Fox News picked this up over the weekend, but ol’ Michelle the Junkyard Newshound got there first.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ACLU
By Michelle Malkin
December 01, 2005 12:37 PM
Kevin McCullough* is organizing a Christmas card campaign.
Woo, that’ll get ‘em. The ACLU gets apoplectic over private demonstrations of free speech.
WAR ON CHRISTMAS: MUSCLEHEADS** FIGHT BACK: With kindness of all things…
We are excited to be launching the opportunity today…between now and Christmas we are asking you to send the ACLU direct “MerryChristmas” cards.
And we aren’t talking about these generic “happy holiday” (meaning nothing) type of cards…
Go get as “Christmas” a Christmas card as you can find… something that says.. “Joy To The World,”*** “For Unto Us A Child Is Born”, but at least “Merry Christmas”, put some of your own thoughts into it, sign it respectfully and…
Here’s a nice one. (Ra-ho-ho-ho!-wa) It’s sort of old-timey because the modern right has learned never to race-bait, anymore, without cleverly employing non-white spokes-Quislings like Michelle Malkin and Thomas Sowell, etc., to actually level the charges — or by whooping up proxy issues like mass Islamic subversion, periodic border ‘crises,’ and attacks-on-Christmas to keep the stupes and boobs simmering at their tawny-hued fellow citizens and the groups that support them. Instead of burning a cross on someone else’s lawn, like in the old days, they’ll set a couple of popsicle sticks alight on their own lawn and then scream that the Muslims or the ACLU started that roaring tower of flame, which threatened to consume all of society (and still smolders dangerously). Inter alia, I think the card above is fake, but that it uses authentic graphic elements.
Case in point: While Malkin makes near-daily claims of conservative victimhood and persecution in that chipper, cutely arch way that makes her so popular among the Red-State Angries (and respectable on the talk circuit), the Mystic Knights of the Ku Klux Klan aren’t selling these posters this year:
Maybe someone had better call the ACLU?
*Kevin McCullough is apparently a right-wing Christian radio screamer based at New York’s WMCA.
**Apparently, his fans are called ‘muscleheads.’
***Oh wait, that Kevin McCullough — our pal from WorldNetDaily.
“I look like a cautionary tale
against self-abuse, pepperoni
Hot Pockets, and Mario Kart.”