’t do Frank? I’d want to see an audition first…

By: Punchline: "So I took her to Tacoma."

Punchline: "So I took her to Tacoma." — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:33:38 +0000

Insert Joke here.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:03:43 +0000

Did someone say Connie Lingus?

http://jezebel.com/5264674/20-songs-about-cunnilingus?skyline=true&s=x

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:45:08 +0000

Actually, M. Bouffant, all of the pulp mills are gone. It’s a navy town now, for better or worse: a carrier task group based there, built around the Nimitz.

You can still get a pretty good reek going across the Snohomish delta on the causeway towards Marysville. And there was a pile of old tires burning recently for about a year and a half right there. (Couldn’t put it out.)

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:34:53 +0000

As mentioned above, there’s nothing like Everett.

By: Epstein's Mother

Epstein's Mother — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:31:02 +0000

It’s a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:23:19 +0000

Say, do they have a trick to screen out the necrophiles?

Yes, but I do not know his name.

By: The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:08:23 +0000

We Baby Boomers will never die. The Zombie Beach Boys will be giving concerts when the sun enters its red giant phase.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:04:55 +0000

How would you screen for that, though?

I like to imagine it as how you get into the Apathetic Party. If you’re too enthusiastic about working there, red flag, no go.

By: St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon

St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:02:35 +0000

I made the host go all caps with my first comment in a right wing blog ever. That’s awesome. I never need venture into one again.

To remain accurate, The Schussel thing isn’t the hardest nut to crack in that instance. Now, if you can get her to punch the caps lock key again, and go all lower-case, then my friend, you have accomplished something.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:01:30 +0000

How would you screen for that, though? Could be there’s a blacklist so the sickie at least won’t get hired again elsewhere.

Just don’t ask the Catholics.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:57:43 +0000

Surely Death is keeping up with modern technology, and these days is wandering around with a weed-whacker.