Comments on: Holiday Shopping Made Sadly http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46635 Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:55:26 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46635 Although I didn't go out of my way to be PC with either song, I'm curious to know if either Black Santa (linked above) or Brown Santa (aka James Brown is Comin' To Town)is PC enough for you. Brown Santa (James Brown is Comin' To Town) words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2005 http://www.drblt.com/music/jamesbrown3.mp3 You see, Marq, I'm not against being sensitive to those who don't share the same values as myself, and I'm not against being PC, if its in moderation, but some left-wingers take it just a bit too far. Although I didn’t go out of my way to be PC with either song, I’m curious to know if either Black Santa (linked above) or Brown Santa (aka James Brown is Comin’ To Town)is PC enough for you.

Brown Santa
(James Brown is Comin’ To Town)
words and music by Dr. BLT
(c)2005
http://www.drblt.com/music/jamesbrown3.mp3

You see, Marq, I’m not against being sensitive to those who don’t share the same values as myself, and I’m not against being PC, if its in moderation, but some left-wingers take it just a bit too far.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46634 Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger Thu, 08 Dec 2005 15:14:17 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46634 I think I'll pass, Marq, but thanks! It's too much of a risk, even for a risk-taker like myself. I may lose half of my fan base, and when I can count my fans on one hand, well, you can understand why I would be fearful of taking such a risk. I think I’ll pass, Marq, but thanks! It’s too much of a risk, even for a risk-taker like myself. I may lose half of my fan base, and when I can count my fans on one hand, well, you can understand why I would be fearful of taking such a risk.

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46633 Marq Thu, 08 Dec 2005 13:52:21 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46633 Doc, a little FYI about that song I linked to. I'll be worried about you if you still love it after finding out that: it's by a drag queen who does his act in "blackface," you know, like Al Jolson in the Jazz Singer. No, really. His "professional" name is Shirley Q. Liquor, and yes, he is, in fact white. When you consider that combined with the lyrics about "gangstaz" and "fried chicken" and "collard greens", you know, stuff like this line: <blockquote><i>On the third day of Kwanzaa... I went out to the store. I needed beer and cigarettes but they was closed, so I smashed out the windows, did a drive-by and cursed em all out.</i></blockquote> ...it puts things in, how shall I put it, an <i>interesting </i>light. Of course, <i>none </i>of this points to abominable, hateful racism, right? All in good fun! You should do a cover to prove how un-PC you are! I'm sure it would be "cute." But, don't forget the greasepaint. It isn't authentic without it. The dress is optional, though. Doc, a little FYI about that song I linked to. I’ll be worried about you if you still love it after finding out that: it’s by a drag queen who does his act in “blackface,” you know, like Al Jolson in the Jazz Singer. No, really. His “professional” name is Shirley Q. Liquor, and yes, he is, in fact white. When you consider that combined with the lyrics about “gangstaz” and “fried chicken” and “collard greens”, you know, stuff like this line:

On the third day of Kwanzaa…
I went out to the store. I needed beer and cigarettes
but they was closed, so I smashed out the windows, did
a drive-by and cursed em all out.

…it puts things in, how shall I put it, an interesting light. Of course, none of this points to abominable, hateful racism, right? All in good fun! You should do a cover to prove how un-PC you are! I’m sure it would be “cute.” But, don’t forget the greasepaint. It isn’t authentic without it. The dress is optional, though.

]]> By: Mr. Gregor Samsa, PE The Bong Slogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46632 Mr. Gregor Samsa, PE The Bong Slogger Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:55:39 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46632 Um, that's <i>tres</i> un-christian. Just sayin'! Um, that’s tres un-christian. Just sayin’!

]]> By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46631 Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:19:06 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46631 Great, Shannon, then you'd make the perfect candidate. Great, Shannon, then you’d make the perfect candidate.

]]> By: Shannon Sharpe http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46630 Shannon Sharpe Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:00:47 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46630 <i>Well, ACG, if I'm such a whore, why haven't you "hooked" me up (pun intended) with any holy ho's so I can more adequately pimp my faith?</i> I can't understand what you're saying. Well, ACG, if I’m such a whore, why haven’t you “hooked” me up (pun intended) with any holy ho’s so I can more adequately pimp my faith?

I can’t understand what you’re saying.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46629 Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:47:20 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46629 Well, ACG, if I'm such a whore, why haven't you "hooked" me up (pun intended) with any holy ho's so I can more adequately pimp my faith? Well, ACG, if I’m such a whore, why haven’t you “hooked” me up (pun intended) with any holy ho’s so I can more adequately pimp my faith?

]]> By: Fiddy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46628 Fiddy Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:13:33 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46628 <i>Dr. BLT, you are the most pathetic kind of whore.</i> There are whores in my video game. Dr. BLT, you are the most pathetic kind of whore.

There are whores in my video game.

]]> By: ACG http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46627 ACG Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:10:00 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46627 Sigh. I've got nothing left. There is no snark left within me. I reach deep down into the well, and I find it dry. Dr. BLT, you are the most pathetic kind of whore. Sigh. I’ve got nothing left. There is no snark left within me. I reach deep down into the well, and I find it dry.

Dr. BLT, you are the most pathetic kind of whore.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46626 Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:51:37 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46626 Oh, I didn't tell you about my video game, did I? It's called RightWingRoadKill. It's kind of like a retro right-wing rappers version of the old Packman game. You lie on a Freudian-like couch with the controls in your hand as you watch a big screen. The voice of Rush Limbaugh prompts you to begin. Then, a Dr. BLT cartoon figure comes out rapping. You try to run the rappin' right-wing rock doc off the road and make road kill out of him before he completes the song, and you win. The prize? The key to Dr. BLT's entire collection of free mp3s from his free mp3 jukebox accessed via www.drblt.com Oh, I didn’t tell you about my video game, did I? It’s called RightWingRoadKill. It’s kind of like a retro right-wing rappers version of the old Packman game. You lie on a Freudian-like couch with the controls in your hand as you watch a big screen. The voice of Rush Limbaugh prompts you to begin. Then, a Dr. BLT cartoon figure comes out rapping. You try to run the rappin’ right-wing rock doc off the road and make road kill out of him before he completes the song, and you win. The prize? The key to Dr. BLT’s entire collection of free mp3s from his free mp3 jukebox accessed via http://www.drblt.com

]]> By: teh l4m3 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46625 teh l4m3 Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:36:44 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46625 Is this evidence that I won't be getting coal in my stocking??? I'm honored and blessed. Is this evidence that I won’t be getting coal in my stocking???

I’m honored and blessed.

]]> By: Fiddy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46624 Fiddy Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:59:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46624 Shit. Don't come talk to me until you got your own video game. Shit. Don’t come talk to me until you got your own video game.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46623 Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:55:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46623 Suge, you can shake anything you want, but it goes down like this: You snooze, you lose! You weren't there when P. Diddy and I signed the deal, and now you'll have to collect the royalties in your dreams. Marq: What can I say? That song you linked me to made my day. It looks like you've raised the bar for the old sandwich doc. Fiddy, to be able to gain street credibility, you have to be into rap for more than money. You have to have a passion to be a gansta, and not a fake one either. More than anything else, you have to have a passion for cussing poetically, and being in videos in which you are determined to show the whole wide world that you finally made it by flashing around all of your gold, your fancy cars and your hundreds and hundreds of fine ho's. Suge, you can shake anything you want, but it goes down like this: You snooze, you lose! You weren’t there when P. Diddy and I signed the deal, and now you’ll have to collect the royalties in your dreams.

Marq: What can I say? That song you linked me to made my day. It looks like you’ve raised the bar for the old sandwich doc.

Fiddy, to be able to gain street credibility, you have to be into rap for more than money. You have to have a passion to be a gansta, and not a fake one either. More than anything else, you have to have a passion for cussing poetically, and being in videos in which you are determined to show the whole wide world that you finally made it by flashing around all of your gold, your fancy cars and your hundreds and hundreds of fine ho’s.

]]> By: Source Awards Selection Committee http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46622 Source Awards Selection Committee Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:43:37 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46622 Dr. BLT, We love that song! It makes us feel happy to once again celebrate Christmas. We are happy to inform you that you have been nominated for Rap Song of the Year and would like for you to be present at this year's Source Awards Show. Sincerely, The Source Awards Selection Committee Dr. BLT,

We love that song! It makes us feel happy to once again celebrate Christmas. We are happy to inform you that you have been nominated for Rap Song of the Year and would like for you to be present at this year’s Source Awards Show.

Sincerely,
The Source Awards Selection Committee

]]> By: Serch http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46621 Serch Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:40:14 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46621 Pop goes the song blogger! Pop goes the song blogger!

]]> By: Fiddy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46620 Fiddy Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:39:18 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46620 For enough money, I'll rap anything you want. For enough money, I’ll rap anything you want.

]]> By: Suge Knight http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46619 Suge Knight Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:38:38 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46619 BLT, you owe me any money you make on that song. I'll shake it out of yo' ass if I have to. BLT, you owe me any money you make on that song. I’ll shake it out of yo’ ass if I have to.

]]> By: Major Woody http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46618 Major Woody Wed, 07 Dec 2005 20:58:30 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46618 Any sarcasm points I have accumulated, I cede to <i>Mr. Gregor Samsa, PE The Bong Slogger</i>. Can we download audio of you gurgling away with your instrument of choice? Dude! Any sarcasm points I have accumulated, I cede to Mr. Gregor Samsa, PE The Bong Slogger. Can we download audio of you gurgling away with your instrument of choice? Dude!

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46617 Marq Wed, 07 Dec 2005 16:28:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46617 Gee, BLT, I'm <i>not </i>gonna download that, just so's I can't be accused of being one of "nearly 1000" Sadly, No!ers who "support you in your little hobby, but I'll bet it's <i>nearly </i>as "good" as <a href="http://www.coreyandjayshow.com/media/12%20Days%20Of%20Kwanza.mp3" rel="nofollow">this 'charming' little ditty</a>. (views expressed in the linked piece of dreck are NOT shared by yours truly, Marq. BOY are they not!) Gee, BLT, I’m not gonna download that, just so’s I can’t be accused of being one of “nearly 1000″ Sadly, No!ers who “support you in your little hobby, but I’ll bet it’s nearly as “good” as this ‘charming’ little ditty. (views expressed in the linked piece of dreck are NOT shared by yours truly, Marq. BOY are they not!)

]]> By: Capt. Trollypants http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2108.html#comment-46616 Capt. Trollypants Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:34:06 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002108.html#comment-46616 BLT: "CAN I PLEASE GET MORE BONGO IN MY MONITOR? JESUS CHRIST ON A CUPCAKE! WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE PEOPLE, WE GOT AN ALBUM TO MAKE AND I GOT GROUPIES TO BANG. AND.... I.... DON'T... HAVE... ALL... DAY" BLT: “CAN I PLEASE GET MORE BONGO IN MY MONITOR? JESUS CHRIST ON A CUPCAKE! WE’RE PROFESSIONALS HERE PEOPLE, WE GOT AN ALBUM TO MAKE AND I GOT GROUPIES TO BANG. AND…. I…. DON’T… HAVE… ALL… DAY”

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