Pry my Burger and Fries Out of My Cold Dead Hands
- Indeed, the FDA sending a letter to a cereal manufacturer1 is the Kristallnacht of a total clampdown on all human activity by Nazi buzzsaw robots with boiling lava cannons,2 but I got one that’ll really steam people’s corndogs: The average life expectancy in America is too high, blar-har-har.
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This week’s General Mills™ Conservative Spirit Award goes to Edward Dalere or D. Alereed at Free Republic:
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Does anyone ever read those stupid lables on food?
103 posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 1:16:40 PM by dalereed
District Attorney LeReed may pick up his award by calling our acting compliance officer, Ms. Aïda Bolladix, at extension 1337.