Comments on: Who Can Argue With That Logic?

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:42:34 +0000

Does it ever bother him at all that reality steps in now and again and smacks him upside the head?
Swanky just ignores it, he’s completely transcended reality. He doesen’t just bend the spoon, he is the spoon.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 15:36:33 +0000

Does it ever bother him at all that reality steps in now and again and smacks him upside the head? In this case, the fact that federal employees have no real protection against discrimination on the basis of homosexuality.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 14:47:56 +0000

Wow, I'm a member of a freakin' cult! Which, admittedly, doesn't jibe with me being an atheist... unless... oh, I get it; I'm supposed to worship those! And I know they exist, too! OK, Swankie's kinda got me there. I gotta get one of those gay IRS agent jobs so I can spend time persecuting Fundie churches, revoking their tax-exempt status, AND taking away their free-speech rights. It will be... SO... beautiful!

By: mdh?tter

mdh?tter — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:37:29 +0000

you know, somewhere between Texas and Utah.

By: mdh?tter

mdh?tter — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:36:59 +0000

I always thought New Iraq was in the southwest somewhere.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:48:57 +0000

Wait, why is it Congress’ fault that we’re unprepared for more attacks? I thought our president was ushered into office on the wet dreams of all those soccer moms who thought he’d personally keep us safe?

By: s.z.

s.z. — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:29:22 +0000

Is Kaye Grogan a life-long 68-year-old? If so, I think we know who might be writing to the Pastor.

By: optimus prime

optimus prime — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:46:28 +0000

Leave that poor lamp alone!

By: mergenow

mergenow — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:45:56 +0000

Yosef, I can only imagine the tortured freak-out Swankfan would suffer if he suspected the PSHA gays were raiding his underwear drawer.

“I’m appalled and disturbed…yet strangely aroused!!”

By: Yosef

Yosef — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:53:05 +0000

I’m dying to find out step three of the nefarious “promiscuous sex HIV/AIDS gays’” plan, and what they hope to gain.

Step 3: Profit!

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:32:54 +0000

I’d have thought that letter-writer was my (still labor-Dem voting) grandpa if I didn’t know he was 78 instead 68, and wouldn’t write to a “fucking Prot bastard preacher” for advice or consolation if he could help it.
Sigh… family’s family.

By: JiuNoon

JiuNoon — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:34:18 +0000

New Iraq? So, basically, all we have to do is bring back Saddam and start calling it Classic Iraq (Iraq Classic?) and everything will be okay?

By: Bored Huge Krill

Bored Huge Krill — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:17:30 +0000

“Which will eventually be known as, Ragnarock.”

actually, I’m reasonably sure that it will eventually become known as “Iran”. Now that we’ve ensured the Shi’ites are in charge of the country, does anybody expect it won’t get voluntarily annexed right after we leave?

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:13:34 +0000

Er, Pastor Swank, “the New Iraq” is already swamped with blood, thanks to your theocratic conservative pals stirring up a hornet’s nest over there. P.S. There used to be a film company in St. Louis which was, to the best of my knowledge, a producer of porno. The name was Swank Films. I can’t help thinking of that whenever I read his name.

By: Major Thrust

Major Thrust — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:54:22 +0000

Launch the offensive!

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:32:17 +0000

Awesome. I thought i’d heard it all, but the IRS is a haven for buttsex. Fucking Awesome.

What do you wanna bet he got audited last year?

Yeah, I was really waiting for him to write, “the homosexual lobby has penetrated every crevice of the federal government!”

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:25:21 +0000

Awesome. I thought i’d heard it all, but the IRS is a haven for buttsex. Fucking Awesome.
What do you wanna bet he got audited last year?

By: mergenow

mergenow — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:03:29 +0000

So let’s see, first they infiltrate the APA and get themselves declared “normative”, then they undermine that bastion of heterosexuality, the IRS (it’s an anagram for “sir”, don’t you see how it all fits together???) and revoke the tax exempt status of churches.

Somehow the IRS then also gets rid of their free speech, too.

I’m dying to find out step three of the nefarious “promiscuous sex HIV/AIDS gays’” plan, and what they hope to gain.

If there’s ever been an argument that elementary schools should teach “recognizing symptoms of mental illness” early and often, this guy would be it.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:03:17 +0000

“An acquaintance of mine who worked at the IRS told me of a whole department of gays existing there.”

The Department of Teh Gay.

“And they had much better furniture than the other departments, and you could smell potpourri!”

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:56:30 +0000

“I have read your work on the Muslim CULT. I have come to the conclusion in the past 3 years that the promiscuous sex HIV/AIDS gays are also a CULT unto themselves AND are the ACTIVISTS undermining the morals, free speech and religious intolerance now underway in our country.

Yeah, since a group of people who pretend that pastry is the flesh of their resurrected messiah could NEVER be called a cult . . .

Sorry, a little bit bitter. These people drive me effing crazy.