Comments on: Ideas To Save The Republican Party

By: Chuck U. Farley

Chuck U. Farley — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:00:23 +0000

It doesn’t matter if the Republican Party is saved or not.

These parties’ only purpose is to distract you from self-interest.

They are Coke and Pepsi. Do not spend your life on the Internet defending Pepsi from Coke.

By: unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes

unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:34:38 +0000

No, I take that statement back. That was just the coffee talking. I had a little too much of that this morning.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:33:32 +0000

One person’s torture is another person’s truth serum. One person’s diarrhea is another person’s dessert.

Did you want coffee to go with that?

By: unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes

unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:30:31 +0000

One person’s torture is another person’s truth serum. One person’s diarrhea is another person’s dessert.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:05:54 +0000

3. The fact that in a recent poll, Dr BLT (who has written and recorded songs like Right-wingers Need Love Too), the clear underdog, is winning by a comfortable margin over the winner of American Idol, Kris Allen, and the once-presumed also-ran, Adam Lambert.

Thus proving that diarrhea floats faster than turds.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:05:08 +0000

Waterboarding is a bit harsh, but in terms of it’s persuasive power, it beats sitting around, holding hands with terrorists, and singing John Denver songs

Asshole, that IS torture!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:40:12 +0000

Yes, torture is better than holding hands and singing songs.

By: unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes

unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:12:52 +0000

Waterboarding is a bit harsh, but in terms of it’s persuasive power, it beats sitting around, holding hands with terrorists, and singing John Denver songs like this one:

Leavin’ on a Jet Plane
Dr BLT rap cover
http://www.drblt.net/music/jetp.mp3

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:01:57 +0000

Three recent developments indicate that Republicans don’t need to be saved

Good call: I’d let ‘em drown too.

By: unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes

unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:53:29 +0000

The link to the poll? I thought you’d never ask:

http://www.topix.net/forum/topstories/TVAB4DCKG1G1DPKMV

By: unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes

unapologetic pirate of Dr. BLTunes — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:52:46 +0000

Three recent developments indicate that Republicans don’t need to be saved:

1. The resounding lack of support for the Obama Gitmo plan by both parties.

2. Nancy Pelosi

Oh, BTW, did I mention Nancy Pelosi?

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:34:46 +0000

Why Do Echidnas Have Four-Headed Penises
Everytime you walk by?

Just like me, they need to pee
More than once….

By: J Neo Marvin

J Neo Marvin — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:49:04 +0000

I’m sorry to see that the riff-raff have discovered xtranormal now.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:32:32 +0000

your “echdna” couplet was great

I too insist on Echt-DNA. None of the cheap Chinese imports with uracil substituted for the thymine.

By: Sprinkle On The Zesty Goodness

Sprinkle On The Zesty Goodness — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:10:27 +0000

“Obvy” instead of “obvious.” I think I’ve found the new “anyhoo.”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:45:48 +0000

For correct use of 'titular', see Roy Edroso.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:42:47 +0000

BTW, tig, your "echdna" couplet was great... reminiscent of the work of the Digital Cuttlefish.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:41:02 +0000

Ohh, now I get it. I watched that Twoofus video earlier but I did not realize the source. The first time, I thought Gavin had made it. It’s actually funny when viewed from that perspective.

Now that I know the poop, troofiie’s obsession with Gavin is more than wierd, it’s fucking insane. Stalker territory, even.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:38:11 +0000

I am resigning as the titular head of the Republican Party,” Limbaugh said. “Clearly I am not the titular head of the Republican Party”

That honor belongs to “snark and boobs”.

I bet Rush’s “smirk and moobs” overshadow her “snark and boobs.”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:31:38 +0000

I am resigning as the titular head of the Republican Party,” Limbaugh said.

If only ‘titular’ looked more like ‘title’, to increase the chance of nimrods realising that it means the opposite of what they think it means.