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		<title>By: Walker</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-921006</link>
		<dc:creator>Walker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 02:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In case you didn&#039;t know, clinical professor = non-tenure track teaching professor.  He is just a lecturer with a souped up title.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In case you didn&#8217;t know, clinical professor = non-tenure track teaching professor.  He is just a lecturer with a souped up title.</p>
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		<title>By: Big Bad Bald Bastard</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920832</link>
		<dc:creator>Big Bad Bald Bastard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh!  I clicked through.  From the comments:

&lt;I&gt;Martin Luther King’s Dream has come true in the form of the Obama administration.  It’s a real nightmare and I hope the King family buries all King’s writings deep in the ground never to be seen again.

I also pray the the Obama administration is buried deep in the ground after the next election.&lt;/I&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh!  I clicked through.  From the comments:</p>
<p><i>Martin Luther King’s Dream has come true in the form of the Obama administration.  It’s a real nightmare and I hope the King family buries all King’s writings deep in the ground never to be seen again.</p>
<p>I also pray the the Obama administration is buried deep in the ground after the next election.</i></p>
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		<title>By: JM</title>
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		<dc:creator>JM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 20:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;But if it is going to happen because of the large Democrat majorities ...&lt;/i&gt; 

No wonder he&#039;s a law professor.  He&#039;s illiterate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>But if it is going to happen because of the large Democrat majorities &#8230;</i> </p>
<p>No wonder he&#8217;s a law professor.  He&#8217;s illiterate.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Levenson</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920770</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Levenson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 19:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Kenosha Kid beat me to it.  U. Wisconsin managed to fob AA off on Brooklyn for a year, but sad to say the faculty and students back in Madison must bear up again under the strain of all those hushed whispers, pointing fingers, and giggles whenever lawyers meet as one of the fortunate ones says to another &quot;there goes one of Althouse&#039;s ....&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Kenosha Kid beat me to it.  U. Wisconsin managed to fob AA off on Brooklyn for a year, but sad to say the faculty and students back in Madison must bear up again under the strain of all those hushed whispers, pointing fingers, and giggles whenever lawyers meet as one of the fortunate ones says to another &#8220;there goes one of Althouse&#8217;s &#8230;.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: The Kenosha Kid</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920661</link>
		<dc:creator>The Kenosha Kid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 16:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;I&gt; The dean of the University of Tennessee Law School has reportedly sent a letter to his counterpart at the Cornell Law School thanking Cornell for snatching from Tennessee the distinction of being the law school with the most embarrassing right wing blogger.&lt;/i&gt; 

Ann Althouse no longer teaches law?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i> The dean of the University of Tennessee Law School has reportedly sent a letter to his counterpart at the Cornell Law School thanking Cornell for snatching from Tennessee the distinction of being the law school with the most embarrassing right wing blogger.</i> </p>
<p>Ann Althouse no longer teaches law?</p>
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		<title>By: actor212</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920627</link>
		<dc:creator>actor212</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 15:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;I&gt;They have nationalized2 their father’s persona, but profit by controlling the written and spoken words which memorialize his history. &lt;/I&gt;

So it&#039;s behaving basically like any for-proft entity: privatizing profits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>They have nationalized2 their father’s persona, but profit by controlling the written and spoken words which memorialize his history. </i></p>
<p>So it&#8217;s behaving basically like any for-proft entity: privatizing profits.</p>
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		<title>By: moondancing</title>
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		<dc:creator>moondancing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 15:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So dis here perfesser wont mind if I copy his essays and picture on to rolls of toilet paper for the black folks to use as they see fit...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So dis here perfesser wont mind if I copy his essays and picture on to rolls of toilet paper for the black folks to use as they see fit&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rusty Shackleford</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920614</link>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Shackleford</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 15:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Interesting fact about law professors:

Liberal ones have typically left successful (and lucrative) careers in private practice, taking a pay cut in exchange for the lifestyle benefits of working in academia.  They tend to be excellent professors.

Conservative ones have typically failed in private practice, and teaching is the only job they can get.  They wouldn&#039;t voluntarily take a pay cut just to spend more time with their families.  They tend to be poor professors.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting fact about law professors:</p>
<p>Liberal ones have typically left successful (and lucrative) careers in private practice, taking a pay cut in exchange for the lifestyle benefits of working in academia.  They tend to be excellent professors.</p>
<p>Conservative ones have typically failed in private practice, and teaching is the only job they can get.  They wouldn&#8217;t voluntarily take a pay cut just to spend more time with their families.  They tend to be poor professors.</p>
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		<title>By: histrogeek</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920579</link>
		<dc:creator>histrogeek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 13:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK this dickslap needs to get fired. Doesn&#039;t Cornell worry about their school&#039;s reputation at all?

As someone who has tried to get rights from the King Estate, I can say that they are VERY good at protecting their copyright. They also are considerably pricier than most institutions. Not that I begrudge them (much, I have my own interests to look after), they do very good work not to mention they have a high demand product.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK this dickslap needs to get fired. Doesn&#8217;t Cornell worry about their school&#8217;s reputation at all?</p>
<p>As someone who has tried to get rights from the King Estate, I can say that they are VERY good at protecting their copyright. They also are considerably pricier than most institutions. Not that I begrudge them (much, I have my own interests to look after), they do very good work not to mention they have a high demand product.</p>
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		<title>By: Arky Schadenfreude</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920537</link>
		<dc:creator>Arky Schadenfreude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 12:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Martin Luther King Junior was against affirmative action, the filthy pederast.&lt;/blockquote&gt; 

You pretty much nailed it. Except you forgot to mention that the Dr. before his name didn&#039;t stand for doctor, it stood for Dark Rioter.

I don&#039;t get it, we&#039;ve been around just as long as they have. (Longer in some cases.) You&#039;d think they would have gotten used to it by now. But every day these dipshits look around, see people who are different, have a Force 5 Freak Out and then sulk because everyone else is like &quot;Uh dude, WtF?&quot; 

Yeah, I know what drives it and it isn&#039;t just the scary dark people, but at a certain point you have to wonder if they&#039;re all brain damaged.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Martin Luther King Junior was against affirmative action, the filthy pederast.</p></blockquote>
<p>You pretty much nailed it. Except you forgot to mention that the Dr. before his name didn&#8217;t stand for doctor, it stood for Dark Rioter.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t get it, we&#8217;ve been around just as long as they have. (Longer in some cases.) You&#8217;d think they would have gotten used to it by now. But every day these dipshits look around, see people who are different, have a Force 5 Freak Out and then sulk because everyone else is like &#8220;Uh dude, WtF?&#8221; </p>
<p>Yeah, I know what drives it and it isn&#8217;t just the scary dark people, but at a certain point you have to wonder if they&#8217;re all brain damaged.</p>
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		<title>By: Ted the Slacker</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920534</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted the Slacker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 12:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;If&lt;/b&gt; Democrats are going to nationalize much of the economy...&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

No, I have a much better idea. Can we nationalize the word &quot;if&quot;?

I mean the strawman industry will be pissed beyond recognition, the wingnut manufactured rage ponzi scheme will have another excuse to pretend to go galt, but basically, I&#039;m just thinking this could be the ultimate Gaycorn Hussein X funding-raising tool evah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i><b>If</b> Democrats are going to nationalize much of the economy&#8230;&#8221;</i></p>
<p>No, I have a much better idea. Can we nationalize the word &#8220;if&#8221;?</p>
<p>I mean the strawman industry will be pissed beyond recognition, the wingnut manufactured rage ponzi scheme will have another excuse to pretend to go galt, but basically, I&#8217;m just thinking this could be the ultimate Gaycorn Hussein X funding-raising tool evah.</p>
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		<title>By: Ken Lowery</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920532</link>
		<dc:creator>Ken Lowery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 11:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In this case, &quot;nationalization&quot; is sorta like the word &quot;smurf&quot; -- it apparently means anything you fucking want it to, and can shift definitions in the &lt;i&gt;very next sentence&lt;/i&gt;.

Nice how he spends so much time on the King estate, acting like it&#039;s so strange that an estate is, you know, protecting its property. Sure, dude, let&#039;s &quot;nationalize&quot; MLK -- and after that, let&#039;s go for Elvis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this case, &#8220;nationalization&#8221; is sorta like the word &#8220;smurf&#8221; &#8212; it apparently means anything you fucking want it to, and can shift definitions in the <i>very next sentence</i>.</p>
<p>Nice how he spends so much time on the King estate, acting like it&#8217;s so strange that an estate is, you know, protecting its property. Sure, dude, let&#8217;s &#8220;nationalize&#8221; MLK &#8212; and after that, let&#8217;s go for Elvis.</p>
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		<title>By: Erik W.</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920523</link>
		<dc:creator>Erik W.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 10:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Since it’s the WSJ, can’t they just add some devil horns and maybe a silly French mustache to every photo of Obama that they print?&lt;/i&gt;

The New Republic made Saddam look more Hitler-y by trimming his moustache.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Since it’s the WSJ, can’t they just add some devil horns and maybe a silly French mustache to every photo of Obama that they print?</i></p>
<p>The New Republic made Saddam look more Hitler-y by trimming his moustache.</p>
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		<title>By: M. Bouffant</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920502</link>
		<dc:creator>M. Bouffant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 09:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A-OK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A-OK.</p>
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		<title>By: Smut Clyde</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920477</link>
		<dc:creator>Smut Clyde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 07:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;We were successful at removing BET and MTV from our cable line up in our HOA&lt;/i&gt;
Research has revealed that the number of three-letter-acronyms in your comments is directly proportional to the number of Tom Clancy novels you read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>We were successful at removing BET and MTV from our cable line up in our HOA</i><br />
Research has revealed that the number of three-letter-acronyms in your comments is directly proportional to the number of Tom Clancy novels you read.</p>
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		<title>By: M. Bouffant</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920476</link>
		<dc:creator>M. Bouffant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 07:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That limey feller on the Daily Show had a go-round w/ Stewart on the moat thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That limey feller on the Daily Show had a go-round w/ Stewart on the moat thing.</p>
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		<title>By: commie atheist</title>
		<link>http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21351.html#comment-920465</link>
		<dc:creator>commie atheist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sure one of the Sadlynauts has already covered this, but it appears that Britain has their own shit moat problem, and Amy Alkon is nowhere in sight:

&lt;i&gt;Just as Mr. Martin was announcing his decision to quit Tuesday, the man who seems likely to become the unhappy icon of the scandal, Douglas Hogg, announced he would quit Parliament, and politics, at the end of its current term. Mr. Hogg, 64, a former Conservative cabinet minister and an aristocratic grandee, was the man who included a $3,400 claim for the clearing of his country house moat on a list of his expenses.

When The Telegraph first made the moat claim public, Mr. Hogg provided one of the more farcical moments of the scandal, leading a BBC television crew on a fast-paced march from his London home to the House of Commons. Wearing a flat cap of a kind favored at country steeplechases, and trying breathlessly to explain the bureaucratic intricacies of the expenses system, he avoided, for several minutes, responding directly to the BBC reporter’s insistent questions about the moat. A few days later, under pressure from Mr. Cameron, he announced that he would repay the money claimed for the moat.&lt;/i&gt;
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/20/world/europe/20britain.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure one of the Sadlynauts has already covered this, but it appears that Britain has their own shit moat problem, and Amy Alkon is nowhere in sight:</p>
<p><i>Just as Mr. Martin was announcing his decision to quit Tuesday, the man who seems likely to become the unhappy icon of the scandal, Douglas Hogg, announced he would quit Parliament, and politics, at the end of its current term. Mr. Hogg, 64, a former Conservative cabinet minister and an aristocratic grandee, was the man who included a $3,400 claim for the clearing of his country house moat on a list of his expenses.</p>
<p>When The Telegraph first made the moat claim public, Mr. Hogg provided one of the more farcical moments of the scandal, leading a BBC television crew on a fast-paced march from his London home to the House of Commons. Wearing a flat cap of a kind favored at country steeplechases, and trying breathlessly to explain the bureaucratic intricacies of the expenses system, he avoided, for several minutes, responding directly to the BBC reporter’s insistent questions about the moat. A few days later, under pressure from Mr. Cameron, he announced that he would repay the money claimed for the moat.</i><br />
<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/20/world/europe/20britain.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/20/world/europe/20britain.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: "Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut"</title>
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		<dc:creator>"Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut"</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;The DemonRat Socialist Partei&lt;/i&gt; (but pronounced &quot;par-TAY&quot;). You heard it here first.

I doubt they spend a lot of time studying MLK Jr. at any of the many Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee High Schools (Home of the Runnin&#039; Rebs football team) way across Jesusland.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>The DemonRat Socialist Partei</i> (but pronounced &#8220;par-TAY&#8221;). You heard it here first.</p>
<p>I doubt they spend a lot of time studying MLK Jr. at any of the many Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee High Schools (Home of the Runnin&#8217; Rebs football team) way across Jesusland.</p>
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		<title>By: M. Bouffant</title>
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		<dc:creator>M. Bouffant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Little Debbie&#039;s little friends say :

&lt;blockquote&gt;We were successful at removing BET and MTV from our cable line up in our HOA because the residents did not want to support the crap on those networks.

The last time I was able to see BET they had gangster rap on and MTV was the same sewer spewing doggy do 24/7.

They gave us the Golf Channel and SciFi instead for free and will do not have to block the TV for when the grand kids visit.

I vote for Alan Stang to play MLK ;-)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Grampa may really mean 
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2007/08/01/601&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Alan Stang&lt;/a&gt;. I assumed he was having a senior moment &amp; meant Arnold &quot;Top Cat&quot; Stang.

Thanks for nothing, Preview.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Little Debbie&#8217;s little friends say :</p>
<blockquote><p>We were successful at removing BET and MTV from our cable line up in our HOA because the residents did not want to support the crap on those networks.</p>
<p>The last time I was able to see BET they had gangster rap on and MTV was the same sewer spewing doggy do 24/7.</p>
<p>They gave us the Golf Channel and SciFi instead for free and will do not have to block the TV for when the grand kids visit.</p>
<p>I vote for Alan Stang to play MLK ;-)</p></blockquote>
<p>Grampa may really mean<br />
<a href="http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2007/08/01/601" rel="nofollow">Alan Stang</a>. I assumed he was having a senior moment &amp; meant Arnold &#8220;Top Cat&#8221; Stang.</p>
<p>Thanks for nothing, Preview.</p>
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		<title>By: alec</title>
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		<dc:creator>alec</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;White Republicans want so badly to claim MLK as one of their own, but they just can’t resist being douchebags about anything to do with race.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Martin Luther King Junior was against affirmative action, the filthy pederast. Like the many horrible leaders of the awful black community who identify squarely with our conservative ideology despite their racially inferior brains, his vision for America was a country in which whites and blacks were already equal in every way and nothing should be done about it, a vision redolent with Marxist fervor. If alive today, he would lecherously scold the terrible radical Chris Rock for wanting black people to have the nice things they&#039;re constantly stealing and completely unworthy of through government action; his genetically deficient view would have been that every man, regardless of race or the approval of white God, work hard to plagiarize his own white luxury goods.

&quot;Sho-nuff,&quot; he would say if the liberal media didn&#039;t cover up his complete inability to write in the English language which he would want taught exclusively in our schools, &quot;the free market is the only way we negro folks -&quot; after all, he said it, why can&#039;t we? - &quot;can keep in our God-given place. Lord-a-gumption, I do wants me some watermelon, massa.&quot;

That massa: the Republican Party.

Why won&#039;t you vote for us? I mean, we&#039;re not asking you to come to our meetings or run for office or anything, just see if you can illiterately, fraudulently punch our side of the ballot. It&#039;s what the historically unsignificant &quot;Doctor&quot; King would want.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>White Republicans want so badly to claim MLK as one of their own, but they just can’t resist being douchebags about anything to do with race.</p></blockquote>
<p>Martin Luther King Junior was against affirmative action, the filthy pederast. Like the many horrible leaders of the awful black community who identify squarely with our conservative ideology despite their racially inferior brains, his vision for America was a country in which whites and blacks were already equal in every way and nothing should be done about it, a vision redolent with Marxist fervor. If alive today, he would lecherously scold the terrible radical Chris Rock for wanting black people to have the nice things they&#8217;re constantly stealing and completely unworthy of through government action; his genetically deficient view would have been that every man, regardless of race or the approval of white God, work hard to plagiarize his own white luxury goods.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sho-nuff,&#8221; he would say if the liberal media didn&#8217;t cover up his complete inability to write in the English language which he would want taught exclusively in our schools, &#8220;the free market is the only way we negro folks -&#8221; after all, he said it, why can&#8217;t we? &#8211; &#8220;can keep in our God-given place. Lord-a-gumption, I do wants me some watermelon, massa.&#8221;</p>
<p>That massa: the Republican Party.</p>
<p>Why won&#8217;t you vote for us? I mean, we&#8217;re not asking you to come to our meetings or run for office or anything, just see if you can illiterately, fraudulently punch our side of the ballot. It&#8217;s what the historically unsignificant &#8220;Doctor&#8221; King would want.</p>
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